ADMIT ITYOU LOVE TAUNIE
>>58518248Always have, always will
>>58518248God every fucking waking moment I was with her I just wanted to drag her into the room and fuck her so hard Lida and naveen would get jealous and leave
>>58518248No, I lust for Taunie. I kind of hate her as a person. Big difference.
>>58518248No, she's a terrible person.
>>58518248>Has zero regard for anyone's desires but her own>Abomination of a cook>Nearly fucked herself and her friends over with the yakuza>Glory hog that nearly gets herself killed>Seriously the fuck is wrong with her cooking?She's genuinely the worst kind of person. But the sex would be incredible.
>>58518248I unironically started to simp her because I felt like Naveem and Lida were too much of assholes to her even if she kinda deserved the scolding sometimes tho.
>>58518248I wish urbain didn’t exist so I could have scissored with taunie
>>58518534Naveem seemed kinda justified in that all things considered. Lida's just a total cunt though.
>>58518248She's the second-worst character in the game, the first being ubart or whatever the male version of her is called.Her personally is being useless, a flake, and a selfish. She never accomplishes anything, unlike naveen or lida.
>>58518248>Taunie used Soul Stare
>>58518248Yes we love her. But us loving her doesn't stop her from being a clueless bimbo.
>>58518537>Naveem seemed kinda justifiedPaypigs are never justified.
>>58518532>Becomes the new head of Quasartico thanks to pure nepotism despite all her terrible decisionsThe company and Kalos are doomed.
thats one weird skull shape
>>58518248Shan't admit to nothing, I'm afraid. I hate women.
>>58519852He says, while posting a woman.
>>58518248Taunie this is some nasty ass dinner i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous
Does Ryubing work without crashing yet?
>>58519902check the emulator general on this board.
>>58518248Seeing her running with those small shorts awaken something in me
>>58518248Well, yeah, I do
She may be a dumb bimbo but she’s my dumb bimbo
>>58519884>when she try to poison you but you her poison
>>58518248
>>58518248That bitch put me in debt with the Yakuza. She can drown in her shitty curry
>>58518248she's not even in my game so no
What did she mean by this
>but the sex>but the pussy>but the mating>but the breedingTAUNIE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS! SHE THINKS YOU THROW A NETBALL AT A [Bombirdier, the stork Pokemon] AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!
>>58521499Kek
>>58518473ThisWould I fuck her? Sure.Would I date her? FUCK no, holy shit she's awful. Insufferable as a human being and I despise her continued existence
>>58518536You know what you mist do, anon.Put on the outfit.
>>58519884Why is it shaped like a can
>>58521716It came from a can
>>58521276I don't speak hieroglyphics
>>58521722God I hate her so fucking much
>>58521712I’m a girl id rather kill myself than play a pokemon game as the boy mc especially a force femmed faggot version
>>58521745Then no scissoring for youOnly gross stinky boy urbain for you
>>58521745Ywnbaw
>>58521730>God I hate her so fucking muchMe before unloading seven more loads inside of her
>>58521873Based
I chose the gay route with Urbain
>>58518248Bump
>>58521276Dude, don't reupload
>>58518248I liked her until she hid from the Rust Syndicate
>>58521499You can have sex with a girl who doesn't know what it is.
>>58518248I thought I would but the more I played the game the more I see the red flags and lean closer on Lida being robbed of being the Lillie/Marnie/Nemona of the game
>>58519884What's with all the curry glazing anyway? Is it because all the programming is done by poos now?
>>58519884>"Anon, what are those berries you're always rolling around in your mouth?""They're Lum Berries from Hoenn, Taunie">"Cool, what are they for?""Don't worry about it"
>>58518248Worst ch in the game, worst cook in the franchise
>>58525244Curry is decently popular in Japan and very popular in the UK (Galar)
>>58521745You're male
I LOVE TUMMYI MEAN TAUNIE
>>58525275I don't get it
>>58526184Lum Berries cure Poison
I was kind of hoping she'd actually start piloting the weapon and the twist was she was evil or something.It ended up being pretty boring.
Is there a doujin of her being forced to pay back her mafia loan via rape
>>58526341Are we finally going to get Paxton/Taunie art?
>>58526546Why would you even expect that lmao. The game beats you over the head how great and heroic your love for Kalos is. Like there's 0 investment on the city and maybe like 10 points in team MZ. Yet the game keeps giving you options like "I WILL SAVE LUMIOSE" "OMG LUMIOSE COCK"
>>58527637There’s a decent amount but unfortunately as always most of the artists are women
>>58518248I am ashamed to admit that I, indeed, have become infatuated with an npc. Is it too late for me?
>>58527724I assume most of them are drawing Corbeau
>>58526193Lum Berries cure everything. Pecha Berries cure Poison specifically, not that the joke was particularly funny to begin with.
>>58527787git gud
>>58518532don't forget she's going to be the future CEO of Quasartico too. Lumiose is fucked
more like traunie heh
>>58528261idgi
>>58528270nevermind...
>>58526193That's pretty clever
>>58527724>unfortunately as always most of the artists are womenWhat's wrong with that?
>>58528427They play as women and so they get Urbain and draw him instead
>>58518501
>>58519884I mean, this doesn't look bad, it's just how she shaped it that makes it look unappealing
>>58528462Oh yeah, that figures
Why is she always making this fucking face?
>>58529634Brief moment of consciousness
She should be put to death for crimes against cuisine.
Would you eat her cooking if it helped ease her into sex???
>>58530175I'd eat her cooking because it probably tastes better than it looksalso for sex
I like Harmony better
>>58530175Sure
I find the other girl far cuterI don't know her name because I didn't buy this piece of shit game
>>58519884Is this an analogy for "we could literally shit on a plate, and you would still eat it up"?
>>58530932We know, Corbeau
>>58532016Wtf based gamefreak
>>58529634You are giving her the ick
>>58518532So incredible you wouldn't last a minute.
>>58529634Still sore from the wild sex we had last night
Plapping Taunie after saving Lumiose!
would you eat a plate of Taunie's...?
>>58535209Baguette??? I YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO
>>58518248Actually amazing how she immediately wanted you after she made eye contact with you
Tauniebros... her advertisement was an embarrassment...
>>58537388>bad with money>behavior is cringe>sketchy cook>nepobabyThis is like everything you don’t want in a partner.
>Corbeau mysteriously tipped Taunie 100K after spending a night at Hotel ZHoly shit, this is Mr. Bonding granting Serena O-Powers after a fade-to-black in every Kalos hotel all over again.
>>58537388I can fix her
>>58537469The joke is that she was raped but it's not really even done in a funny way.
>>58537636How is it rape if she keeps going back to see him? At worst it's a business transaction.
>>58537686You're not as funny as you think you are
>>58518532>cooking is badBut everyone literally says that her cooking taste great, and even Naveen says he loves it but just hates the presentation?
>>58533529i wish smug taunie was canon. game might actually be worth pirating at that point
>>58530932Go back to pleasing the yakuza, Urbain
Bump
>>58518248I wish women were real
>>58521716Scallop basket go in the garbage basket. Curry can go in the trash can.
>>58518248>only """""rival""""" you're never required to beat a single time>is retarded>wagers her usefulness in the finale on a battle and begs to be allowed to contribute anyway when she losesShe's so mid I don't even consider her a rival. Like, it genuinely never even occurred to me that she was this game's rival. I just considered her part of the group.
>>58528145Nah you just have autism.
Love Taunie, shrimple as
>>58539897I wish the opposite.
>>58518248She would have to rape me with her futa cock for that to happen.
She won
Despite her flaws....you still like her.
