>opponent's Geodude accidentally hits you in the head with a Rock ThrowHow would you feel? I would feel bad for the Geodude, he didn't mean it. Your Pokemon would probably freak out, too.
i'd be fucking dead i don't get to feel anything
>>58511679I live and sue my opponent for everything.
>>58511679Die, but not from the rockDie from allowing myself to be a situationally unaware basedboy whom everyone needs to be concerned about
>>58511679>burnt marshmallow clenching his fist in ragekek imagine being on the receiving end of a furious mythical because your dumb rock mon missed
>>58511679>Cinderace trying to call out your name (it's just saying Cinder over and over)>Raichu rushing over with bandages>Sylveon unable to feel any emotions from you with it's ribbons >Marshadow bringing over your bag of potions and recives, not knowing they don't work on humansGrim...>>58511708Not dead, you just need an ibuprofen.>>58511716Don't trainers assume risk of bodily injury when getting into battle? What if you meet another trainer in a cave, and you tell your Pokemon to use earthquake, potentially causing a collapse? You shouldn't be liable for that.
>>58511723How much situational awareness is going to stop a 70mph rock ball? >>58511730I guess the real question is would your Pokemon retaliate?
>>58511808Judging from ops pic it looked like the faggot was directly in Geodudes line of fireI dunno looks like it's right handedMoving a few meters to the left could workNot saying it's a guarantee of safety but it should be expected that injury is possible Dumb fuck won't learn from the experience because they're coddled like an infantWhich they SHOULD be - the infant I meanNot the supposed "Pokemon Master"
>>58511679it's just a 50bp move, which is less than being bitteni'll be fine, plus i've personally endured worse injuries to my head anyways
Pokemon attacks can't hurt humans critically. It'd be like Goku getting hit by a rock in the head by Krillin. Would still fucking hurt but you'll be fine.
>>58512899Are you good?
>>58512910This is a shitpost but the ONLY way Pokemon can really coexist with humans is if humans had natural resistance to all Pokemon attacks. But also Pokemon are capable of destroying buildings so that's a conundrum in itself. But humans themselves should be a "type" that's like 4x resistant to every single Pokemon type.
>>58512899>it's just a 50bp moveYeah, but maybe that was a Critical Hit!
>>58512919Humans have consistently been shown to be supernaturally resilient in pokemon. Remember when Lance told his Dragonite to Hyper Beam that random store clerk and it just knocked him back?
>>58512954why did you post the same post twice
>>58511735>>58511679Is there more sufferkino like that? Of pokemon being in tears over their dying trainer?
>>58511735Kinda touching imo.
I can take serious realistic injuries in Pokemon fanart when things like this happen in the games
>>58512919>Humans resist Pokemon>Pokemon can still attack human structures and destroy them, so potentially a Garchomp can 9/11 the Twin Towers >But Pokemon who do this probably get killed by humans, who naturally have strong resistances against them and can probably end them with a glock Hmm...I guess if Pokemon are incapable of using weapons themselves somehow then it works out. As long as Alakazam can't psychich some rocket launchers or something, Pokemon naturally will lose if they try going against humans. So having some power balance like this lets the two keep one another in check. If humans overstep their boundaries Pokemon still have a pretty good shot at fighting back.
>>58512979Numel lookin like here.
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>>58512961I made a typo and hoped to correct it before anyone noticed...
>>58511679>>58511735I wouldn't expect my pokemon to kill the opposing trainer unless it was their explicit instructions to hit me, but I would expect them to vaporize that Geodude.i would do the same for any of them.
>>58511679the expressions are really effective here. Actually makes me feel distressed and sad.
>>58513077It's fine.
>>58511735>dying femoid Penis stop, it's not the correct time for this…
>>58513135>happy end BLEH~!
>>58511679Absolutely fucking deserved. Fuck does he think he is sicking a full team of fully evolved starters and mythicals onto some rando's Geodude
>>58513824Anon, they're spectating.
>>58513135>fourth page where it turns out they're actually clinging to her gravestone
>>58513942Nah.
>>58513957begging her gravestone for forgiveness
>>58513135Awww.
>>58513135>>58513957Oh nice, more got posted while I was asleep.
>>58515075Couldn't leave anons hanging.
>>58513807It's actually the perfect time for this. Throughout history the women who were "good" and "loyal" to their providers died in a ditch next to him while the ones that spread their legs for the victorious invaders were allowed to pass on their genes. You were designed to become aroused at the sight of her skull caved in with a rock.
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>>58513135yayI love misery that has a happy ending, it feels cathartic
>>58516454What's wrong with you bro
