I hate Masters.

patch
https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/20673/guardian-awakening-ver-1-20-3-10-patch-notes
honestly haven't played the game the past week due to Z-A and college business, guess I'll get back on when the patch drops

Mega Clefable when

>>58473459
Thank god they fixed Mega Lucario CC. I keep canceling it because I'm panicking when fighting the entire enemy team.

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her creamy shapelies...

lol why the fuck buff Blaziken he already felt like a mini boss encounter when he’s on your screen

>>58473459
>Nerfed top lane points
My backcapping Crustle just got indirectly nerfed

Also why the fuck are they buffing Darkrai's cooldownd

>haven't played this in a while, I wonder how the game evolved since then
>open game
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>all that shit every time I boot up the game
>each time I finish a game gotta spent 5 minutes in menus to redeem stuff
What the fuck is this gay shit, couldn't they dial it down a bit? Game is fine otherwise, although I feel like there are a lot of new Pokémon whose movesets are an afterthought. Might just be because I didn't play them enough. Been enjoying Sableye and Mew

I've been trying Mew a lot for the season end, man, I find it hard to get shit done after early game. I don't know how people do it.

>>58474345
>Also why the fuck are they buffing Darkrai's cooldownd
He's getting a BP, duh.

>>58473459
Level 7 Unite is kinda fucking insane, even if it is on the most shitty Unite there is.

>>58473459
>Regieleki
>The countdown gauge will now be displayed in yellow.
Cool. Wasn't too fond of how random that first regi ended up.

>Gengar
>Ability: Levitate
>Movement speed increase: 10% 20%
Well, it's something.

>Darkrai
>Cooldown reduction: 5% 10% (Lv. 5), 10% 20% (Lv. 9)
>Dark Pulse
>Cooldown: 8s 7s
>Damage: 20% increase

Hahaha, holy fuck. How about you touch just Shadow Claw instead of making Dark Void the constantly better choice?

>Latias
>Mist Blast
>Learned at: Lv. 8 Lv. 7
Unite move at level 7? Well, if nothing else, this finally made me look at Latias's moveset.

>Mime def buffs
Neat.

>more Empoleon nerfs
Finally. Combined with the initial nerfs, Empoleon basically became 50% weaker than initial release, fucking nuts.

>Venusaur beam nerfs
Deserved.

>Dragonite beam nerfs
Huh?

>Fixed a bug where Hoopa, Latias, and Alcremie were dealing approx. 8% less damage to wild Pokémon than intended.
Huh.

>>58473459
>>58474613
>Empoleon confined to a wheelchair
Fucking finally.

>Latias buffs
Interesting.

>>58473459
>Blaziken buffs
What in the world? Didn't they buff it to that hp recovery before and have to nerf it? Is it getting a chest skin or a mega? Kind of a uneventful patch overall besides that and Latias.

>>58474642
Mega seems likely honestly. Blaziken has always been an OP mon gatekept by the average player being a braindead child so simplifying it by giving it only one moveset would probably make it more popular and they can just bullshit one of its alt set moves to be a Unite

>darkrai cooldown buff
WHY
H
Y

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LAWL

>>58474570
>He's getting a BP, duh.
I double checked. Yeah you're right, they should have atleast made dark claw usable instead buffing the already broken moveset.

>>58473459
>Support patch
Still no sableye buffs or at least updating its defense stats.
How long will we have to suffer for our release crimes anons, fucking suicune is more egregious than sableye could ever be and that thing one got slaps in the wrist

>>58475182
Hopefully forever goblin shitter

I for one welcome our darkrai overlords

>>58475182
Wish that gremlin was reduced to ash

Why do people hate Sableye

>>58477073
>annoying for the other team
>dead weight for your team

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CHRISTMAS TODAY, TOMORROW, EVERYDAY, FOREVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7nSKqfBk6k

>>58474996
I think I'll do a Mew only to Masters for the new season, maybe I'll finally remember which moves go where.

>>58473459
As someone who has been playing Latias lately... thank Christ. This thing is such a filth. Supporter with no healing, attacker with long cooldowns and barely noticeable damage.
I appreciate being able to stack from 4th level now. Supporters shouldn't be required to attack enemies to stack damage.

>extremely minor mime buffs
We take these I guess

>>58474791
Gotta sell that battle pass anon nasty plot was already retarded before a lot of shit flew under the radar because of Empoleon being so flagrant hope you enjoy darkrai slipping around the map and sleeping you for 3 secs a pop every few seconds.

>>58478496

Math works out to a 12.5-15% def/sp def increase (at 15) and probably something similar across every level, they say that belt’s 28% defenses increase netted a 3-6% damage reduction depending on the pokemon so you’ll see a 1.5 to 2.5ish percent damage reduction on mime with the buffs might set down to actually do the math on it if I get bored enough. Barrier buff is neat I guess but could’ve used to just be taken down to 7 seconds and still feel fair. starting to think barrier psychic might not be bad just misunderstood since the vast majority of the playerbase has no clue how to position be patient take advantage of map space or created space to poke and trade

The amount of damage I can do with pikachu with such little effort is kind of retarded.

Ah yes, the end of the season, where Gardevoir is banned in draft.

Also
>panic swap into beam instead of surf when pushing their home goal
>lose game because I can't shove them off for a free dunk
Every time.

>>58478624

2.3 and a little over a half and 2.4 and a little over a half percent additional damage reduction

>bully lane ADC so they can't get any exp to the point they abandon that lane
>comes back at fucking level 9 by the time regis spawn to solo unite me
wtf did my teammates feed that thing

>ranked game
>in 1600+
>on a winstreak
>>get bots
for why

grippy texture...

>>58479657
Cause the new season starts in 4 hours. Also in case you don't know you can quit the game vs bots and you don't lose points.

>Report Player
>Use of Cheating Tools
>"Empoleon"
simple as

oh no our team picked 4 squishies (in draft) and now they're all too afraid to engage the enemy and spamming check it out at each other for not doing anything
if only there was some way we could have prevented this

Is Darkrai bugged against Aegislash? Even in shield form at even level it was doing 90% damage off of every attack. Never felt as squishy before as I did that game, not even as an owl.

>>58481294
First I've heard of the issue if that's the case.

the most smooth and soft...

>play Latias
>consistently outdamage my attackers who can't do anything themselves
>everyone feeds
>twice in a row I was sent ALONE on bot
Is there some hidden mechanic that punishes better players? For the love of Christ, I just had a match with 26k damage Talonflame. How do you even manage this?

By the way, I used to have 55% win ratio and now my matches are like:
>7 wins and 15 losses
Piece of filth, not a game for actual human beings.

Id rather play with bots and gain points tbhwy

Hear me out
Master Rank should be split into 2

>Gen Rank
Stickers, tickets etc
No lost points.
But you only gain 5 points
So its a grind for prices

>The Real Rank
For Elo faggots and retards
You get to have the retarded bragging rights to be on a leader board.
Your name glows if you reach 18k or something.
There is a requirement to get into this mode
5k battles
55%win rate
10+ lvl 30 held items
30+ licenses or whatever.
Etc.

This way everyone is happy

>>58482536
I actually switch between ranked and bots to not go insane. First to 500 is probably the best mode in this game variety-wise.

>>58473459
This is bullshit
Darkrai is now permanently underground if you use all the cooldown reduction items
Why is this allowed?

>>58482587
The real broken thing about Darkrai is it's unite charge, it literally ticks down every half second or something now.

>>58482519
>Is there some hidden mechanic that punishes better players?
You new? It's well known that the better a player you are, the worse your match making will be. The game often "balances" matches around putting high winrate players with absolute shitters against a team of more average players

So what’s the ban meta now darkrai blissey comfey ??

>>58483588

supposedly latias is stupid good now too which makes latios better in a round about way

What the fuck is the deal with Miraidon’s electro roll glide move I love it other than it ending 100 yards away from the fight you were just in how are you even supposed to follow up? Ult I guess?

her creamulous silkiness...

>>58483720
I don't think either Lati is worth a ban, mostly because they're too difficult for the average player to micromanage and there's a lot of ways to counter them if you do see somebody pick them (seriously why does fucking everything in the game cancel Latias' Dragon Pulse or Unite)
Good players are gonna be able to pubstomp with them but let them, they could do the same thing with less effort on an easier mon

>its another "Clefable moonlight deathballs my team into oblivion" episode
but its all good, we used our ban on the greatest threat to the game, Mr.Mime!

>>58485099
Mime and sableye are waste of team slots now after the supporter buffs they’re outclassed by everyone else

Hoopa is poopa

guys I'm scared I kinda like the look of Muddy Water/Aqua Ring Vaporeon
I don't wanna be an Eevee user

>they overhauled the entire shop
>still didn't change anything fashion/holowear ticket exchange

god Darkrai just fucking permasleeps while dashing every half a second what the fuck were they thinking

>>58486985
Yeah I’d rather get my shit pushed in by Empoleon and still have control of my character than die asleep over and over

>>58486985
>>58487117
1, 2 darkrai's coming for you
3, 4 Better lock your door

>>58482519
The game actually took pity on me and gave me a bot match earlier. Then it gave me Zeraora, Empoleon, Blastoise and Venusaur. Yes, I had the biggest damage. Again.

>suicune darkrai A9 latias enemy team comp
holy shit who hurt you to inflict such misery upon others

>>58487619
Another loss and another case of me doing the biggest numbers. Had Pikachu, Garchomp, Mega Lucario and Venusaur in my team.
117k damage, 91k tanked, 59k healed. Pikachu didn't break 40k.

8 wins, 17 losses.

>>58487655
Yay, a win. First legitimate one this season. Only had to lose like 4/5 times.
I can finally get to 100 stacks with the buffs by the way. Feels good.

Aight bruh who tryna lock in and go demon on some ladder matches bruh im so for real

yup i don’t even care im buying rank protection cards later virgins

>unite api's player search function is completely dead
Now how am I going to laugh at the low winrate shitter who set their profile to private?

>over 1 minute to find a match
Damn, can't wait to see what a shit show my first match of the season is going to be.

>cinder who never shows up for team fights and spams thanks all game
Ah, classic. The game worked hard to find that guy.

>>58488627
>they put him on my team again
Damn, they're working overtime to tank my wr.

>>58488700
>don't get him in our third match
>win

At work on mobile just spectating matches C otherwise I’d join

>most of the players have names spelt in ancient runes
>game lags
Please don't.

>break 100k damage again
Okay, I REALLY like Latias' buffs.

>3-6
Terrible start of the season. Darkrai is complete cancer. Which mons counter him besides Blissey?

this game will shut down their servers before allowing a pc port

>>58488925
Do you go full damage or a hybrid support?

cloyster of moisture...

>>58489387
Aegislash is pretty good against Darkrai if you can time your Wide Guard.

>>58489650
Hybrid.
Dragon Pulse + Mist Ball for moves.
Resonant Guard, Shell Bell and Drive Lens for items.
6 greens and 6 whites for emblems.
I mainly poke with Dragon Pulse to gain stacks.

>someone already picks Mega Charizard X
What a tryh-
>CrisHeroes
NOOOOOOO

>Gengar looses to Eldegoss 1v1 despite being 2 levels ahead

>>58490020
Oh right, it's out.

>>58491373
solid picks imo

Rank is just a traumatizing humiliation ritual
Every season it gets worse and worse

>>58491373
Might hop back in. Havent even tried the new map and Pawmot, Empoleon and Mega Lucario are new to me. What am i in for?

>>58491373
would meowth be allowed to evolve or will he be just like pikachu

>>58492473
it's probably going to be a fun mememon like psyduck

>>58491373
>three charizards in a team
>two gyarados in a team
having two of one mon is already bad enough, but three is insane and double gyarados sounds like fucking cancer for both teams as one has to babysit two magikarp and the other has to deal with two gyradaos

>>58492486
So, like Pikachu then

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yfw they add pichu for sirfetch'd
yfw they add mega raichu x and y
yfw an entire team of pikachu line

>>58493461
Pikachu is exactly the opposite of a fun mememon

>>58493491
>No Babymons, but yes to Pseudo Babymons like Tinkatink and Ralts

irresistibly delicate and supple...

>>58492293
You are in for a miserable experience

>>58491373
Why haven’t these fucks added Sceptile yet?

>the year is 2026
>load up pokemon unite to have some fun
>get into match
>united by zard, zard x and zard y off cooldown every single time one of them sees me
>close game

>>58492293
>Pawmot
Lot's of fucking lifesteal.

>Empoleon
Has roughly gotten a 50% nerf across the board in damage and sustain since release.

>Mega Lucario
It's just PUP/CC Lucario but better.

New map is interesting with Groudon buff instead of fug. Feels more balanced.

>>58491373
>Sirfetch'd
>Meowth
Amazing selection

Seeing a surprising amount of megazards. People do love that lizard, I guess.

>regi fight
>our egg blissey goes solo top for some unknown reason

SHIT EATING FAGGOT DOG

Halloween event is miserable in mobile
When you are dragging the down arrow and trying to escape the enemy then try to shoot down the pumpkin to the enemy
The pumpkin shoots down.

Its not on auto hit aim the enemy
Venusaurs Solarbeam is not like this
I can drag down the down button and the solarbeam still shoots at the direction of the enemy
Wtf cant they make this code patch universal.

is it even worth playing right now? Mega zard just looks completely broken.

Are we really getting another mega Charizard before we get mega Blastoise and Venusaur

>win team fight
>get 3 kos
>mega charizard x on the enemy team somehow just tanks all of us at once and gets a quintuple ko
so this game is just gonna be unplayable for the next several days huh?

>>58480467
I've been doing that to Comfey since it came out.
I don't care that it's nerfed.
I don't care that you can use Curse items to counter it's healing.
I don't care that you can stun both it and its host for a 2-for-1 kill.
It's disgusting on a fundamental design level and I hate it with every fiber of my being and far beyond.

mega charizard x shouldn't have this kinda fucking sustain. It heals for shitting out low cool down attacks, why? If you get fucking jumped and attack too many players at once with no back up, you deserve to fucking get ko'd.

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They gave China, Team Rocket and Brock outfits but not Global...
I wonder when they'll add Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny outfits with Nurse Holowears for Blissey, Wigglytuff, Clefable, Comfey, Alcremie, and Eldegoss while Police Holowears for Lucario, Dodrio, Machamp, Blastoise, Tinkaton, and Falinks?

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Remember Phorus, Erbie and Zirco? Remember that this game gave us 4 chapters of manga about them and the game's lore?
Yea, they just got removed from the shop menu.

just the right amount of shapely softness...

>>58491373
>Meowth
I guarantee you it's going to be a score goblin with payday and high mobility.

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I one tricked crustle the month this game launched and haven't played it since

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Sometimes the only way to support the team as a latias is to fucking kill the enemy before they kill your teammates

Also carrying your retarded duoQ against sweaty duo mega spammers.

>>58498333
Not surprised, they've long given up on given up on any sort of story with this game.

SHIT EATING FAGGOT DOG

After 3 days
Finally made it to
Ultra 4
Rank is so miserable and demoralizing
Why the fuck Im i playing against a 60%win rate in rank

This is a humiliation ritual sacrifice

>>58498956
Crustle is a lag magnet

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>>58499353
Which one?
>Lucario
>Ninetales
>Eevee
>Zacian
>Absol
>Zoroark
>Delphox

>>58499027
It looks like you just played against chink ai bots

creaminess of the highest caliber...

no... it's not over...