I was fucking a Vulpix repeatedly and kept cumming inside it to the point where orgasmed irl and I jizzed in my underwear and got woken up by the orgasm.Have you ever had such a dream, /vp/?
>anon discovers wet dreamsYou jerk off way too much, faggot.
>>58508668Yeah, but specifically about plowing a Pokemon?
one time i had a dream where hex maniac was my roommate and i helped her install linux
It's the aftermath of a wet dream that's the problem.
>>58508660But was it Alolan?
>>58509236Nah, OG Vulpix.
>>58509448Eh...
>Alex the Pyroar!
>>58508668If he's wetdreams he's not jerking off enough.
>>58508660Yeah just not with a pokemon you freak
>>58508668>>58509862I never masturbate and I get wet dreams way too often I fucking hate them, especially during the winter. Wish I could just scrounge up the money to cut my balls off, not like I ever plan to put them to good use anyway
>>58509904damn come out of the closet already
>>58509904Yeah you have wet dreams because you never masturbate.
>>58508660>not a FloatzelYoire a fake fan, anon.
>>58509904Isn't it illegal for a doctor to cut your balls off in most situations? The gov probably wants you to have wet dreams about characters from billion-dollar franchises.
>>58508660Ninetales is a ninetaled fox, which in real-world lore is thought to transform itself into a beautiful woman to steal energy from men, which it needs to grow more powerful. You're probably being drained by a kitsune that knows you're a pedo or something.
>>58511423Wait is it? Trannies can chop it all off I thought I could too.Well damn nevermind then.
aren't you supposed to stop having wet dreams after your teenage years
>>58511734only if you stop fapping. if you continue, then you should never have them.
>>58508660male vulpix i hope
>>58508660Based PlagueOfGripes appreciator
>>58511411 Where I can listen to the whole thing from OP's pic?
>>58513421https://youtu.be/hpajNj6YQzQ
>>58511785I'm a frequent fapper so I never have this problem. :)
>>58508660Degenerate. Anyway I can't even fuck in my dreams, I'm doomed
>>58515177What's really gonna blow your mind is that I'm happily married and had pretty good sex with my wife not even a week before this dream.
