>>58518938>Why does noone ever talk about him?Because he's my favorite pokemon and I'm not sharing.
>>58518941fpbp
>>58518938>eeveelution>noone ever talk about himreally, well, still a better topic than the 100th thread asking why noone ever says they want to sex him
>>58518938>to masculine for the furries to want to fuck unlike Vaporeon, Flareon, Espeon, Glaceon, Sylveon>not edgy enough for furries to want to self insert as unlike Umbreon
People talk about it a lot of times, including Chappy time!
>>58518938he's sexy
>>58519009wdym i have jerked off to jolteon countless times
>>58520134relatively speaking though
>>58518938Too spiky 2/10
>>58518938because he is boring, and so are you opee
>noone
Kill Eevee posters. Behead Eevee posters. Roundhouse kick a Eevee poster into the concrete. Slam dunk a Eevee poster baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy furries. Defecate in a Eevee posters food. Launch Eevee posters into the sun. Stir fry Eevee posters in a wok. Toss Eevee posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Eevee posters gas tank. Judo throw Eevee posters into a wood chipper. Twist Eevee posters heads off. Report Eevee posters to the IRS. Karate chop Eevee posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant furry Eevee posters. Trap Eevee posters in quicksand. Crush Eevee posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy Eevee posters in a vat of acid. Eat Eevee posters. Dissect Eevee posters. Exterminate Eevee posters in the gas chamber. Stomp Eevee poster skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Eevee posters in the oven. Lobotomize Eevee posters. Mandatory abortions for Eevee posters. Grind Eevee poster fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Eevee posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Eevee posters with a ray gun. Kick old Eevee posters down the stairs. Feed Eevee posters to alligators. Slice Eevee posters with a katana.
Jolteon is the worst eevee ever if you can even call it an eevee. its design is so vastly different than the other eevees so much that they have to change it for anime appearances and fan artists don't even know how to draw it. they also had to retcon its purple ears and eyes because it didn't even match any of its merch for years. It's only popular because somehow it's related to eevee. any fans of Jolteon are frauds.
There are ten fucking Eevee threads on the catalog right now. Ten threads dedicated to a single line. Is it ever enough for you faggots?
based eevee posters making schizos seethe
any Jolteon haters are fake fans and drooling coombrains
>>58521519I am a coombrainb and i fap to jolteon and like it for battle in frlgyou gonna cope?
>>58521458Chappyfag needs to misinterpret various threads on the board while literate Eevee fans stick to Eevee Friday.
>>58521574proof?
>>58522507what proof do you want? a jolteon high level? let me see if i can find my savefile
>>58522516a vid of you jerking it to jolteon
>>58522533I am working so I can't do that
>>58522544>I am workingproblem?
>>58522547You seem like a retard, I can't just wank in front of my desk while there are others around, fuck off
>>58522516would like a savefile
>>58522583pussy. shaun did it.
>>58522591I don't share my savefiles
>>58522604does he attract you?uwu
>>58522650yes
>>58521458It's okay for nine different, popular Pokémon to have several threads.
>>58518938must give headpats
I always grab jolteon in kanto, flareon is just bad, and vaporeon while good has more competition as a bulky water than jolteon does as a fast electric type.I spent so much time while doing a FR livingdex soloing the E4 with my jolteon to level shit up
>>58518938There's not much to say.>>58518941I have that figure, it's face is goofy and stands out too much compared to the rest of the eevveelutions.
>>58518938Copyright infringement.
>>58521440His design works as an eevee. But he's very weak from memory. Unlike pic related who was kinda OP.
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowowowow
Me on the left.
Jolt got its first EX card in pocket nownice art
>>58518938Meh. Someone had to be last place in popularity, even if it's my personal favorite eon. Nothing wrong with getting beaten by the likes of Umbreon and Glaceon.
>>58521458>posts on a board called pokemon>upset that people are posting pokemon
>>58518941>Electric resists ste-
I always use Jolteon in my Gale of Darkness playthroughs, was my favorite Eeveelution before Leafeon
>>58518941
>>58521458Post your own thread
>>58521458Most of these threads are largely inactive and would've died by now if not for a spambot artificially keeping them alive.
>>58549946I thought you were joking or being hyperoblic for a moment and then I looked one post below you.I did not realize this faggot had been set onto other threads.
>>58518938Poor Jolteon. Outmodded by powercreep.
>>58549991Yep. He's in nearly every Eevee thread on the board, and some that don't have anything to do with Eevee.For fun, scroll through this thread >>58293688, then check it in the archive, and compare the postcount difference: https://arch.b4k.dev/vp/thread/58293688/
>>58550047That's where I noticed the spambot originally because I was searching for my Chappy explaination, and the sheer number of posts that came from that thread are why I thought it was contained there.
>>58550047>279 vs 620That is insane, 350 spam posts in a single thread
It's my favorite element dog. Second is leaf dog.
>>58518941why does it explode at the end
>>58550979It’s going to happen to this thread as well over the next week >>58554490And the Leafeon thread, and the Vaporeon thread, and the Glaceon thread, etc….At least most of /vp/ is starting to wake up to this obvious problem, unlike retards like >>58523337 and >>58547507 who still haven’t caught on
>>58558222Ah, would you look at that? The same instant that the old spampost was deleted, a new and identical spampost has taken its place?? >>58559892Gee whiz, it’s almost as if this thread has been targeted to be kept alive til bump limit by some sort of….automated process……… if only there was someone around who has volunteered to prevent this sort of thing from happening
>>58560141I still can’t tell what one single sentence in this entire pasta is trying to say. Maybe the second line is attempting to say that cutemon lives matter more than pajeet ones? Can anyone translate?
>>58560226>that cutemon lives matter more than pajeet ones?That is true, but it doesn't mean you have permission to use a thread as a designated shitting street for whining about jeets just because some people have an issue with Chappyfag
>>58560323Oh welp, sorry anon, I guess the jannies don’t agree with you, have another giant fucking shitpost >>58560346
I'm not much for Jolteon, but this image of her getting seeded is top tierhttps://files.catbox.moe/v6n956.gif
>>58564086bracky sure are gifted hehe
probably from the most important site in all of india
huffahuffahuffahuffa
>>58574349what is thata cucumber?
Are the first life-size plushies delivering now? Seeing lots of people showing off their jolts now
>>58518938I want to use it to as a jumperbox for jump starting my car, charging my USB-C and/or thunderbolt devices, as a ground for my static electricity in winter wearing a coat, and as a flashlight in dark caverns.
>>58521440Jolteon is my favorite eeveelution entirely because it barely resembles Eeevee or the others.He also seems a little more scruffy and rascally than the others.
>>58582313I see why, but it's worth mentioning that Jolteon also has some similarities with the Kanto eevees the others don't, most notably the collar.Also uhh only the Kanto eevees have pawpads apparently?
Can't pet without this
>>58522604>Bite at level 50Grim, does he really not have anything better?
>>58582712Attach it to the Jolteon
>>58583252Kek, Sylveon is my second favorite. I guess what I mean is that I could see Jolteon as a Pokémon existing with or without Eevee and the others. He's slightly less tightly themed.>>58582711Flareon also has a huge fluffy collar, and Jolteon is the only one without some sort of forehead adornment (unless you count his spiky hair). But wtf, that's strange about the pawpads.
>>58584423>>58584567>>58584719on the subject of pawpads, nice show
>>58584567what jolteon doin
>>58518938Because he's been dead for at least a full year by now…
>>58586998>muh chappy I hate agreeing with a literal spambot, but…Olyester >>> Chappy
>>58591747That's eevee. Jolteon has a snoot so it doesn't apply.
>>58560092you know what you're right, for every thread about pokemon that doesn't exist we can have another thread about shipping ash with some obscure anime only pokegirl.we need 10 more pokegirl threads and 10 less pokemon threads.i hate pokemon so much it's unreal.
>>58595471>we have to have chappyfag derailing threads because it's pokemon on the pokemon board
>>58592037it looks like he's groovin' to some music
lime
Pikeman
>>58582712That sounds like loser talk
>>58582712reminds me of this professional Jolteon groomer art
>>58518938I like it
>>58610679that's some serious fluff right there
Vap
Jolteon's new ribbon
*sniff's Jolteon's paws*
https://youtu.be/PDnsvXw6r74?si=BYHv37wEpcQtZbkW
>>58623883Cute!
Even though it's my most favorite Pokemon I don't use it on every playthrough. Don't want to get stale.
>>58635011I build him every playthough unless I'm doing a mono-type team (that isn't electric). any time he's not on my team I'm wondering why I don't have my favorite pokemon on my pokemon party.
>>58635955So far I've done every Eeveelution except Flareon.
>>58635959Flareon past gen 4 isn't too bad, for pve at least.
>jolteon chews your cables>computer overclocks
>>58639652It's hard to get mad at such a cutie...
>>58554053Too much pressure
idk but i dont mind. its really annoying when one of your favs becomes a meme
>>58549932FASTER
>>58639227From the thumbnail, I thought it was chasing a tiny Pokemon or something, but it was just the signature
>>58641103luckily, Jolteon will never be a meme.
>>58643002what’s going on here? this jolteon loves flareon, likes eevee, and hates everyone else?
>>58641103>letting the worst people ruin your favoritesThey were never your favorites, and you are weak.
>>58643002sanboo spotted
Three and a half weeks. This is the most artificially bumped thread I've seen (not counting generals)
>>58650962Then I guess you're too new to have seen the other eeveelution threadsreally doubt this is the worst one in that regard
>>58650976seggs
>>58650962Welcome to threads taken over by Chappyfag sometimes I wonder if he makes these threads himself, considering he somehow knows not to take over generals
>>58650962Blame this guy >>58651878He spams literally hundreds of these copypastas in every Eeveelution thread to keep them alive
>saaaaaar why is the thread going to last even longer again the more I whine about it and why are my ethnicity and agenda going to be reposted even more the more I try to cover them up that's so mean and rayciss xaaarz remembaar I am totally not whinaar despite whining 24/7 about my complete failure to control the board and remembaar I am totally not samefaggin' marketing jeet despite needing more space for my shitty ads and even shittier porn which I want to pretend is a samefaggin' "discussion" with myself>please saaarx oops I mean fellow fans it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggin' jeetcord groomaars that don't belong here oh no saaarx why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefaggin' jeetcord groomaar keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss saaarx>remembaar saaarx when a samefaggin' jeet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggin' jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth>remembaar saaarx the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefaggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefaggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefaggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate>please saaarx stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam>aieeeee the thread got bumped again and will last even longer now that I whined about it oh no saaarx why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefaggin' jeetcord groomaar wants aieeeee save me janny-sahib
