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He's rainbow and he brainwashes people
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Because they're stupid
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>rewrites memories
>bottom looks like a pen
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>>58518519
the design is good, but its stat spread is terrible
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>>58518627
>86 upside down is 98
>88 upside down is 88
>102 is 120 if you switch the last 2 digits
Don't you get it? It's dogshit for sovl reasons!
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>>58518630
I’ve long lost all respect for game freak and have long accepted that they’re an unholy combination of spitefully trollish and shit for brains retarded. But seeing stuff like this still somehow breaks my brain. What was going through game freak’s mind when they decide that the a super powered form of genius cephalopod who’s powers are strong enough to hypnotized an entire region (and possibly even the entire world considering the viral marketing campaign TPC did for this thing) basically turn into fucking Ledian. Except Ledian has the excuse of being designed to be early game fodder and was created over a decade before game freak gave a shit about PvP. What’s the excuse here?
It’s just wild seeing that Game Freak is so dumb that even the Pokemon they like can get royally fucked on the ass by game freak’s anus bugs
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where did the gays get their magical brainwashing powers from and why are the cuckservatives too weak to use it themselves
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>>58518697
>why are the cuckservatives too weak to use it themselves
the bible
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>>58518705
damn, that's true
too bad they suck at using it nowadays
so many of them are genuinely so bad at spreading gospel that they're managing to push more christians away than they are converting
source: I am one of the ones that they pushed away
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>>58518719
that said if i had magical brainwashing powers i wouldn't use them to groom people i would just make them give me money so i can live my own life without worrying about whatever bullshit those materialistic fucks demand from me
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>>58518519
it looks dumb
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>>58518630
>>58518695
Wouldn't the design flip again anyway? Why is it an M like Malamar? It should be upside down like Inkay if you're going this far.
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>>58518519
>Dedicate a significant portion to marketing this specific mega reveal
>Shows up in game for a grand total of 2 mandatory fights counting postgame side-content, and dies in 1 hit on most playthroughs
Biggest problem with ZA's story is that rogue megas do fuck all, they just stand around in their designated spots and we're expected to consider them 'threats'.
What they should have done is show the rogue megas actually causing problems in the city, and have the questlines revolve around them instead of the NPC factions.
Mega Malamar actually hypnotizing people and commanding a legion of Malamars, Victreebel actually going out of control and polluting an area which you have to cleanup with water mons, Mega Hawlucha disrupting the ZA Royale etc because of its urge to fight everything. Even if its too much you could still have like 6 of new megas be 'major' bosses with their own storyline, and the other megas can just remain as regular boss fights without one.



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