They’re willing to go right up to the line of “this is an official romance between a human and a Pokémon”, but they never cross it by having the human clearly return the romantic feelings rather than just feelings of friendship.
>>58491876
>>58492334Is the file name meant to imply "friends to lovers" isn't an entire ass fucking trope?The sexualization/romanticization of Pokemon has always pissed me off. Everyone pretends Pokemon is a childrens' franchise like Dora or Blues Clues, but they're CONSTANTLY shadow advertising to their original demographic. They want our cum money, but won't give us something more difficult or mature. Just more fuckable mons.
That's a male Gardevoir btw
>>58492379>original demographicCoomers were the demographic in gen 1 when the most humanlike Pokemon were Alakazam, Jynx, and Electabuzz?
Please do NOT fuck your pokémon
>>58491876This basically confirms it, right? >>58492334
>>58492427He means growing up with the original audience.
>>58491876At least we know it can and has happened before.
>>58491876They know that if they actually cross the line it'll become a giant controversial thing. By toeing the line and pushing just up against it, they can pander to coomers who will eagerly cross the line themselves while mantaining plasuible deniability in the eyes of normalfags.
>>58492379>Is the file name meant to imply "friends to lovers" isn't an entire ass fucking trope?Of course not. “Childhood friends” is only ever used in anime in a romantic context.
>>58492334Some of the comments are crazy if this Gardevoir to be his mom.
PokemonXhuman is cool and all, but I didn't really pick up on any romantic vibes from either of them.
>>58492490>if they actually cross the line it'll become a giant controversial thing.With GARDEVOIR?
>>58491876Engagement rings stand-ins
>>58492379>something more difficult or mature.That was attempted with the FreakLeak. And the only thing that it accomplished was ruining and organcially popular Pokemon forever and getting it cancelled. Pedo Freak is too stupid to make anything mature that wouldn’t ruin the Pokémon involved and they don’t want it to risk their precious shillmons getting ruined like the one that was in that FreakLeak
>>58492379>Just more fuckable mons.Nothing wrong with that
>>58492563Have you ever met a normalfag?
>>58492617Shut up typhlosion this isn't about you
>>58492563bro a lot of normalfags think it's the end of the world if you date someone with a different skin color than you, let alone a different fucking species
>>58491876if your dog really likes you it's cute, if it humps your leg it's funny. If you reverse the roles people will hate you. Think about it and you will understand why they don't do it.
>>58492693This, currently waiting for grass wife of Gen 10.
>>58492706>>58492727Do normies not like gardevoir? I don't understand.
>>58492943You've spent too much time here getting desensitized to the weird shit people fap to to think normalfags can handle Gardevoir, when they can barely handle human women who deviate from the Hollywood norm, anon.
>>58492563Yes, with Gardevoir. Normalfags look at the memes of Gardevoir acting like a pet dog based on generic following Pokemon dialogue and go "haha yeah that's funny that this thing acts like my cat :)" and think nothing else of the creature, so they allow that "it's basically a pet" lens to define their perspective.
>>58492973Most guys see any woman who isn't fat as basically goddess-tier. Especially in America, where most people are fat fucks, including women.>>58492994This isn't really true. People outside of 4chan make comments about gardevoir being a waifu and wanting to fuck gardevoir.
>>58493019>People outside of 4chan make comments about gardevoir being a waifu and wanting to fuck gardevoir.anyone who talks about waifus is terminally online and not a normalfag
>>58492563See there's this now ancient game released in 2006 titled Sonic the Hedgehog.That shows why you don't do that kind of thing.
>>58493019>people outside of 4chan (but still online)So by definition, not normalfags, but internet brainrotted weirdos.Try bringing up the fuckability of Gardevoir to a hangout with your IRL buds who don't use the internet outside of work and boomer social medias.
>>58492447>Gen VII introducing the femdom Pokémon that evolves by stepping on people and the femdom harem Pokémon that even uses mind control pheromones on humansThat was a really mask off generation.
>>58493040Aside from the weirdness of the kiss, the fact that Blaze was also in the same game and also a princess that could've fulfilled that role didn't help. Also, Sonic was dead at the time.
>>58493032>>58493041For example: I don't have a clip of it, but I remember seeing this guy "GrandPooBear", a highly popular twitch streamer with a wife and son who uses face cam, casually saying he'd fuck a gardevoir.There was also the cohost on pokeaim joking about gardevoir cunnilingus when asked what pokemon he would eat.At this point it's way less normie to say "UMMM ACTUALLY YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO SAY THAT BECAUSE POKEMON ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PETS".
>>58493162>GrandPooBearSpeedrunner autist who makes and plays kaizo Mario hacks, literally not a normalfag.
>>58493162>twitch streameragain, not a normalfagnormalfags do not watch twitch streamers
>>58493162Markiplier also said he'd fuck Gardevoir and most of the other "waifumons".
>>58493184He started the fucking smash and pass shit that normies partake in.
>>58491876SHE'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
>>58493179>>58493180>moving the goalposts this hardAre YOU normies? Are you telling me that if you were around your friends, and one of them said "hey man, you hear about that smash or pass thing", and you said "yeah dude, I'd fuck a Gardevoir for sure", they would tell you "UHHH, that's an animal you pervert, this friendship is OVER"? Get real.
That’s just a boy and his pet gardevoir
>>58493238>that facedagasi...?
>>58493253ShuchWe've seen and know about those doujins you're hiding under your sleeping mat Ninetails
>>58493249Some people have this thing called jobs, and sometimes jobs have you work with other people. These other people are usually normalfags. And yes, if you said that to a coworker 95% of them would think you're no better than a dogfucker.
>>58493238
>>58491876That Gardevoir was male tho
>this animated shortLiterally me
>>58493271Then why aren't these streamers and youtubers who say these things being deplatformed and canceled as literal zoophiles? What type of people are you even hanging out with? I literally can't imagine what type of person would react that way.
>>58491876Solly anon managerial bureaucrats say no SEXO because uhhhhhh it’s just no okay???? Go back to consuuuuming now please please stop asking questions please go comsoome.
>>58493351Because most of those people primarily exist in the deeper online cultural ecosystem, and thus completely unknown to normalfags specifically, and already written off by them as a group anyway.Like legitimately dude, if you can't comprehend that these people not only exist but are everywhere, you have spent too much time in an online bubble.
>>58493329>kanahana giving the most female sounding gardevoir voice in an anime yet>maleNo this was a poke fucker adaption
this has to be bait, right? i refuse to believe there are people this autistic that they don't understand the concept of normalfags.
>>58493261The Dagasification of official pokemon content has been complete
>>58493386>>58493397People on the internet are MORE pearl-clutching than normies. Cancel culture? That's not a normie thing, that's a terminally online person thing. Internet outrage mongers try to cancel literal whos all the time for almost no reason. So, again, if it's literally zoophilia to say "I'd fuck a gardevoir", why aren't these streamers and youtubers who say these things being canceled?
>>58493261>>58493403>anons discover blush stickers for the first time
>>58491876>official romance between a human and a PokémonDude, she sleeps in a dog bed >>58493011
>>58493535Yes and...?
>>58493261Not even close to his style. Anime style is better (at least as anime).
>>58492334>This Gardevoir has a history of offering candy to children it doesn't know>>58493403The jury is out until the next Eevee-related feature
>>58492534While true, you're in a fandom filled with fat autistic horny and sex deprived middle-aged degenerates
Mew episode when?
>>58493253It's a boy and his future wife
>>58493388>Naruto is a elderly woman because he was voice acted by a 90 year woman
>>58492427Obtuse ahh post
>>58492563Gardevoir is the fucking socialite of Pokemon
>>58492427people back then lusted behind nidoqueen tho
>>58491876>RomanceNigga, it's the best-developed bond between "best friends/brothers from different mothers" that I've seen in Pokémon in years. If you see something sexual/romantic in it, your head is rotten from porn.
Why did this 9 minute short have a better story than any of the main games
>>58493985speak for yourself. i was a lapras fucker, through and through.
>>58494274Because Pedo Freak is too busy writing rape fics and sharing kiddy porno to put in effort to write good stories
>>58494274Turns out its easier to have a story for a 9 minute video than a rushed several hour game
>>58494255>reads the word “romance” and his mind immediately goes to porn Way to out yourself.
We’re already getting art of this particular Gardevoir and trainer.
>>58494255>Romance=pornProjection king
>>58494443Quite slow for usual
>>58491876It's much more profitable to keep it as an undertone. They can have the coomer money without dealing with any potential backlash. Same thing with they subtle pushing young girls such as Marnie, Lillie, Dawn, etc. We will never get a dating sim that we deserve because it would damage the safeness of the brand.
>>58491876Pokemon only want one thing and it's disgusting
>>58493019>People outside of 4chan make comments about gardevoir being a waifu and wanting to fuck gardevoir.This is true. The internet normalized a lot of weird sex stuff, good or bad. But this wouldn't fly. I think it would be worse than the D&D satanic panic. They would say two things:One, it's bestiality and whoever thinks they are attractive is a deviant. Or two, it is sexy but the Pokémon Company is pandering and including sexy monsters to brainwash our children.
>>58491876She looks like she fucks her human male pokemon trainer
>>58492411How? Don't males become Gallade?
>>58494274Because the story is never considered important and gets last priority. If they have to throw what they've wrotten in the trash to add in a reworked regional gimmick at the last second they 100% will.Game Freak would rather re-add Pokestar Studios than give you the option to choose between being a 10 year old or 16 year old trainer and included 2000 lines of dialogue banged out in a week to account for the difference.
>>58494776No. Gallade requires a dawn stone to be used on a male Kirlia. Both male and female Kirlia evolve into Gardevoir at 30.
>>58494776gards can be male or femalegallade is male + stone only
>>58494792I'm glad the games have moved away from being incredibly stingy with stones, getting the one dawn stone in Diamond was always a hassle
>>58491876soooo...did they......y'know...
It has a hairclip. Its a girl
>>58492447A fellow Zourik fan? Good taste
>>58494911It also just has a blatantly feminine voice in the short
>>58491876This is clearly a BFF relationship between trainer and Pokémon and not your degeneracy
>>58494903Gamefreak won't tell you this but actually you can't mega-evolve if you aren't fucking.
If it was up to TPC they would go back in time and make gardevoir line a nidoran type of line where they are gender based. They clearly want to depict all gardevoirs as female for multiple reasons.
>>58493720Don't be a bitch. Why go out and get an expensive waifu VA for a male mon?
In the pokemon world I bet people who fuck their pokemon are essentially seen as disgusting freaks and pedophile tier
>>58494980
>>58494776Males cam become Gallade or Gardevoir. GF should retcon this. Same thing with Froslass and Glalie
>>58494980i thought all the instances of pokemon-human relationships being alluded to were just jokes? so all those people are basically making "lol i'm a pedo haha" jokes?
the guy should've been a shotaadult men fucking pokemon is the gayest shit ever
>>58495154>sex is gay
>>58495162correct when it's an adult man
>>58494776gallades are all male but not all gardevoirs are female
>>58492706normalfags aren't real
>>58493249No normie would bring up smash or pass, as they probably never heard of that trend
>>58493514TPCi knows exactly what it's doing
>>58491876>Lost to a toddler and her mawileI completely understand why he just gave up lmao
>>58495471Of fucking curse, is like Capcom when somehow they greenlighted Tsukino.
>>58493514he's lying, that's mine
>>58495063the truth is that something like half the population of the pokemon world is pokesexual. I mean, even with our perspective of things, they live in an idealized world where the creatures they share the world with are>much cleaner than our animals, to the point that you rarely have to deal with gross jobs>much, much more intelligent, where even the least intelligent pokemon are about as intelligent as an irl preteen>the most intelligent of them are more intelligent than any human alive irl>dangerous situations are extremely rare and everyone and everything is intensely durable>it's normal to have intense, life-long bonds with anyone and anything over extremely mild occasions. Running into someone for 30 seconds could net you a friend for life. A pokemon on your team will be with you for 70 years.If we had such a clean, friendly, laissez-faire environment irl, I think having sex with pokemon would be viewed as pretty normal. Even the STDs just make you stronger and go away on their own, lmao (pokerus).
You're not allowed to romance a gardevoir if you can't tell it apart from other gardevoirs.
>>58495487Now that's a humiliation ritual.
>>58495487Well she did have a type disadvantage.
>>58495487252+ Atk Mawile Iron Head vs. Lvl 50 244 HP / 244+ Def Gardevoir: 402-474 (231 - 272.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>58495506>that second point"Once it starts running, it doesn't stop. Its tiny brain makes it so stupid that it can't remember why it started running in the first place.""Its powerful tackles can destroy anything. However, it is too slow witted to help people work.""Rhyhorn claims an area with over a six mile radius as its territory. It apparently forgets where this territory is when running, however."pokemon can be very, very stupid.
>>58494911>he's wearing something girly therefore he must be a girlFlawed logic, anon.
>>58495544Pokedex isn't always correct.
>>58495566>rhyhorn did all thisOr, the mom left the laptop out for the rhyhorn. Which is more likely?
>>58495487It was a dream
>>58493514>これは嫁The read here isn't "my wife" it's just wife I think. There are English posts with that image and just "Wife".
i think they should do this but replace the dude with me and gardevoir with spiritomb
>>58495699Polygamy is illegal
>>58495632Not that or it would have shown her doing that.
>>58495632When's the last time you saw any animal excitedly watching a video/stream and being able to recognize what was happening?
>>58495705Weak argument.>Not that or it would have shown Rhyhorn doing thatSee how easy it was to sink your logic?
>>58495632a wild rotom appeared, possessed the computer to open the website, then left to find another friend to help
>>58495563Are French boys really like this?
>>58495740It's because it's the simpler and more straightforward explanation.>Ryhorn and Fletchling looked up Serena to watch her.vs>Serena's mom set up the computer for Ryhorn and Fletchling offscreen before leaving.The first possibility is more obvious except to animalfags who consider it unthinkable that a pokemon could use a computer.
>>58493238she is so cute.
>>58495818>>Ryhorn and Fletchling looked up Serena to watch her.>and they did all this without hands, off screenNo, the simpler answer is the mother leaving the laptop on for her pets to watch before she left. Something people here in the real world do all the time. Your answer requires explaining how the Rhyhorn and Fletchling aquired the laptop and turned it on without hands.
>>58491876>>58493238>>58493281Usually Gardevoir looks regal and serious, this is the first time I’ve seen one so cute and expressive. She must really love her trainer :)
>>58491876Why would you propose to a Gardevior?They worship you just for existing
>>58495897Fletchling's beak.
>>58495928>these dex entriesNow make the Gardevoir yandere
>>58495928This is why.
The artist of this said that he drew it because the thumbnail looked like hypnosis to him.
>>58496183I saw a comment saying the same
>>58492563Gardevoir is THE waifu Pokemon. Have you read the dex entries? Are you retarded?
>hairclipSo it's confirmed that the green stuff is hair, not a shell?
This feels like the first official Pokemon animation to recognize Gardevoir in the way the same wavelenght of the fandom.
>>58495924She grew up with her trainer, so it makes sense.
>>58496264Never considered the possibilty of a chiildhood friend pokemon before. But it makes sense.
>>58496259It's the first time gardevoir has been focused on EVER. It's bittersweet because they might not ever do it again since now she's already had her time in the spotlight.
>>58496015That's a freak Gardevior.They're supposed to be subtle and regal, not acting like a hormonal woman
>>58496274Tomboy Gardevior
>>58491876>Lost to a literal 4 year oldA jobber like him doesn't deserve that gardy
>>58495928Never heard of "marrying a slave"?
>>58496284steel vs fairy dumbass should've known
>>58491876would you let your dog hump you?no?well, it's the same thing here
>>58496259Funny how Gardevoir got focus in a short before ever being owned by a main character. People were legit expecting Liko to get one as a mega-able mon a few months ago for some reason.
>>58496339I watched the Liko anime up to the part where she gets the Galar Ralts, what happened to that one?
>>58493467my girl coworkers were all talking about fictional crushes and talking about how they wanted to fuck danny phantom. If you said that on the internet you'd be called a pedo rapist because he's a high schooler
>>58496366damn they are pedos
>>58496366danny phantom has a weird pull on freaky girls for some reason. I guess they self-inserted as sam?
>>58492334So the real question would be who's groomer
>>58496345>what happened to that one?Evolved to 2nd stage. Acts as support in team fights
>>58496366>If you said that on the internetYou've identified the problem.
>>58492379>Cumbrained nigger thinks the leaked Typhlosion story is them trying to appeal to coomers instead of being your typical Jap folklore
>>58496255Why the fuck would it be a shell? Did you think Gardevoir was just a really fucked up snail or something?
>>58496284Did the kid buy every potion in the store or something why is her bag so big?
Are human x visibly non-human romances becoming more mainstream?
>>58496440humans are boring
where do i watch this short
>>58496445we aren't but the media can't depict a non-boring human anymore
>>58496457https://youtu.be/1JtuxmEiYl4
>>58496400yes that was literally the point of my post and the one i replied to
>>58496273gardevoir had an amv with miku last year, if anything you're going to be seeing gardevoir a lot more now because they shill it on par with charizard and the shilldog now
>>58496473thank you
>>58496477good. deserved.
One of the only times Gardevoir was shown with a male trainer in the anime.
What was the intention behind Gardevoir when they first made it?Was it supposed to be cool? cute? did they see it as a feminine or neutral?
>>58496544Guardian angel paper doll thing.
Why didn't Gardevoir just create a black hole and suck up the landslide?
>Human maleDropped
>1. You're autistic.>2. You're an animal fucker.>3. This short would have been better with a female MC.
>>58496544It was meant to be Wally's startermon as a 3-stage Psychic that your rival would evolve. Then they made Gallade because everyone was too horny for female Gardevoir.
>>58496529Who asked?
>>584962844 year old running around with one of the most powerful Megas that just one-shots you
>>58496554That’s just Chimecho
>>58496563they'll never mention the black hole thing outside of the dex entries
>>58496580I like that Wally has a Gallade. It differentiates him from Diantha.
>>58496620Why is Wally the one that has to differentiate himself when he used the Ralts line first
>>58496544gen 3 pokemon were made to look cool, so that probably was the intention, then they made gallade so they pivoted to gardevoir being a cutemon instead
>>58496620I wonder how kids that started with gen 6 feel about the Ralts line>Play XY>Oh the final boss' ace is Mega Gardevoir!>Play ORAS>Wait my rival's ace is the other branch of the same line? Why this line is so important?
>>58496606Wrong
>>58496626Champion privilege.
>>58496628Is that why Pokémon Colosseum is the way it is?
>>58493011damn bitch, you live like this?
>>58496473
>>58496529Don't call Gardevoir an animal. I don't care if she sleeps on a pet bed, she's more than just an animal.
Don't say "male" unless you got proof.Remember, all Gardevoirs are female by default.
>>58496626To be fair most Gardevoir are more regal knight than Gallade's more unfiltered swordmaster feel.Wally with Gardevoir would probably still be meek.
>>58496597That's a Furin.
>>58496544Knight+dancer+guardian angel but they made it look too feminine so like >>58496580 said they effectively patched the knight design with Gallade
>>58496276As if we didn't need even more confirmation that the animation team is on the wavelength of fans, good taste throwing Hex Maniac in.
>>58495487>>58495543To add to that:252+ SpA Gardevoir-Mega Mystical Fire vs. 52 HP / 48 SpD Mawile-Mega: 214-252 (84.2 - 99.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKOEven if you take a perfectly trained Garde with a perfect coverage move for Mawile specifically against an average Mawile trained by a toddler with EVs all over the place, there's no winning, it's hopeless.
the thought of roadkill pokemon never occurred to me until this
Never stop being based, Japan.
>>58496544Tezuka inspired.
>>58496286It happens
>>58495924>>58496264>>58496270>she
This video could kill someone. It's too precious.
>>58496703Humans are animals
I hope the two of them become champions. Such a sweet story.
>>58493146I guess the first one is Tsareena but who's the second?
>>58496273>>58496339Gardevoir is a champions ace though
>>58497256Salazzle
>>58493238She looks like fucks human men.
>>58492617Holy shit, dude, give it a rest. You throw this same tantrum in every single thread on the board whether or not it has anything to do with Typhlosion's ugly ass.
>>58493146still can't believe they went out of their way to say the salazzle pheromones work on humans. there was literally no reason to confirm that, coomers would've headcanoned it regardless. but they just fucking said "yeah this thing that makes reverse harems uses pheromones that DEFINITELY work on humans"they did that
>>58497264>Gardevoir is a [supporting character]'s ace thoyes
>Gardevoir says SAAR throughout the videozomg Gardebros, Gardevoir was Indian this entire time?!
>>58497264They never focused on Diantha's gardevoir, only on Diantha.
>>58496422It's full of my cum
Dont pokemon find mega evolving painful or something? Bold she uses a clip with a mega stone on it
>>58496703Her sleeping on the pet bed is just their kink.
>>58497379I've read comments about that.>why does she sound like a girl?LOL
>>58495566>that's a smart rhyhorn????pokemon are fucking sentient and have been since episode 1 of the show, it's literally just a matter of how well humans can converse with them
Nice of them to confirm that Gardevoir is indeed breeding material.
>>58497511Well duh, she has an egg group
>>58497414>Dont pokemon find mega evolving painful or something?Only in half of one of SM version's edgelord dex entires, even though Mega Evolution in Gen 6 was described as being the positive result of the bond between the trainer and Pokemon.
>>58492427>he doesn't know about VaporeonBRO?
>>58497414Only if it’s forced on them and/or done without a trainer, then it’s just uninterrupted agony
>>58497414>Bold she uses a clip with a mega stone on itThat's an anime way to show that the Pokemon is holding their Mega Stone.
>>58497576zoomer meme parroted by secondaries that weren't even born during pokemania
>>58497596w/e helps you sleep at night
>>58491876is there a subbed version yet
>>58497595It's cute
>>58494980Why though? Humans and Pokemon can have actual, deep, life-long friendships. Like, more than just pets, we've met characters who's entire life is spend with their partner Pokemon above anything else. Logically, this could lead to romance at some point with some mons.
>>58497611>[Some-Stuffs] POKÉTOON 19 - Facing Tomorrow With Sirknight (1080p VP9 Opus) [99F6D0C2] (Poketoon)
>>58492379It's been there from the start.
>>58497414Only Alolan Islanders think that
>>58497622Are gardevoirs genetically related to mawiles? They have the same eyes and hands.
>>58497628thx you rule will watch tomorrow
>>58497636They were made in the same gen, which sometimes results in a few similar elements between mons (especially up to gen 5 or so).
>>58497649They should make it canon that those pokemons share close common ancestors.
>>58497414Mega Evolving takes high concentration and energy (Which is why they need the stone to focus on it)This can be accomplished by having a strong enough bond with your Pokemon so it can naturally mega.Random Mega Evolution like in Legends ZA is basically "overloading" wild Pokemon with energy, and without a trainer to tether to, they let out the energy by going on a rampage.Unless you're mega fug who evolves through sheer xenophobia
>>58497636They did get both turned into Fairy type
>>58497633Blame the dex itself its a weird one
>>58497669Fug's mega stone is all the meteors he eats, they emit the same frequency as mega stones and so act like a surrogate mega stone. Fug can naturally handle the increased energy because he's already used to handling such a large quantity of energy, he's just that powerful.
>>58497414Only if you're a shitter>inb4 it was just Gen 7 being le edgyThey clearly had the idea able Megas going berserk and losing their shit back in Gen 6 when the Anime decided to make it a subplot where Korrina wasn't ready to Mega Evolve Lucario so Mega Lucario was tweaking out
>>58497683>Pokémon world introduces some relevant information>"Nah it's too edgy"Why people always are like this?
yfw the dude undressed in front of her so she's seen his cock
>>58496591Remember when you HAD to be 10 to get your starter pokemon.. now they let these 4 year olds join the elite 4 and run around with dangerous mega pokemon
>>58497743That was only ever in the Ash anime, the games have had preschoolers using Pokemon since like Gen 3.
>>58497743>4 year olds join the elite 4Apparently Poppy is supposed to be 9I don't know how that works but maybe Rika fudged the numbers so it wouldn't look as bad
>>58496563Why didn't they just teleport? They literally set it up showing her doing it earlier
Damn it already hit a million views on Youtube, the Kangaskhan one has been up for 3 weeks and is only at just over 500k.
>>58497414You think that either because of>korrina's lucario losing his shit in the animeor>al*lan propaganda>>58497595>>58497622I hate how the anime dropped the idea. I think that Pokemon wearing Mega Stones as accessories is a nice touch that gives them personality.
>>58497811Gardevoir pulls coomers like flies to a turd.
A little weird that they didn't put a higher animation budget into this. A lot of the other PokeToons have much more fluid animation and are more on-model. But beggars can't be choosers I guess, glad we got a comfy Gardevoir episode.
>>58497841I have to wonder how many of the people in this thread got the plush
>>58497841>>58497853wow ur so lucky i want one of those but its always out of stock
>>58497973I think they might've been preorder only, so you would've needed to get it back in February.
There was no romance except in the minds of inane pokegroomers who lack media literacy. Verily so, a Pokemon is a friend and a pet no matter how much Pokegroomers want their inane fantasies validated. This is a children's franchise with a clear goal in mind in the way they want Pokemon to be, and this dynamic isn't changing any time soon.Cease having inane fantasies over fantasy critters from a children's franchise. They are friends not lovers. Stop tainting a children's franchise with inane groomer fantasies.
>>58498038I understand you're expressing strong feelings about how people engage with fictional content, particularly regarding Pokémon like Gardevoir. The core issue here involves the distinction between fictional characters and real beings. Pokémon are fictional creatures in a world where:- They possess human-level intelligence and emotions.- They form deep partnerships with humans.- The fictional universe establishes different norms than our reality.When people create romantic or sexual content about fictional anthropomorphic characters, this doesn't involve actual animals or harm any real beings. The concern about zoophilia applies to real animals who cannot consent - not to fictional creatures in a world with different rules.That said, I understand why certain Pokémon depictions might make some uncomfortable, even given their human-like qualities. Different people have different boundaries regarding fictional content, and that's okay.If this topic distresses you, you might consider:- Curating your online spaces to avoid such content.- Engaging with Pokémon in ways that align with your comfort level.- Remembering that fictional preferences don't necessarily reflect real-world values.What's most important is that we all treat real people and animals with respect while acknowledging that fiction operates in a different space with different rules.
>>58497793To save the truck. His dumbass obviously should have just run and let the truck fall though.
>>58498038He said as a man literally proposed to his Gardevoir. lmao
>>58498038What's it like being autistic?
>>58498038PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>58497853Im waiting for mine to arrive in the mail
>>58498098
>>58498141perfect
>>58497977damn, if they reopen preorders i am for sure getting one
Every day IU wonder how the fuck cynthia autist>Has the stamina to post every fucking night>Have enough ban evasion proxies to constantly come backLike it'd be one thing if it was automated but the dude literally shows up in person to respond to shit. I know he thinks it's funny but it's seriously Chris-chan levels of autism and I don't mean that in an endearing way. The jannies in charge of this shift must be fucking pissed.
>>58497674why was he so horny anyway
>>58498235He's small fry compared to a 3 letters autist in /a/ (starts with "A" and ends with "K").He has been spamming for over 10 years in specific topics, and it's not just a copypasta, he makes walls of autistic walltexts really quick and gaslights everybody to hell and back.
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>>58491876This was a pretty nice bromance.
>>58491876Can we have a Lilligant short next?
>mega evolution>it just gives her tits
>>58498413Yes please.
>>58496899Also they keep eating Qualot berries, her defense EVs are probably dogshit
>>58498101I wouldn't know, I'm not the one sexually interested in fictional cartoon animals.
>>58498460why are you in a thread about it then
>>58498460how load-bearing is the word "fictional" in that statement?
>>58498460She's more than just an animal.
>>58493238I want to get married bros but I'm old and ugly...
>>58498038You are trans
What wee need is a Hatterene short next where she goes around murdering everyone left and right
>>58493011Her bed is nicer than his. He sleeps on a metal grate with a cover by comparison.
>>58498540i'm sure there exist cartoons based on non-fictional animals
>>58498440hell yes my second favourite pokemon too
>>58498068No, that is inanity. Context exist for a reason and you can't wave away how Pokemon are conceptualized because you want to have your little inane groomer fantasies.Pokemon will never acknowledge your brand of inanity. Never ever, instead the series will do as it always has since Tajiri's concept of what a Pokemon materialized back in Gen I. That being a Pokemon is a friendly critter and one that takes up the role of a pet instead of a person. Verily indeed, I can type out all the little things the series does to push this view and the fact that within lore Pokemon and what a person is exist as two separate concepts. With this in mind all that matters not because that's normal in the realm of fiction, What matters here is that Pokemon is a children's franchise, the Pokemon are innocent, magical critters that want to be friends in the same way people perceive pets in the real world. This series does NOT need perverts to taint the series with their ugly, inane groomer fantasies especially one as innocent as Pokemon. It would be better if every pokegroomer in this board put their creativity and energy into something more productive like playing soccer or going to church.Stop having inane groomer fantasies involivng magical critters from a children's series. Cease making inane threads like these that lack media literacy.
>>58491876Why the fuck is he kneeling??? Kneel is a sign of submission
>>58494443>japanese sporty twink >in a tracksuit>works as delivery guy>looks like one of those standard categories of manga/anime maleshe hits lot of my spots, i want to fuck that human and see his porn
>>58496284>mega gardevoir mega evolve and use psyc-ACK>haha oopsie poopsie uguuuu uguuuu uwaaaah mawile metal claw teehee~>*gardevoir explodes*
>>58496440It's a subtle way to promote racemixing like The Shape of Water. It works especially well for human women as they will already fuck anything in real world, if humans and canines had compatible dna we'd see literal legalized amerimutts on the streets. Most ancients cultures and myths also often depict women fucking and being raped by animals and monsters, with a higher ratio than human males doing so.
>>58493238Reminds me of her
>ywn be childhood friends turned lovers with a cute GardevoirWhy live
>>58491876It's a male Gardevoir
>>58496276where are her breasts?
>>58497414I see it as the transformation is very painful on the pokemon, but the strength of your bond allows for them to push beyond it.
>>58499185>tfw can't hi five your Gardevoir because only 3 fingers
>>58497633>>58497674>Alolan IslandersI prefer the term Alolaniggers
>>58498038Probably one of the most ESL posts ever written.
>>58498987Is this a new schizoposter?
>>58499236How fucking new are you
>>58499194What do you mean? Hex is almost flat
>majority of the gardevoir trainers in ZA are the fat supernerds
>>58498038
>>58499249Not at all. Sorry you aren’t as prolific as Yawnfag or the Delcatty poster.
>>58494978most of the japanese gallades have been voiced by women too
>>58499330there's nothing weird with undressing in front of your Pokemon
The answer to all “is this appropriate?” questions is and has always been “it depends on the Pokémon”.
>>58499473I disagree. There's nothing wrong with sleeping with your Machamp
>>58499486
>>58491876pokemonpokemonpokemonlet's do it.
>officially sanctioned waifumon...Was gen 3 a mistake...?
>>58493351This might blow your mind. I am not trying to scare you okay? But let's pretend your favorite streamer that gets [10.000.000] live views (the biggest ever English streamer actually topped at 1.000.000 one time for a moment but actually has a mere 100.000 average)Now this is the really scary part. Even just Counting the population of the US alone means his average is 0.0002941% of the population. Now the schizo part of Pokémon not only has less reach than that but also the content you are referring is from a time where the population on the internet was more limited. Consider that there is a huge population that would go "what is a twitch?" now consider that there are people that has never heard of discord. Now the English spehere actually represents the entire western world and just so I don't induce a panic attack in your feeble bubbled mind I won't go into how small the population that watches the shit you think is important or normal or popular is.
>>58499590Could you find a way to write this in a more obnoxious way, please?
Remember, kids.If it's not directly prohibited it's LEGAL.Pokephilia is canon, it's just the nuns from the west who preferred to turn them into pets.
>>58499647I hesitate to shatter your carefully curated perception of scale, but indulge me for a moment. Imagine, purely as a thought experiment, your favorite streamer. The digital demigod you believe commands millions. Let’s grant them a fantastical 10,000,000 live viewers (because reality clearly isn’t dramatic enough). For context, the actual record, the zenith of English-speaking streaming history, barely grazed 1,000,000, a fleeting numerical hiccup before stabilizing at a thoroughly mortal 100,000 average.Now, here’s where arithmetic becomes existential. If we confine ourselves to the U.S., a modest population of about 330 million, that “massive” audience represents a whopping 0.0002941%. Truly breathtaking. Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to meet someone who thinks “MySpace” is still a thing.And yet, the truly Kafkaesque twist? The esoteric corner of Pokémon psychosis you’re referring to has even less cultural reach, and this was back in the digital Pleistocene, when half the planet still thought the internet was “that AOL thing.” There are entire demographics who, to this day, would respond to “Twitch” with “Is that a nervous condition?” and consider “Discord” an argument, not an app.So, before I accidentally induce an epistemological crisis, I’ll restrain myself. Suffice it to say, the “phenomena” you treat as cultural monoliths are, in truth, microscopic ripples in the vast entropy of online noise. You’re not observing society, you’re staring into a funhouse mirror and mistaking the reflection for the world.
>>58499716More obnoxious. You can go further.
>>58497021There's no way they can't tank that and walk away like it was nothing
>>58499502Gardevoir is cool and badass according to the RSE Pokemon design philosophy.
>>58498664Yoo!! Imagine fucking Hatterenes tiny body!!!!! Your cock would be the size of her entire thigh!
>>58497021I'd like to imagine that Pokemon are smart enough to generally avoid that. I don't even know why animals get hit so often. They literally run right out in front of you. Like, I get that instinct doesn't account for cars, but surely a large, loud, fast-moving object should be avoided by nature, right?Also, I don't think that cars are quite as common in the Pokemon world, since Pokemon themselves offer so many methods of faster travel. For instance, most people in Galar probably use the Corviknight taxi service.
>wraps his arms around her to protect her as they're a second away from hitting the rocksHe's a good human.
>>58500158How many liters of cum do I have to fill my gardevoir with before she reaches the level of human/animal closeness to evolve like this?
>>58500158>jiggle on the chest spike after mega evolutiongood shit
I'll say that it's at least more justified to assume Gardevoirs are female than it is with most non-monogendered species like Primarina. Even though Ralts and Kirlia have a 50% chance of being male, a certain number of that 50% will evolve to be Gallade, meaning that most Gardevoirs will be female.
>>58497021That's because the vanilla Pokemon world avoids showing road infrastructure outside cities as much as possible. At best, all you see are dirt roads in the countryside.
With this short releasing, the plush finally shipping in the states, and with Mega Gardevoir being absolutely busted in Legends Z-A, DAMN is it a good time to be a Gardevoir fan. We have been eating good
>>58500528As someone who has Gardevoir and Empoleon as two of his favorites, this has been both a good and a bad time for me.
>>58500596What are you wearing that for, silly
>>58500601Obviously it's for her very real and human-like breasts, anon. Don't be rude.
>>58500601It isn´t for its practical purposes, so just straight up lewdness.
>>58497021What are you talking about? This is Revavroom's hunting method. Using the bioluminescence in its single eye, it immobilizes its prey at night. It uses its entire body to deliver the fatal blow. Then, it returns to absorb all the fluids with its specialized provocide, which it transforms into high-energy carbohydrates, and the waste products are expelled as smoke or oil.Cervid Pokémon, small canine and feline Pokémon are its usual prey, although during the day it can eat a careless Yanma or Cutefly that it catches in flight. There are accounts of Revavroom trying to hunt Tauros/Bouffalant, but it ends badly for both Pokémon.
>>58500686It's easy to tell when a Pokemon has fallen prey to a Revavroom thanks to the distinctive marks of its attack.
>>58496567who are you shadowboxing
>>58500727You, apparently, seeing as you felt called out enough to reply.
Did they want pokefucking porn to increase or something ?
>>58500808to sell the life-size Gardevoir plush even more? maybe
>lose tournament >become Amazon driver>overwork and die in an accident >he saw mega Gardevoir in his dream for the last time Life is hard
>>58500596cute flat Gardevoir will always be infinitesimal better than slut busty Gardevoir
>>58500886He died?
>a woman who stays by her man even after he suffers a huge public loss and becomes a wagieWhat a nice fantasy world Pokemon takes place in.
>>58500927Yes he died, but not in the accident. He died on his bed because of overworking and the last scene is all created by Gardevoir, as hinted by the purple light.
>>58500961>a womanerm that's his pet
>>58500976>pets in the Pokemon world are more deserving of love and respect than the modern woman is in the real world
>>58500976petwife
>>58500961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-b8P1yj9wHer theme song.
>>58500971Oh fuck that’s sad.
>>58493535To be as generous as I can possibly be, maybe Gardevoir just naturally sleep in a kneeling position? If that were the case a traditional bed wouldn't make as much sense.
