/vp/ - Your Son comes home from public school and said "D - Pokémon

Anonymous

10/27/25(Mon)23:01:12 No.58517962

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:01:12 No.58517962 Archived

Your Son comes home from public school and said "Dad I identify as a Sylveon" what do you do?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:04:14 No.58517979

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:04:14 No.58517979

Well, since Pokemon don't exist, my son doesn't either.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:07:14 No.58517997

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:07:14 No.58517997

One nation under God
One party
Abolish the democratic party
They starve children
Abolish elections
TRUMP 2028

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)23:29:02 No.58518095

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)23:29:02 No.58518095

>>58517962
Cool. Go out and start fighting dragons.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)02:13:28 No.58518572

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)02:13:28 No.58518572

>>58517962
i used to pretend to be a pokemon as a kid too so i'd probably LARP as a different eeveelution with him and help him enjoy his childhood

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)02:15:50 No.58518578

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)02:15:50 No.58518578

Kickout and disown

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)02:16:12 No.58518580

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)02:16:12 No.58518580

No bitch ass son of mine is having an Eevee as their sona

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)03:50:40 No.58518782

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)03:50:40 No.58518782

>>58517962
Beat him until he dies then kill myself for being a failure of a dad

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)04:03:12 No.58518807

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)04:03:12 No.58518807

>>58518782
Yeah your fault for teaching your son a fairy-type move

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)04:47:00 No.58518895

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)04:47:00 No.58518895

De-sissfy him

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)09:00:25 No.58519473

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)09:00:25 No.58519473

Tell him I identify as a Garbodor and use Gunk Shot on him until he gets KOed.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)09:06:43 No.58519497

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)09:06:43 No.58519497

>>58517962
Is my son an Eevee?
If not, then I'll tell him this: ~~"You Will Never Be A Sylveon, You have no bows, you have no ribbons..."~~

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)09:54:32 No.58519655

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)09:54:32 No.58519655

Kill and make another son

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)10:05:37 No.58519695

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)10:05:37 No.58519695

>I don't really care, now go do your homework.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)10:13:23 No.58519729

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)10:13:23 No.58519729

>>58517962
Grab my aluminum bat and deal super effective damage