She kissed him here. You can't convince me otherwise.
>>58501320>sheThat's a male Gardevoir.
>>58501320>sheOtherwise, carry on
>>58501320>shego back to Thailand
>>58501343>>58501346>>58501369Guys, this isn't a Primarina situation. Most Gardevoirs are female.
>>58501375>Most Gardevoirs are female.Such copium. It's literally a 50/50 gender split species.
>>58501375Dawn Stones arent exactly common. You cant expect most male Kirlias to have access to one.
>>58501403Retard. The number of male Gardevoirs is lower because some male Kirlias evolve into Gallade. >>58501413If even 1% of them do, that would still make there be less male Gardevoirs than female.
>>58501343>>58501346>>58501369faggot
>>58501461Turn on your monitor.
>>58501320You are not immune to gardevoir propaganda
>>58501427You're incredibly retarded.
It's a male Gardevoir btw
>>58501427It's fewer males, ESL.
>>58501524Nah, you just haven't thought this through. Imagine giving 50 red cards and 50 blue cards randomly to 100 students, then giving the blue-card students the option to trade their card for a purple one. If even one of them did, there would be fewer blue-card students than red-card students. Since Gallade exists in the world, we already know that some of the "blue card students traded for purple". Ergo, there are fewer male Gardevoir than female. >>58501542L E S S
>>58501320Is it normal for a Gardevoir to try to constantly kiss and fondle it's trainer? She's been doing this for a while now and while I've grown accustomed to it by now I wonder if I should scold her or something.
>>58501561Less male means nonbibary or female. You just defeated your own point, kek
>>58501561Incorrect since male kirlia would need to come into contact with an extremely rare stone bwo.There's a 50% the Gardevoir in that animation is male and you will cope.
>>58501564>herhim*
>>58501564*They50% male/50% femaleIncel
>>58501593>>58501605But my Gardevoir is female.
>>58501582nonbibary>>58501587How is this not getting through? If even one blue student traded for a purple card, the number of blues would be lower than red. Since Gallade exists, we already know that some of the male Kirlias used the stone. You can say it's as rare as you want, it doesn't change the fact that every Gallade means one less male Gardevoir.
>>58501617>one lessone fewer*
>>58501617Hmm nyo
>this is a man according to /vp/
>>58501616Be that as it may, the one in the animated short referenced in the OP has a full 50% chance of being male.
>>58501632L E S S>>58501636lol>>58501641Actually no, you can see the explanation for why here >>58501561 :)
>>58501648In this instance:Less = degree of masculinityFewer = more femalesYou really need to take an elementary English class, ESL.
>>58501638Yes
>>58501660Damn that's crazy bro. Ask how much I care.
Why can't you accept her as she is CHUD
>>58501663You care a lot since you keep reposting your flawed argument and undermining it even further by stating they are less male (i.e. female or nonbinary) ^_^It's really hilarious how much you are failing in this "debate" kek
>>58501674>flawed argumentExplain how. You've don't nothing so far except try to change the subject, which isn't exactly a good indicator that the facts are on your side. >undermining itNot really, no. I could be the biggest ESL on the planet, and grammar wouldn't play a factor in whether I'm correct or not (I am).
I predict that he will try to change the subject again by obsessing over "less vs fewer". A sad attempt to avoid the actual argument, which he's failed to refute.
>>58501693>grammarvocabulary*Poor ESL, only digging herself in deeper and deeper kek
Called it.
What is this even from?
gays, troons and fujos have been seething so fucking hard since yesterday KEKanother win for hetGODS
she
>>58501564Mine always sits on my lap and wriggles around like a Caterpie, always trying to look into my eyes as she rocks back and forth and tries to take my hands off my controller and interlock our fingers.
>>58501320>random gardevoir animation overshadows the entirety of ZAShills and literal faggots are seething
>>58501787the only true gods are bifags since we literally always win
>>58502014hetero fags are always seething and call bifags gays anyway
>>58501320what's stopping gardevoir from just mind controlling the trainer in their sleep
>>58503292Why would you do that to someone you love?
malefags got BTFO'd ITT.
>>58503528>trannies actually think this
>>58501641>full 50%retard
mine's female
>>58503682Resorting to tranny posting is the white flag of 4chan.
Why are you so against heterosexual relationships? I thought you hated faggots, so why insist on calling her >male
>>58501343If it passes she's good if not then she's sequestered to the tranny ghetto.
>>58503816More than two people use this website
>>58501638/vp/ is just fags. They see a cute girl and immediately think of penis.
>>58501561That’s also assuming all the students take cards (Kirlia evolving), not taking one is also an option
>>58502194Hetero's are not fags, fags are fags.
>>58503883There’s no reason to assume that male and female Kirlia evolve at different rates, so the point is moot.
>>58501343Proof, faggot?
>>58501540wheres your proof? or we just going to say its your head cannon
>>58503360To have sex with them?
>>58501787why? as a yuritard, who cares if there's one more in the vast sea of hetshit. What, am I supposed to think "this one Gardevoir is het so every Gardevoir is het"?
>>58501782A new Poketoon showing the life of a former Pokemon Trainer whose partner is a Gardevoir as he goes about his day at his wagie job.
>>58501320Stop making inane threads about Pokemon
>>58504954>reiterate
>>58501343>>58501346>>58501369The dude addresses her with female pronouns. It's wearing the Mega Stone like a girl's hairclip. She's female; now go be a cocksucker somewhere else.
>>58501320>>58505258A HUG LEADS TO A KISS LEADS TO A SUCK LEADS TO A FUCK
>>58505548Stop having inane sexual fantasies involving Pokemon. Grow up and leave behind this mess of inanity.
>>58505596Filling gardevoir's mouth with my human seed
What was she even doing in this scene? Healing him? He didn't seem injured. Was she reading his mind? Looking at his dreams? Making sure he had good dreams? I don't get it.
>>58505596>>58505694>two autists fighting
>>58505258>>58505596Based Alolan Ninetales
>>58501638>off model garbage
Have sex with Pokémon. It is the will Great Lady Aus, Creator of All.
>>58505752Healing him. As a Ralts she knew Wish. As a Gardevoir she knows Heal Pulse. He was complaining that there were a fuckton of deliveries that day and his back was killing him.
>>58501561There are a lot of factors involved but in its simplest modelling this is correct
females have shorten red spike on chest, so this is male you retards
>58506089Retarf
>>58506094say it again, but now stop masturbating to your dog
>>58501320What's the law on Pokémon x Human relationships in the Pokémon Universe?
>>58501320Why do people want to fuck and romance this thing? It's a wild animal, probably riddled with diseases (venereal or otherwise), that pretends to be a woman. It possesses all the worst traits a partner can have.
>>58506118>probably riddled with diseases (venereal or otherwise)The only Pokemon disease is Pokerus, which only affects Pokemon. And who the fuck would catch a Pokemon and just let it stay diseased anyway? Pokemon Centers exist to address this kind of shit.
>>58506129Really, Pokémon are canonically immune to STDs? Maybe Guardevior is made to be a sex object after all.
>>58506089Touché.
Hate to say it lads, but the fact they went and made Gallade almost 20 years ago proves that's a female Gardevoir. They didn't give Wally a trap Garde in the remake, when Gallade was a thing AND had a mega for him to use, without stepping on Diantha's toes, so small wonder they didn't genderbend the pick this time.>it thinks the pokémon that hugged its trainer then started wearing a bridal gown could actually be maleGays don't make up a significant portion of humanity for a kid's game series keyed to ignoring gays to recognise them randomly.
>>58506089Yes and?
IT/ITS
>>58503682You were unable to come up with a counter-argument at all, so yes, you were objectively BTFO’d.
>>58501343Gardevoir being able to be male is just for leghacy reasons due to Gallade, the male version, only being added a generation later.In lore at least, the way Gardevoir is presented and the sex of it any time a trainer uses them is pretty much ALWAYS female, so we can assume that lore wise at least Gardevoirs are supposed to be the females and Gallades the males of the species.
That's it. I am never using gardevoir
>>58506823That's it. I am always using Gardevoir.
Poketoon gardevior gender is pointless to discuss and all of you are goontarded subhumans.
>>58501320they really said they have hot sweaty sex every night without directly saying it. based?
>>58506964I dont think pokemon have human sexual characteristics anon. They probably do cuddle though.
>>58506089>My source is I made it the fuck upLying retard
>>58506976human-like egg group implies otherwise
>>58507008Humans being famously known for laying eggs.
>>58501320What is actually going on here?>>58507024We sort of do, only we keep ours safe in our bodies. Seahorses sort of reached the same conclusion but in a more roundabout way.
>>58507024Sure they do. Women lay the egg inside themselves. It just doesnt get laid until the baby is born.
>>58507075I don't remember seeing any genitalia on the official art, so clearly there are substantial anatomical differences.
>>58506958This Poketoon brought out all the weird niggas out the woodwork. I don't know how these weirdos thought something this innocuous was catered towards them.
>>58507075>What is actually going on here?Gardevoir's trainer hurt his back carrying heavy boxes all day for his job as a deliveryman. Gardevoir remembers when its trainer found the Gardevoirite and Key Stone, and their shared dream of becoming a champion, and heals its trainer's back with Heal Pulse while he sleeps.
>>58501320She didn't, didn't lean in far enough, she's clearly doing something else with that light
>>58507237She fumbled the screwdriver again.
>>58501403>>58501427Ralts>50/50Kirlia >50/50Gallade >100% maleGardevoir somehow still says 50/50Which isn't possible. If 100 Ralts (50/50) evolve to Kirlia there's 50 males, 50 females, if 10 male Kirlia's evolve to Gallade and the remaining 90 evolve to Gardevoir there's 40 males and 50 females. Blame GameFreak again for this one they are incompetent and stupid
>>58507079God women are so retarded
>>58501320I don't need convincing.
>>58501320Why are people freaking out over Gardevoir being affectionate towards this human?
>>58507356Jealousy.
>>58507272The thing is, since the number of Gallade will never be consistent, you can't really say what percentage of Gardevoir will be male or female, just that there will always be fewer males unless there are no more Dawn Stones and Gallade goes extinct. Some years there might be a ton of Dawn Stones around, other years they might be more rare.They don't really have a simple way to put that, so they just give the percentage of Gardevoirs that WOULD be male and female if you took Dawn Stones out of the equation.
>>58503889>4chan shitposters>Not fagsthen maybe get out?
>>58503883You are correct in one point and incorrect in another. Let's say you have a place that take cares of the entire Ralts line for whatever reason. Each year, you get 100 new Ralts. They take one year to evolve to Kirlia and then another year to evolve to Gardevoir and Galade. The first year you have 100 Ralts, sure. The second year you have 100 Kirlia and 100 new ralts. And in the third year, these 100 Kirlia would evolve. Unless the number of Gallade is zero, the 50/50 wouldn't work in at least one place in the Ralts line. If the number of unevolved female Kirlias is the same as Gallades, it would balance it out initially. So if you have 100 Kirlias in a generation and let's say: 45 female Gardevoir, 5 unevolved Kirlias, 45 male Gardevoir and 5 Gallades, you'd be able to keep the 50/50 ratio... for Gardevoirs. But then you'd create an instability for Kirlias. So the next 100 Kirlia would come, but you'd have 5 female Kirlia leftovers. So you would have 105 Kirlia, 55 females and 50 males.
>>58507412This is a logical idea. Maybe in nature Gardevoirs are basically 50/50, assuming Kirlia doesn't have natural contact with Dawn stones. But if you factor captured Kirlias/Gardevoir/Gallade, it's reasonable to assume most Gardevoir with trainers are female. It would just depend of how widespread Gallades are to know how much.
>>58506958Bait
>>58501320Yes, but on the forehead.
>>58506807lore wise dawn stones are just as rare as they are in gameplay and thus gallade is a niche forked evolution. i would argue that gallde being the male of the species is more purely a marketing thing.
>>58505932>Have sex with Pokémon. It is the will Great Lady Aus, Creator of All.based
if gardevoir cared so much for her trainer why didn't she get a delivery job too
