ADMIT ITYOU LOVE TAUNIE
>>58518248Always have, always will
>>58518248God every fucking waking moment I was with her I just wanted to drag her into the room and fuck her so hard Lida and naveen would get jealous and leave
>>58518248No, I lust for Taunie. I kind of hate her as a person. Big difference.
>>58518248No, she's a terrible person.
>>58518248>Has zero regard for anyone's desires but her own>Abomination of a cook>Nearly fucked herself and her friends over with the yakuza>Glory hog that nearly gets herself killed>Seriously the fuck is wrong with her cooking?She's genuinely the worst kind of person. But the sex would be incredible.
>>58518248I unironically started to simp her because I felt like Naveem and Lida were too much of assholes to her even if she kinda deserved the scolding sometimes tho.
>>58518248I wish urbain didn’t exist so I could have scissored with taunie
>>58518534Naveem seemed kinda justified in that all things considered. Lida's just a total cunt though.
>>58518248She's the second-worst character in the game, the first being ubart or whatever the male version of her is called.Her personally is being useless, a flake, and a selfish. She never accomplishes anything, unlike naveen or lida.
>>58518248>Taunie used Soul Stare
>>58518248Yes we love her. But us loving her doesn't stop her from being a clueless bimbo.
>>58518537>Naveem seemed kinda justifiedPaypigs are never justified.
>>58518532>Becomes the new head of Quasartico thanks to pure nepotism despite all her terrible decisionsThe company and Kalos are doomed.
thats one weird skull shape
>>58518248Shan't admit to nothing, I'm afraid. I hate women.
>>58519852He says, while posting a woman.
>>58518248Taunie this is some nasty ass dinner i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous
Does Ryubing work without crashing yet?
>>58519902check the emulator general on this board.
>>58518248Seeing her running with those small shorts awaken something in me
>>58518248Well, yeah, I do
She may be a dumb bimbo but she’s my dumb bimbo
>>58519884>when she try to poison you but you her poison
>>58518248
>>58518248That bitch put me in debt with the Yakuza. She can drown in her shitty curry
>>58518248she's not even in my game so no
What did she mean by this
>but the sex>but the pussy>but the mating>but the breedingTAUNIE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SEX IS! SHE THINKS YOU THROW A NETBALL AT A [Bombirdier, the stork Pokemon] AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!
>>58521499Kek
>>58518473ThisWould I fuck her? Sure.Would I date her? FUCK no, holy shit she's awful. Insufferable as a human being and I despise her continued existence
>>58518536You know what you mist do, anon.Put on the outfit.
>>58519884Why is it shaped like a can
>>58521716It came from a can
>>58521276I don't speak hieroglyphics
>>58521722God I hate her so fucking much
>>58521712I’m a girl id rather kill myself than play a pokemon game as the boy mc especially a force femmed faggot version
>>58521745Then no scissoring for youOnly gross stinky boy urbain for you
>>58521745Ywnbaw
>>58521730>God I hate her so fucking muchMe before unloading seven more loads inside of her
>>58521873Based
I chose the gay route with Urbain
>>58518248Bump
>>58521276Dude, don't reupload
>>58518248I liked her until she hid from the Rust Syndicate
>>58521499You can have sex with a girl who doesn't know what it is.
>>58518248I thought I would but the more I played the game the more I see the red flags and lean closer on Lida being robbed of being the Lillie/Marnie/Nemona of the game
>>58519884What's with all the curry glazing anyway? Is it because all the programming is done by poos now?
>>58519884>"Anon, what are those berries you're always rolling around in your mouth?""They're Lum Berries from Hoenn, Taunie">"Cool, what are they for?""Don't worry about it"
>>58518248Worst ch in the game, worst cook in the franchise
>>58525244Curry is decently popular in Japan and very popular in the UK (Galar)
>>58521745You're male
I LOVE TUMMYI MEAN TAUNIE
>>58525275I don't get it
>>58526184Lum Berries cure Poison
I was kind of hoping she'd actually start piloting the weapon and the twist was she was evil or something.It ended up being pretty boring.
Is there a doujin of her being forced to pay back her mafia loan via rape
>>58526341Are we finally going to get Paxton/Taunie art?
>>58526546Why would you even expect that lmao. The game beats you over the head how great and heroic your love for Kalos is. Like there's 0 investment on the city and maybe like 10 points in team MZ. Yet the game keeps giving you options like "I WILL SAVE LUMIOSE" "OMG LUMIOSE COCK"
>>58527637There’s a decent amount but unfortunately as always most of the artists are women
>>58518248I am ashamed to admit that I, indeed, have become infatuated with an npc. Is it too late for me?
>>58527724I assume most of them are drawing Corbeau
>>58526193Lum Berries cure everything. Pecha Berries cure Poison specifically, not that the joke was particularly funny to begin with.
>>58527787git gud
>>58518532don't forget she's going to be the future CEO of Quasartico too. Lumiose is fucked
more like traunie heh
>>58528261idgi
>>58528270nevermind...
>>58526193That's pretty clever
>>58527724>unfortunately as always most of the artists are womenWhat's wrong with that?
>>58528427They play as women and so they get Urbain and draw him instead
>>58518501
>>58519884I mean, this doesn't look bad, it's just how she shaped it that makes it look unappealing
>>58528462Oh yeah, that figures
Why is she always making this fucking face?
>>58529634Brief moment of consciousness
She should be put to death for crimes against cuisine.
Would you eat her cooking if it helped ease her into sex???
>>58530175I'd eat her cooking because it probably tastes better than it looksalso for sex
I like Harmony better
>>58530175Sure
I find the other girl far cuterI don't know her name because I didn't buy this piece of shit game
>>58519884Is this an analogy for "we could literally shit on a plate, and you would still eat it up"?
>>58530932We know, Corbeau
>>58532016Wtf based gamefreak
>>58529634You are giving her the ick
>>58518532So incredible you wouldn't last a minute.
>>58529634Still sore from the wild sex we had last night
Plapping Taunie after saving Lumiose!
would you eat a plate of Taunie's...?
>>58535209Baguette??? I YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO
>>58518248Actually amazing how she immediately wanted you after she made eye contact with you
Tauniebros... her advertisement was an embarrassment...
>>58537388>bad with money>behavior is cringe>sketchy cook>nepobabyThis is like everything you don’t want in a partner.
>Corbeau mysteriously tipped Taunie 100K after spending a night at Hotel ZHoly shit, this is Mr. Bonding granting Serena O-Powers after a fade-to-black in every Kalos hotel all over again.
>>58537388I can fix her
>>58537469The joke is that she was raped but it's not really even done in a funny way.
>>58537636How is it rape if she keeps going back to see him? At worst it's a business transaction.
>>58537686You're not as funny as you think you are
>>58518532>cooking is badBut everyone literally says that her cooking taste great, and even Naveen says he loves it but just hates the presentation?
>>58533529i wish smug taunie was canon. game might actually be worth pirating at that point
>>58530932Go back to pleasing the yakuza, Urbain
Bump
>>58518248I wish women were real
>>58521716Scallop basket go in the garbage basket. Curry can go in the trash can.
>>58518248>only """""rival""""" you're never required to beat a single time>is retarded>wagers her usefulness in the finale on a battle and begs to be allowed to contribute anyway when she losesShe's so mid I don't even consider her a rival. Like, it genuinely never even occurred to me that she was this game's rival. I just considered her part of the group.
>>58528145Nah you just have autism.
Love Taunie, shrimple as
>>58539897I wish the opposite.
>>58518248She would have to rape me with her futa cock for that to happen.
She won
Despite her flaws....you still like her.
>>58518248>won't let me explore before Looker Bureau>says we're going to Looker Bureau>fucking finally >gets distracted by buff dude's demonstration >makes me check it out instead of getting to the freeroam section No, fuck her.
>>58543190>Fuck herThat’s the idea
Am I the only one who got the impression they're hinting that Taunie's mother is Malva? The pinkish accents in Taunie's hair, her bun and bangs look similar to Malva's, her brash and fiery attitude, her (based) obsession with only wearing crop tops, the postgame scene with Jett, Taunie's first Mega is a dogmon in Manectric like Malva's ace was a dogmon in Mega Houndoom. Maybe I'm looking way too much into this, but food for thought.
>>58543543If that's the case i assume her dad is Siebold since she has pink/blonde hairs and Jett look like she could be his mother
>>58543587Jett would be Malva's mother so I highly doubt incest would be the case here, or at least I sincerely hope not.And Taunie likes cooking and has a lot of blue accents to her design.People were even comparing Jett to Siebold before ZA came out, but now in roundabout way might be correct due to him being her granddaughter's father, like Taunie and Urbain's color schemes almost seem exactly like a mix of Malva and Siebold's, and the two shared an occupation, so it wouldn't be impossible for the two to socialize. Also people bring up that Siebold just fucking quit the elite 4 to entirely focus on cooking, which coincides with Malva just disappearing off the radar for good, and Taunie brings up her mother went back home and presumably died there in the postgame when her and Jett are reminiscing on her. We also know for certain Taunie's mother was a Team Flare scientist working in holotech, Malva was heavily tied to holotech in XY. Like it might be coincidences, but a lot of shit just adds up.Also XY has this whole theme of blue and red representing their themes of life and death, and it's said that although very different the X and Y axis will at some point meet, Malva is represented by red and Fire types, Siebold by blue and Water types.Like even thematically it oddly makes sense.
>>58543543Isn't Taunie's mother dead? I doubt they'd kill Malva off
