>>58518938>Why does noone ever talk about him?Because he's my favorite pokemon and I'm not sharing.
>>58518941fpbp
>>58518938>eeveelution>noone ever talk about himreally, well, still a better topic than the 100th thread asking why noone ever says they want to sex him
>>58518938>to masculine for the furries to want to fuck unlike Vaporeon, Flareon, Espeon, Glaceon, Sylveon>not edgy enough for furries to want to self insert as unlike Umbreon
People talk about it a lot of times, including Chappy time!
>>58518938he's sexy
>>58519009wdym i have jerked off to jolteon countless times
>>58520134relatively speaking though
>>58518938Too spiky 2/10
>>58518938because he is boring, and so are you opee
>noone
Kill Eevee posters. Behead Eevee posters. Roundhouse kick a Eevee poster into the concrete. Slam dunk a Eevee poster baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy furries. Defecate in a Eevee posters food. Launch Eevee posters into the sun. Stir fry Eevee posters in a wok. Toss Eevee posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Eevee posters gas tank. Judo throw Eevee posters into a wood chipper. Twist Eevee posters heads off. Report Eevee posters to the IRS. Karate chop Eevee posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant furry Eevee posters. Trap Eevee posters in quicksand. Crush Eevee posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy Eevee posters in a vat of acid. Eat Eevee posters. Dissect Eevee posters. Exterminate Eevee posters in the gas chamber. Stomp Eevee poster skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Eevee posters in the oven. Lobotomize Eevee posters. Mandatory abortions for Eevee posters. Grind Eevee poster fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Eevee posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Eevee posters with a ray gun. Kick old Eevee posters down the stairs. Feed Eevee posters to alligators. Slice Eevee posters with a katana.
Jolteon is the worst eevee ever if you can even call it an eevee. its design is so vastly different than the other eevees so much that they have to change it for anime appearances and fan artists don't even know how to draw it. they also had to retcon its purple ears and eyes because it didn't even match any of its merch for years. It's only popular because somehow it's related to eevee. any fans of Jolteon are frauds.
There are ten fucking Eevee threads on the catalog right now. Ten threads dedicated to a single line. Is it ever enough for you faggots?
based eevee posters making schizos seethe
any Jolteon haters are fake fans and drooling coombrains
>>58521519I am a coombrainb and i fap to jolteon and like it for battle in frlgyou gonna cope?
>>58521458Chappyfag needs to misinterpret various threads on the board while literate Eevee fans stick to Eevee Friday.
>>58521574proof?
>>58522507what proof do you want? a jolteon high level? let me see if i can find my savefile
>>58522516a vid of you jerking it to jolteon
>>58522533I am working so I can't do that
>>58522544>I am workingproblem?
>>58522547You seem like a retard, I can't just wank in front of my desk while there are others around, fuck off
>>58522516would like a savefile
>>58522583pussy. shaun did it.
>>58522591I don't share my savefiles
>>58522604does he attract you?uwu
>>58522650yes
>>58521458It's okay for nine different, popular Pokémon to have several threads.
>>58518938must give headpats
I always grab jolteon in kanto, flareon is just bad, and vaporeon while good has more competition as a bulky water than jolteon does as a fast electric type.I spent so much time while doing a FR livingdex soloing the E4 with my jolteon to level shit up
>>58518938There's not much to say.>>58518941I have that figure, it's face is goofy and stands out too much compared to the rest of the eevveelutions.
>>58518938Copyright infringement.
>>58521440His design works as an eevee. But he's very weak from memory. Unlike pic related who was kinda OP.
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowowowow
Me on the left.
Jolt got its first EX card in pocket nownice art
>>58518938Meh. Someone had to be last place in popularity, even if it's my personal favorite eon. Nothing wrong with getting beaten by the likes of Umbreon and Glaceon.
>saaaar why am I not being allowed to lie without getting exposed as the usual samefagging jeet who tries to prevent bumping that's so rayciss saaar dishonesty is the birthright of all jeets>saaaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single jeet put togethaar>please saar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets that don't belong here oh no saar why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars>oh no saars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump>remember saars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth>remember saars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefagging jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefagging jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefagging jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate>please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no saars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
