>Pokekon fans would rather fuck a black dog with yellow circles more than GardevoirWhy?
>>58507273you wouldn't get it
eeveelutions aren't canid
>>58507273umbreon is a cat
>>58507273Is this e621? Of course the dog is going to have more search results than Gardevoir
>>58507273HoennGODS mogging Johtimmys once again
>>58507273Because your brain is filled with cum
>>58507273Faggots dogs more than women
>>58507273Look man it's a really fuckable dog
>>58507273>Pokemon fans are zoophilesMore news at 10
>>58507273>"more results">both are 21k>order is alphabet
>>58507273What's more pathetic is that you would rather jerk off to cartoon animals than finding yourself some real-world pussy
>>58507617Dealing with 3DPD is too much of a hassle.
>>58507634Of course you'd try to defend yourself by saying social interaction is hard, you fucking loser. Just out of curiosity, how fat and ugly are you?
>>58507642Me irl
That black dog's been around longer than the age of 95% of 4chan users.
>>58507617>>58507642Yeah man you must be drowning in pussy, that's why you're spending your Sunday morning in the Dog Fucking thread on 4chan
>>58507273Umbreon has been around longer than Gardevoir
>>58507662Nigger I'm at church right now
>>58507273>Vanilla tradwife vs. tomboy goth gf
>>58507316?Anthro has more results than the feral tag, retardkys
>>58507691You're spending your Sunday morning in the Dog Fucking thread on 4chan while at church?
>>58507708No need to be so defensive, dogfucker.>>58507691Browsing 4chan in the Lord's house? You're going to hell
>>58507273Gard and Um have the same amount though >>58507322Hoenn has more Pokémon. Unless you show Hoenn has more art per capita Hoeen has’t mogged anything
>>58507642This is what I look like IRL. And yes, I'm happily married to my wife Teri. Now go and delete your post in shame, kiddo
>>58507725I'm showing my pastor the thread. He says he's never seen such degeneracy.
>>58507751Nice forehead. Does your hairline recede more with each post?
>>58507273Espeon is way sexier than Umbreon
>>58507617I just had the most insane bed breaking sex with my Level 78 Umbreon.
>>58507273Because furries have really bad taste.
>>58507797>I touched my wiener while I thought about dogs>and then I told some rando online I had sex with a fictional animalOk coomer
>>58507786Interesting
>>58507854
>>58507273Why is Umbreon is so popular when Glaceon is the obvious sexier eevolution?
>>58507824Can you show some Umbreon porn to your pastor?
>>58507854Yo, is this all porn or just art in general? I'd assume Sylveon, Vaporeon and Glaceon were more popular in porn than Umbreon. Maybe Espeon too. Also surprising to me that Jolteon isn't the least popular in porn. Awesome Pokémon, but it looks less fuckable than Flareon, for example.
Dark type / dark fur = edgyedgy = sex appeal
>>58507889He doesn't need to because his pastor has already seen Umbreon porn.t. the pastor
>>58507872That's all porn, from rule34.xxxObviously a different userbase than a furry-oriented site like e621 (pic related), so the results might be slightly different (Gardevoir has a significant edge over Lucario on rule34 sites, but Lucario is in a league of its own on e621) though it probably doesn't matter much for the Eeveelutions who all share the same nicheAlthough, that data is from about two years ago and the number of pokemon_(species) images since then has more than doubled to 500k, Umbreon is up to almost 21k there too now. I'm sure a substantial fraction of that is AI slop which rule34 allows and e621 doesn't, but it seems like furries have been colonizing rule34 too
>>58507751Least obvious Sharty raider
>>58507976Meds
>>58507273In addition to being a fan favorite, Umbreon benefits from being part of a family of popular eeveelutions. Artists are basically obligated to draw most, if not all of the eeveelutions to please their customers.
>>58507741no need to be so retarded, pokegirl fucker
>>58507970Fascinating information.
>>58507900The green site is r34 so basically lewd art only>I'd assume Sylveon, Vaporeon and Glaceon were more popularI assume Umbreon just has an edge as the most popular Eeveelution. It's often seen as an OC and paired with other Eevees.>Jolteon isn't the least popularIt's meme'd as the least fuckable but I think it holds on with its own popularity. And I suppose it's like the most cool dude eeveelution other than Umbreon.
>>58507617My husband loves Lucario
>>58508288I'm already well aware that fat gays make up the largest portion of the furry community, but thanks for the confirmation.
>>58507741you are also going to hell for judging others
>>58507273/v/ posters will call you basic for liking Gardevoir while having cropped Lucario, Eevee, or Lopunny in the same post. I can always tell they're the basic furry while my secretly varied tastes would shock them.
>>58507273Exotic-looking black fortune cookie make pp go boing
>>58507457Cute butt!
>>58508428>secretly varied tasteswanting to fuck ampharos is not secret or varied
>>58507300Nobody but catpedos will ever agree with this
bump
>>58509739ing my penis into a hot umbreon
>>58507294they are in porn also theyre not exactly felid either
>>58507457
>>58507273Furries are retarded child molesters and animal abusers, and should unironically be lynched.That goes for the Gardevoir fuckers too.
>>58509782Leave the fox alone.
>>58507322>making this into a genwar thread out of nowherekill yourself t. hoennfag
>>58507273Logistically, a dog/cat/fox/rabbit will cover more fetishes than a green humanoid with bangs. It's a numbers game.
>>58507273Gardevoir isn't sexy.
>>58507658oh!
>>58507697>and then there's shiny mega Gardevoir
>>58508247rule34 is also 90% reposts and shitty tagging
>>58507273don't forget pokemon sex is canon
>>58508430This
>>585079704k-3k is where all the good shit is at. Hope Dewott get there one day.
>>58509887you're an orass zoomer, nobody gives a fuck what you think
>>58507273learn how to count
>>58508371I mean he's not really fat, he's a endomorphic body type I feel his muscles everytime he dives in.
>>58507273gardevoir mogs umbreon though, so the premise of your thread is wrong
>>58507273you're on the dogfucker site, saar
>>58507273Blacky is really easy to draw. Don't overthink it.
>>58507708Gardevoir isn't tagged as anthro, but humanoid
>>58507273Because Blacky is literally me.
>>58507658He used to to have a normal beard, I dont get why he choose to have that weird beard now
>>58512039Those extra 10k must be random generic white bitches with green hair that "looks like gardevoir"
>>58507273On model gardevoir is kinda akward to fuck. That chest horn makes cuddling really akward. Lucario has the same problem.
>>58511310What is this thing trying to communicate?
>>58507294>>58507300They're hamsters like Entei, Suicuine, and Raikou.
>>58507294You need a snowball correction for such naiveity…
>>58507273ferals are sexier
>>58513843>animation older then half the evolutionsI miss flash.
>>58507970The numbers are definitely interesting to see
>>58507273based
>>58512039>R34 allows AI>E6 does notGardeKEK confirmed carried by sloppa
