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Why does ZA railroad the player in to dating, marrying, and starting a family with Taunie?
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>>58535150
Nah she's kinda annoying and arrogant ngl. I like her but the MC should keep her as a friend
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>>58535150
Japan's declining birth rate.
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>>58535150
Abe influence
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>>58535150
These games have no romance options, therefore its shit
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Pokemon Z-A fools japanese boys and girls into crushing on white people and mixing with them. It also fools western girls into crushing on japanese men, while western men are stuck with dating fr*nch girls.
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>>58535150
I played as a boy just to avoid Urbain.
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>>58535150
MC had the express purpose of coming to Lumiose to get a gf. This is why he drops everything to help her.
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You should be able to play as a girl and still have Taunie in your game. No boys. Only cute girls.
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>>58535150
It doesn't, I did the Naveen buck breaking route but it's sort of hidden tbf
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>>58535150
>wake up one morning
>Hotel Z has been seized by the IRS
>go to Quasartico Inc to ask for an explanation
>find out it has gone bankrupt
>the Dedennd at the door gives you a letter
>Taunie informs you she ran away to her homeland with the kids and that you owe 100M PokéEuros to the Rust Syndicate
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>>58535150
Dumb bimbo
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>>58535208
Too bad, you get Naveen no matter what you do.
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>>58535235
Naveen is for Lida and Lida only
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>>58535208
Why do you think game freak does it?
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>>58535150
>lida: lusts for Naveen
>Emma: Looker would kill you
>Gwynn: lesbian
>Canari: E-celeb whore
>Fist of Justice girls: devoted to Ivor
>Labanne: enslaved by Jacinthe
>Jacinthe: no

What other choice do you even have?
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>>58535180
I’m JapaneseAmerican when do I get my white gf?
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>>58535150
It's outrageous that they railroad them into a relationship with Whornie when they can get into a loving pederast debt trap relationship with the power bottom mobster called Corbeau who won't just sell you into child sex slavery to pay off your debts, he would never do that.
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>>58535208
There are only boys in this game. The girls are actually men. This is canon. Only pokemon have actual sexes.
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>>58535329
Emma's asexual
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>>58535386
a sexual tyrannosaurus
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To increase fertility rates in young men.
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>>58535386
a-sexual deviant doing anything to solve the case you mean?
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>>58535472
>not enforcing the mpreg route
Is Japan even trying?

Maybe if they stopped having a debt laden capitalist system ran by a racket, they would have higher fertility rates.
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>>58535208
You have gender dysphoria
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>>58535189
>Go to city to find Gf
>she just walks straight up to you after getting off the train

This didn’t happen when I went to Paris
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>>58535180
>It also fools western girls into crushing on japanese men
Damn you Corbeau, you hot son of a bitch!
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>>58535383
>The girls are actually men.
Pokémon Legends: /d/-A
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>>58535150
Because pokemon is a trad series
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>>58535572
>>58536082
>He wants males in the game
Faggots
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Why did women get both Corbeau and Urbain while men only got Taunie?
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>>58536149
Women also got Ivor, Grisham, AZ, and L.
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>>58536208
Don't forget about mega scolipede
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>>58536208
>Ivor
Doesn't really give a shit about (you)
>Grisham
If he's Griselle's brother then yeah I can see it, if not then he's not for (you)
>AZ
For Floette
>L
Might count, sure.
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I aint fucking urbain
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>>58536149
Because women are the best
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>>58536149
Men also got the nigstress though?
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>>58536255
No, she’s more likely to be for yurifags
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>>58535150
It doesn't, because she becomes married to her new nepo baby job as CEO and thus has no time for anyone or anything.
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>>58536234
You will be his wife and you will be happy
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>Try to flirt with Emma
>Taunie fucking murderers her
What the developers thinking adding this route to the game?
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>>58536298
Well for one Emma is a grown woman and the MC is a teenager, so that would be illegal to put in a game
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>>58536277
>implying Corbeau won't cuck him
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>>58536222
Checked, but that comes with Corbeau's package.
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>>58536334
Surely FemMC wouldn’t do that
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>>58536894
>Corbeau has the money and status while Urbain is probably going to run Quasartico to the ground in a week
>Urbain prefers to run around and help others than stay with FeMC while Corbeau likes spending time with her
You do the math anon...
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>>58536099
AGPfag
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>>58535329
Mable
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>>58536961
That too
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>>58535329
Brigitte the waitress
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>>58537477
Genocidal criminal under house arrest
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>>58537497
That just means she can't run when I start raping her fully modeled feet
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>>58535150
But thou must
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>>58536338
Corbeau's package, you say?
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Why did Gwynn have to be a dyke? I don’t want to marry Taunie…
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>>58538329
Just accept your fate. How bad could it be?
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>>58535347
Right NOW! except she's 300 lbs and smells bad...
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>>58535347
Never, unless you settle for one of the 'leftovers' that no one else wanted or used and tossed aside.
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>>58535494
I want to give her shithole a passionate french kiss
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>>58535150
>does the face slap thing Hop and Leon do
>cooks some curry monstrosity
>not originally from Lumiose
Is this bitch Leon and Hop’s half-sister?
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>>58535347
When you learn to speak English
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>>58536149
Emma?
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>>58536099
all that estrogen is making you delusional, sis. be honest about it.
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>>58539025
What are you even talking about schizo?
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>>58535150
Because it doesn't.
The absolute state of sh*pfags
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>>58539435
>he didn't get the side quest where Taunie forces you to sign a marriage certificate because she thinks it's a joint partnership agreement to make you even more financially responsible for the hotel, and then you have to fight the fairy type specialist goverment agents to get that revoked
ngmi
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>>58539454
Vgh.....Please let this be the DLC
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>>58539454
Why would I want to revoke it



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