>Gamefreak is still trying to pretend Geeta is strongKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWhy is GF so obsessed with pushing its nu-Champions no one likes?
la primera cuckniña...
Even SV itself tells you that Nemona > Geeta
>>58484709Only true Pokemon masters save their setup mon for the end of the battle and lead with their revenge killer
Supreme commandee kingambit was such an easy ace for her and they fucked it up
>>58484746But then she couldn’t use the fullest potential of Glimmora by sending it out at the very end to get one shot by any ground attack!
>>58484709Literally the most meta team in the entire franchise>>58484746She uses it as her ace after you clear the dlc. Literally implying she was just holding back
>>58484709The canon doesn't give a fuck about your feelings anon-kun
>>58484709>I’m incapable of holding back…>Gogoat use tackle!
>>58484851>I am utterly incapable of holding back!
>>58484851>postgame teamlol>Literally implying she was just holding back>literally says she is "utterly incapable of holding back"lmao
>>58484709Gogoat is so lucky...
To this day /vp/edophiles have yet to explain how gogoat is even a weak pokemon to begin with
>>58484851>DLC teamI accept your concession.>Literally the most meta team in the entire franchiseNo, that's Kiki.>Literally implying she was just holding backThe eternal Geetacuck cope.
>Champion Geeta
>>58484913>Base stats of 531 >Solid 100 ATK >123 HP What's wrong with gogoat?
>>58484903>slow frail mixed attacker with a garbage movepoolIt's honestly a mystery
>>58484903bad stat spread + poor move pool
>>58484918>>58484903It simply has no aura
>>58484922>Garbage movepool Zen headbutt playrough bulk up and horn leech are good moves though
>>58484918>>58484903You lost, yawnie.
>>58484927>aura Back to /dbs/
>>58484903>highest attack stat is 100>defenses so bad, dies to one neutral hit>slow as shit
>>58484918See this >>58484922. And to add on, it's directly outclassed by other mono-grass types.
>>58484935>Falsefagging yawncuck with no argument
>>58484944>it's slow With 81 special defense + bulk up to make that for it and horn leech stab
>>58484903Avalugg is way worse than gogoat
>>58484957My god your right. Get Ralph Smogon on the phone! He needs to hear this, Gogoat is actually Ubers material!
>>58484969 >Smogon out of nowhere
>>58484885>>58484889>>58484912>no argumentIts always like this with this website post sharty.I hope you are an election tourist.
Forget Gogoat and Avallug, she has a fucking VELUZA
I still think some coder pasted her team in reverse order and no one bothered to correct it.
>>58484979election was 10 years ago
i honestly don't know a single champion that doesn't have less than 3 shitmons in their teams
>>58484973Right, sorry. Tell me again how many VGC tops Gogoat managed?
>>58485002>VGC out of nowhere
>>58484992Cynthia, Diantha
>>58484992Leon, depending on the starter you chose.
>>58485007a strong pokemon is one that can hold its own competitively, one can surmised that you implied that by posting its stats,
I broke him. That was easy lmao
>>58485014The majority of their teams are complete shitmons. You picked two of the worst examples possible.
>>58484903>pure grass so it’s weak to common offensive types but the ability only makes it immune to grass to boost attack>mixed attacker with “””good””” attack at 100 but it relies on its ability to get higher which it’ll never do>poor defenses even with its high hp>slow>actually doesn’t have a bad movepoolIt’s just on the low end of mediocre.
>>58485014>Cynthia Lucario spiritomb are shitmons >Diantha Fossilmons and ghourgeist are shitmons
>>58485021>a strong pokemon is one that can hold its own competitively i guess garchomp is a shitmon since no one uses it at all in both omgon and vgcuck
>>58485044He's not a strong pokemon that's for sure. Mediocre at best
>>58484992There's degrees to things.Aggron may be a shitmon, but at least it's a cool kaijumon, and fits Steven's theme.The biggest issue here is that Geeta is constantly hyped up by the game, and then there's that one fucking phrase... and then she throws you a fucking Veluza and Gogoat with the latter on top of being a total shitmon has nothing to do with Pladea and her whole team composition is basically used in reverse.Geeta's mouth is constantly writing checks she cannot afford to pay. Of course she'll be on the end of endless mockery.It's why no one can take Leon MUH UNBEATABLE CHAMPION seriously either when his ***Ace*** is fucking Charizardino.
>>58485018>implying charizard isn't a shitmon
>Strongest trainer red's signature pokemon
>>58485072To be fair, it was level 81/88
>>58484851>>58484913Thanks /vp/
>>58484992Lance rematch in HGSS has the least amount.
>>58485014>CynthiaLiterally her entire team except Garchomp and Togekiss are shitmons>DianthaLiterally her entire team except MegaGardevoir and Hawlucha are shitmons
>>58485053G-Max is AG in Smogon and was a staple in VGC because of its special max move. Leon’s ace unironically has the best competitive track record of any champion’s, period.
>>58484992Kieran
>>58485087>she needed dlc to fix herLMAO
>>58485156Charizard is a certified shitmon that dies to pebbles
>>58485156>Leon’s ace unironically has the best competitive track record of any champion’sGarchomp won Worlds twice
>>58485171>DLC where the actual mandatory boss you need to fight before her still has a better team
>>58485048Calm down Giselle
>>58485185>Garchomp won Worlds twiceMetagross too I think?
>>58485185>Chomp only fell off because its gimmick form was a downgrade rather than an upgrade like Zard>Zard keeps needing to get handouts to even keep up with current meta>Now Chomp's gonna get a new Mega in the DLC as an apology for the original Mega
>>58485141>togekissFunny you mention that since they have her togekiss hustle just to make it easier.
>>58484918Its just doesnt have any real high stat, not enough attack, defense or speed, so is not that good sadly
>>58485211No good abilities either.
>>58485219Yeah, I that why I was so desperate for a mega gogoat, it really need a buff
>>58485234>"Gogoat's fine, it doesn't need a Mega">"Pyroar though, give THAT a Mega">It's also useless
>>58484851>Literally the most meta team in the entire franchiseShe's incapable.>no held items>no doubles option>only 1 tera who is also forced last (she never terastallizes glimmora in this battle) and teras immediately with zero thought>avalugg with no inverse or tera>dlc paywall>is in sv, so she doesn't switch at all, making her easy perish song cheeseIf you posted Kieran's Champion team, I might've believed you.
AND THEN SHE SENT OUT GOGOATFUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
>>58484709>didn't play the DLCGeeta actually lies to you and holds back, she has a stronger team with better pokemon and yes she uses Glimmora first and Kingambit last. She's even higher leveled than Iris, Steven, Mustard etc etc, literally only surpassed by Red, Cynthia, Kieran and Nemona's levels.
>>58484851LOOOOOOL
Geeta’s team is based if we were playing randoms
>>58485187>tera fightingWHAT WAS HE THINKING
>>58484986It was a boomer while editing the excel "databases" 1 by 1
>>58485280>the opponent will send out an ice type for my 4x weakness, but guess what? they’re in for A WORLD OF HURT!
>>58485280It should've been Steel, but I figure Game Freak didn't want to make him too hard. Works for me, he's my best Fighitng Unit in PokeMas now
>>58485351Steel would work better. Immune to poison, resist fairy, SE against fairy, Ice, resist dragon, bug.
>>58484851BasedJust look all those replies lmao
>>58485262>Geeta actually lies to youMore like Geeta gets her shit pushed in by a kid and tries her best (and still fails) to recover from the humiliation lol
>>58484851>Literally the most meta team in the entire franchisefor your sake I hope you're joking
>>58485360I should actually play this dlc because all I know about it is it’s pretty hard and Kyurem is in it I think. Maybe he wanted to counter your Kyurem, beats me.
>>58485371I can tell you are coping hard because you are just describing literally every single champion ever, all of them job to kids, before and after the rematch.
>>58485156>Leon’s ace unironically has the best competitive track record of any champion’s, period.No it doesn't lmao.Garchomp and Metagross have won Worlds multiple times. Gardevoir has won Worlds as well.Charizardino hasn't won Worlds even once.
>Game for toddlers has a boss character use things in a suboptimal order to control the difficulty to what the devs want it>iS sHE sTUpID
>>58485262>Even MORE GeetacopeShe trained. She got stronger.>>Hola, Primera! You sure shook up your party, huh? [Nemona]>Well, of course. I am La Primera, after all. How could I set an example for other Trainers if I don’t keep pushing myself to become stronger? [Geeta]At that moment in the story when she fought her in the base game? That was Geeta at her best.You faggots who keep going MUH DLC TEAM are actually the ones who didn't play it LMAO.
>Her literal catchphrase is that she doesn't and cannot hold back>Geetafags repeat SHE'S HOLDING BACK SHE'S HOLDING BACK SHE'S HOLDING BACK like a broken recordWhat causes people to do this?
>>58485540Good for easy mode. Can we have a hard mode difficulty?
>>58485554They were mindbroken by the Gogoat
>>58484851>She's doesn't suck! She's just paywalled!
>>58484851>Literally the most meta team in the entire franchise>No items>No natures>No EVs
>>58484925The movepool is good
>>58485585No. What if little Timmy accidentally turns it on and forgets about and then stops playing the game cause it's too hard for him? He will never buy Pokémon merchandise ever again! We can't allow that to happen, so it needs to be retard proof.
>>58485379Uhh, kyurem is in it as in you can get one in a completely unrelated way. Maybe it requires beating him, I forget.
>>58485554Geeta is who you think Cynthia is. She runs this franchise now.
Part of me wants to excuse Pageeta's team given it's stuff from area zero, but the problem with that is that there's way way fucking better shit there than half of her team
>>58485880Adults in the Pokémon world in canon are almost exclusively mentally disabled or autistic. With champions, they tend to alternate between the two every generation. Geeta is a tard, Leon is an autist, Diantha is a tard, Alder is a retard but N is a mega autist to make up for it...etc.
>>58485554>she can't stop repeating she will go serious on you, of course she can't be holding backHave you ever read anything? Ever? Literal children books do this
>>58485913The odd thing about Geeta is that as far as regional champion acting like some kind of legal authority, she's the only one I've seen that actually does any kind of administrationOutside of battling, I'd almost lean toward calling her competent
>>58485869Jesus Christ the character design in SV is putrid dog shit
>>58485869Geeta looks like a bug type user and i'm not even saying this as an insult, i think her design is very interesting and i like it. Must be the green/yellow and huge eyes
>>58485932How? She has a full head of hair and a visibly healthy body. You're just mad you can't goon to her like whoremona.
>"I'm incapable of holding back!">*sends out Gogoat*How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>58485972Samefag and i just realized she has caterpillar eyebrows, it all makes sense now
>>58485927My headcanon is they just gave her that role to make her feel smart. There's no way someone who doesn't understand abilities isn't retarded.
>>58485988
gogoat
>>58484851You know an anon is right when he triggers NPCs this badly
>>58485774For me to poop on.
>>58484992if you go by gen 2 meta Blue's team is very solid with the only exception being pidgeot. His movesets aren't optimal but the pokemon selection itself is very good. Swap Pidgeot for snorlax and you have a legitimate OU team.
>>58486002It's just odd that the only champion who does stuff outside of being strong and aura farming is the weakest in combat
>>58485869>Geeta is who you think Cynthia isI wish we had an actual brown Cynthia .. but we dont
>>58485916>Fanfiction and schizo babble and headcanonAgain, why are you like this?
>>58486485>basic writing devices are "fanfiction, schizo babble and headcanon"I'm sorry a children storybook could filter you
>>58485262>She's even higher leveled than Iris, Steven, Mustard etc etc, literally only surpassed by Red, Cynthia, Kieran and Nemona's levels.Levels means jack shit since Kieran is not even actual regional champ level. At best they mean something for the game they are in, but they are useless for comparing one game's characters to another.
>>58485262>literally only surpassed by Red, Cynthia, Kieran and Nemona's levels.its funny how gamefreak want to shill Leon as the strongest champ while simultaneously doing everything in their power to actually make Cynthia look like the strongest
>>58486569>levels mean jack shit based on my headcanonWhat did he mean by this?
>>58486667She thinks a champion losing to another champion means one of them isn't champion level, so since Kieran lost to Nemona he's not champion level. Just inane cope, don't bother.
At least they fixed her somewhat in the SV dlc.
>>58484851>no itemsIt was BDSP Cynthia this whole time
>>58485988by laughing
>>58484851GoGOAT bros...
>>58484716Came here to post this. And she is. When I saw La Primera mentioned I instantly just assumed Nemona
>>58484716Yeah didn't Geeta literally say that Nemona is stronger, she just isn't suited for the non-battle aspects of the position?
>>58485525Those other shitmons you listed only won worlds on low-power tournaments compared to the ones Charizard excelled at. Charizard is still the strongest, even after powercreep.
>>58488758Yes, and even Nemona isn't the final boss of the game, that's the AI, so Geeta is meant to be at best the third to last trainer you fight in the game, but people who didn't play the game think her role is like Lance or Steven's just because she's also a champion
>>58484922You don't get it.Game Freak's idea of balancing is relative to the Pokemon in question.These stats on a quadruped are "good" and would be "OP" or "game-breaking" if the were made better. On a bipedal Pokemon these would be shit.Let's take Meowscarada's stats for example — if they were Gogoat's instead it would be game-breaking. Game Freak DOES know how to balance their quality passionately-made games that are 100% worth the $70.It's like how Aurorus not having Power Gem is to preserve the sanctity of balancing for VGC. This is actually a beautiful thing since it not only allows for a healthy metagame, it also encourages diverse play styles for even in a playthrough — and Game Freak wanted to encourage this even further by removing Meteor Beam and Ancient Power as that was encouraging stagnation of meta, which while is frustrating to many players this is actually for the better since it leads to healthier competitive gameplay. Also the Rock/Ice typing paired with Aurorus's stats, while making players weary, pushes players to adapt to an alertive "risk vs. reward" play style that their opponents can be caught off-guard by.The next time you speak ill of modern Pokemon, please remember the time and effort that Game Freak passionately applies into the development into their games so that you — the player — can enjoy.
>>58485913Is Cynthia a retard or an autist? What about Red?
>>58485141>Literally her entire team except Garchomp and Togekiss are shitmonsMilotic is a shitmon?
>>58484851>>58484709>DLC codirected by Maruyama>ZA has Maruyama as the planning directorReally made you think
I have to remember that they made Mega Chomp worse than regular Chomp and GF refuses the existece of DD Chomp? Now imagine a Mega Chomp that is better than the regular Chomp + DD.
>>58485048Well it's not OU in its debut generation so it's probably a shitmon
>>58485156Garchomp and Gastrodon has two wins. Metagross also has two wins>>58485185>>58485200
>>58491285Cynthia and Red are both 100% autists especially Cynthia she just hides it well. But she is a autistic nerd that simply has some decent level of social skills
>>58491837>Cynthia and Red are both 100% autists especially Cynthia she just hides it well. But she is a autistic nerd that simply has some decent level of social skillsJust makes her even betteronly her pokemon and me, her husband, get to see that side..
>>58491900
>>58491904
>>58491900I honestly don't see Cynthia having a husband, or being a good girlfriend...but whatever makes you happy anon
>>58484709Geeta was such a nothingburger of a champion and character
>>58485554>>Geetafags...Those exist? For what fucking purpose?
>>58484716She even beat Kieran
>>58484709Why are random NPC trainers such semen demons?
>>58484709>jeetaSAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CHAMPION TITLE YOU BLOODY BASTERD BEACH
>>58485932I think her design is fine but that pose does it absolutely no favors.
>>58485869Gross
>>58484912>KikiFucking neck yourself pedo