This piece of shit has too many defenders of it on this board
second best switch game but served as the bs to come
>The Teraleak reveal on why Ohmori replaced MegasIf you bought this game you are completely inept as a person
>he wanted megas to staylol
>>58478495Better than SV
>>58478506>>58478539you are literally retarded shit eaters.
>>58478507>>The Teraleak reveal on why Ohmori replaced Megasqrd? haven't been keeping up with the leaks as of late
>>58478495Better than legpiss, bdspiss, plass, scat vomit, and zass
>>58478587>>58478020
>>58478567You’re even worse if you enjoy shit vomit
>>58478495To be fair, most of it right now is just ironic shitposting.
>>58478679theres been vehemend defenders of it since 2020
>>58478495It was dogshit but it was the last game that felt like an actual Pokemon game.
>>58478495>improved party wide exp share>postgame battle facility>cute girls that aren't uggo niggers and trannies>competent story>set mode>beautiful open world with different unique biomes>memorable gym leaders>a champion that's actually tough>no time travel/imagination/wormhole shit>no parallel universes>custom characters that actually look custom>minimal glitches>less kanto pandering than usual>interesting DLC and an actual post game>More freedom to explore than SM; Runs and looks better than SV.>VGC was the comfiest it's ever been>dynamax taps into the Kaijukino that founded this franchise>gigantamax is visually better than megas in every way>sneaky pebbles BTFO into extinction>playable on TV>free camera>restores apricorns>new movesets>frequent events>Is fun>still gets thousands of fanarts a month; more than Scat Vomit>N-NOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE IT B-BECAUSE.....UMMMMMMMM.....THE YOUTUBE MAN SAID SHE CUTTED STANTLER!
>>58478495Maybe because it’s actually a good game?
Never read a genuine criticism of GODlar that couldn't be applied to every other game in the series besides BBNDtards crying about the removal of shitmons who were bloating the dex (a positive).
>>58478495It's incredible how much better this game is than ScatVomit, ZA is falling victim to the same hate that plagued this game which is a shame since ZA is so fun. Granted Arceus was better but still.
Find it funny nobody's replying or interacting with each other. Probably because nobody has anything to say and everyone knows it's all bait. What an uncharismatic game
>>58478616Everything in that post is correct comp XY and ORAS teams were just "the best megas+support Pokemon to cover their weaknesses"
>>58478859Yeah, I thought it was going to be an ego thing, but I honestly kind of agree. The fact that there's a fanmade mega for nearly every fully evolved Pokémon is kind of telling of just how much dominance megas had over general gameplay balance, and how people feel like their bro HAS to have a speshul form to be good
>>58478859Yeah which is why instead they made system mechanics that outplay the game rather than actually buff the Pokemon. It's just like fighting games where you aren't actually playing with the tools available, you're playing with the tools that assist the system mechanics the most like Flying type moves for Tailwind. Dynamax might as well be Chicken where the loser triggers their trump card firstThey fucked up so hard in the other direction combined with Dexit where Pokemon didn't matter anymore unless you were using Game Freak's special toys
>>58478735>playable on tv>this is a positive pointhahahahah holy fucking shit swshitters reaching to say one thing positive about this garbarge game that they include something any switch game can do
>>58479282People laugh at you. You know that right, 3DShitter?
>>58479343we get it. swsh shitters are sociallly awkward. two stacies groped my nuts when i played bw2 in public so cope
Not sure if im saying this because ZA might be the worst main series game of all time (though ive heard positive review too) but in hindsight sword and shield was alright. Bad compared to even the golden era but enjoyable enough.
>>58478616??? Literally everything he noted is correct you retardMegas are by far the most poorly designed gimmick out of the four for people who actually play PvP and only really exists to market shillmons and for casual retards to clap at new designs.
I am old enough to remember when Black and White was the newest game and everyone on here hated on it constantly for the pokemon being ugly, the muted color palette, and the circular design of the region. Now you have unovabortions on here every single day talking about how amazing it was and saying it was the peak of the entire franchise. (You) will one day be old enough to see this exact same thing happen with SwSh
>>58478495simple comfy region desu. gives me johto vibes
>>58478495SwSh was fun as fuck if you had friends
>>58479343why is there so much emphasis on the kid being beaten up by a group named after a minor mlp villain specifically?
>>58478495It has no defenders. Just trolls. Stop falling for their obvious lies.
>>58479387>and the circular design of the regionit baffles me how those same poeple will then say the 3D era games are too linear. I have nothing against linear gameplay personally so i have nothing against gen 5, but if you're gonna shit on the later games for being linear then at least shit on gen 5 for that too.
>>58480766It's so you know when the image was made
>>58480766>a group named after a minor mlp villain specifically?The fuck??
>>58478507Wait what'd it say?
>>58478495>This piece of shit has too many defenders of it on this board>bad talk about game that has Chairman Roseyou shit talk my husband you gonna lose your teeth...
>>58482497XY only had like one dungeon, BW had plenty of explorable side areas on every route plus the post game was nothing but exploration. It's disingenuous to say BW was linear when you could go off the beaten path quite often it was just more streamlined.
>>58478616He's not wrong about the flaws of Megas, but Dynamax was a very boring gimmick. It's also rich to complain about Megas "making only certain Pokemon matter" while cutting the dex.
>>58483338BASED Rose enjoyer
>>58478735Based
>>58483341>go off the beaten path quite oftenYou couldn't. There were dancing men stopping you.
>>58483384You could, that's also black 2 and white 2 once again the transgender discord groomer is being disingenuous
>>58483389You couldn't.
>>58483341>XY only had like one dungeon, It’s pretty sad how not only do you need to deflect to XY, you also need to blatantly lie about it.
>>58480766>>58483328>>58483317It was made by an old shitposter on /v/ named Quentin. He had some sort of autism that compelled him to constantly fling shit at 3DS owners. Was actually kinda funny. The Diamond Dogs thing was in reference to Metal Gear Solid V, which in turn was a reference to David Bowie.
>>58478735so many lies heredid we play the same game?
>>58478735>beautiful open world
>>58480766Holy fucking zoom
>>58483709Banking on Kojima in 2015 really was the move, huh?
>>58483836This was back in around 2012/2013 when MGSV was first announced. The marketing gimmick behind the game was honestly pretty insane and the lead up to Ground Zeroes' release was some of the most fun I've had on /v/. But yeah back then you were the weird one if you weren't sucking Kojima off.
>>58479387The dexcut alone crucifies this game
>>58483963Yeah even I got swept up in that era. The speculation was so much fun. Goddamn shame it all imploded all at once>tfw even if Ground Zeroes/Phantom Pain were one game, it still wouldn't have been the fully planned experience
>58478735>lol you just hate it because of dexit, stop being soft!>waaaaaah SV cutted my crossdressing and my gooner fever dream!
>>58478616megas btfo, fuck xy and fuck za
>>58478616dynamax taps into the Kaijukino that founded this franchisemegaslop is just super saiyan shit for advertisers and shillmons
>>58478616That explains why the regional gimmicks got so bad so quickly. They saw holding an item as a "flaw," and not a means to balance an extreme power gain.
SwSh shares a really bizarre trait with fallout 4 of all games, in that the DLC is the only worthwhile part.Make of that what you will
>>58484771>you need to spend more money to make the bad thing goodInto the trash it goes. Doesn't change the fact that the base game is fucking shit either way
>>58484771The DLC still sucks.
>>58485702It's not great, but the dynamax adventures are a guilty pleasure of mine
