>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc.Last Thread: >>58514016>TQHypothetically, or quite possibly depending on your man, if your husbando was going to get murder (You) how would he go about it? And how would he get rid of the evidence and cover it up?
>>58535335yumequeens WON
>>58535358with ZA that is
>>58535335>TQHe could "accidentally" cause a cave-in. Even if my body could be freed from the piles of rubble, it'd be difficult to pin the crime on him.
Husbando thread >>>>>>> waifu thread
>TQThe question is appropriately spooky for Halloween but I don't enjoy thinking about this with Arven, I'm too soft... ;_;It would probably be in the moment, accidental when his anger flares and he doesn't control it. He's relatively strong, strangulation would most likely be the cause. He'd probably panic afterwards because he didn't mean to, but would come up with a plan to get rid of my body somewhere in Area Zero. He's snuck in before and the MC is known to go in and break the rules even though it's dangerous, so it would be staged to just look like I ran into some dangerous Pokemon and met my end that way. Why would anyone pin it on Arven, the guy who already has so much known trauma around Area Zero?
>TQinteresting TQ..He would lure me in with a day of exploring deep in the woods alone with him, and my overly trusting nature would, of course, say yes to him. He'd bring me to a secluded area and strangle me to death. I'd imagine he'd find some spot to bury me in, then go about his day like it was nothing.
Theres so many ways he would do it but honestly choking me out would be far more enjoyable for him then beating or stabbing. Hiding the body would be easy for him, tossing it off a cliff and calling it a day
I don't care how many cute men ZA adds, Steven Stone is still the best!
>>58535335GIRATINA, STRIKE HER DOWNThen Giratina did. Anyways him strangling me to death and tossing my body in some ditch and then he starts telling sob stories about how much he misses me and wondering where I went :)
>>58535335>TQHe has a Mega Metagross that can kill (You) with ease. Who's gonna stop him?He could also stone (You) to death if he wants to stain some his precious rocks with your blood.
>>58535544Yes… perfect… the second Raidon killed your real parent, the same thing could “happen” to you when you went down there. Alone. It’s not like the AI is around anymore to confirm…
>TQman... its tough to imagine outside of an accident...uh maybe intentionally poisoning my food using wild mushrooms he knew were poisonous foraged from the streets, or somewhere outside of Lumiose lol. It would come off as an accident since he's charming.
>>58535664It's too sad to think about... ;_; I'm just an earnest yume who wants to make him happy.
>>58535635Bonjour, Corbeau!
>>58535335>TQPretty simple. He'd hire a hitman to kill me. Our relationship would've been hidden from the public the entire time we were seeing each other, so no one would suspect he had any connection to me (aside from Team MZ, but they'd be too afraid to mention his name to the police because he can send possible hits after them too).
>>58535626Something like this
>TQPush me off one of those seaside cliffs in Sunyshore, watch me hit the rocks below, and if that didn’t immediately kill me enough bones should be broken that I can’t swim and the ocean waves pull me out and I drown. Or at least he’s considered doing that to Flint on multiple occasions, so I guess that could work on anyone else he wants to kill if I ever drove him to that point. But I assume he just owns a gun and that’d work a lot faster. Tbf, the anime does specify that Sunyshore was a crime-ridden city when he was a kid, he may have gotten one for protection when he got older. Or to kill Flint.
>>58535762>spoilerHe does have an Octillery. He probably was armed with a Remoraid and more when he was younger.
>>58535335With his hands, preferably. And then he would get Arbok to eat me
>>58535825Yeah pokemon would probably work there too but I don’t think he’d want to put that guilt or responsibility on them. Which makes me wonder… if a trainer uses a pokemon to kill someone, is it just the trainer who gets prosecuted, or is the pokemon punished too for following its trainer’s orders? Do they put down deadly Pokemon?
>>58535878In SV, you can catch the raidon that canonically killed Arven's parent. I guess you could just knock it out and not catch it, but I don't think they'll ever really bring up again that it killed someone.
>>58535335>TQIf Avery were to murder (You), he’d get one of his pokemon to do the dirty work for him. The most likely scenario would be him inviting (You) over for a cup of tea. He just got an expensive luxury blend imported from Kalos. It has to be brewed in a certain way and he would be honored to have (You) try it with him. (You) wouldn’t know anything about that anyway, and since he’s such a gentleman he’ll have his Slowking brew it for the two of you. After much waiting Slowking comes to where the two of you are sitting, levitating two teacups. At Avery’s insistence, (You) get yours first. (You) take an eager sip, first wincing when you burn your tongue on the hot tea and then cringing at the taste. It’s terribly bitter. The bitterness is an acquired taste Avery says, good for the gut. He sips from his own cup and says that he’s used to the taste.A few minutes later and (You) feel a stabbing sensation in your stomach, groaning in pain. (You) try to ask for help but instead of words, blood comes out of your mouth and spills onto the dainty Floette patterned tablecloth, ruining it. (You) start to choke on your own blood and the only sounds you can make are gnarly gurgles. Avery sips his tea. That’s the last thing (You) see before you keel over.Disposing the body would be as easy as tying bricks to your feet and letting your corpse sink to the bottom of the Loop Lagoon. Magikarp and other pokemon will feast on (You), taking care of the remains. He’ll say that the two of you went out to train, but a particularly nasty Tentacruel nabbed you and as much as he tried, he couldn’t fight it off. A terrible way to go. He doesn’t have to worry about (You) usurping him in the dojo anymore.
>>58535900That’s fair. I mean a wild Pokemon murdering someone is one thing, that’s probably not uncommon. I mean like if a trainer’s Pokemon is the “murder weapon”; trainer goes to court, presumably gets prosecuted, serves a sentence at minimum… but is the registered pokemon punished? Released? Rehomed? It could be argued it was just a loyal Pokemon following its trainers orders or it could be like irl where they put violent dogs down :( More a morality thing, ok I’m thinking too hard
You guys know there’s evil pokemon like Malamar, right?
>>58535999Malamar did nothing wrong
>>58535999my friend Malamar would never kill someone!!
>>58536009>>58536030Malamar has been shown to be straight up evil multiple times. He is NOT your friend.
>>58535999>>58536039Malamar’s not evil. Malamar is my friend. Malamar is everyone’s friend.
>>58536039Power of friendship is stronger than the desire for mischief!
>>58535969Yeah, I get what you're saying, it's a lot to think about, lol. Knowing Pokemon, they'd just gloss over that or never address it, like if a member of an evil team gets arrested, their Pokemon are probably just there with them too.
my friend malamar would protect me from my husbando killing me!>4x damage from first impressionmalamar would die with me, that's true friendship!
>hate masochistic fantasies>whole thread is masochistic fantasies>hidoihidoihidoihidoibitch I need therapy
>>58536086>>58536069It literally tried to take over the world and was chased into the future to escape the law.
he's so handsome like this. i can't even imagine what sycamore could look like after 5 years, please i NEED TO SEE HIM
>>58536254Wtf does hidoi meaning
If your husbando is shorter than you would you pick them up and carry them around?
>>58536320hell no, he's going to be on a leash being walked like a dog
There's been a surprising amount of Rustshipping art being made.
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>>58536294https://jisho.org/search/hidoi
>>58536353The gap moe between them is too strong.>>58536387I wish I could hold a Skarmory like this. What a knifey baby.
>>58536274I would follow my friend Malamar to the ends of earth and through the hallways of time >>58536390Dawww he looks like he’s never seen ice cream before. No one’s too cool for ice cream.
I got the feeling Urbain seemed kind of cold towards us compared to Corbeau. Like, there's nothing that indicates Urbain actually felt fond of (you) aside from that "I'm glad we met" line and that was more in the sense of him being glad that both of you saved Lumiose. Now I'm seeing why JP sisters dropped him...
>>58536254Ah poor, blessed, naive anon.. there's a lot of those here c:<
We need more non con Corbeau/Harmony like that one anon linked in the last thread, im starving sisters.
>>58536454Does this look like the face of a cold person to you?
Accidentally saw some crappy old school group chat I was added to that I archived ages ago. Made me feel like shit, feel like so different to people like them. But other people are never having as good of a time as you always assume they are, so there's that. But coming here and chilling with other fans reminds me that there's other cool girls that have actual unique interests. Even if I haven't met any irl just yet. Anyway, CorbeauGODS rise up
>>58536526that looks like the face of someone who wants to use me for my strength and then leave me to rot while he goes off to lead a company
>>58536583How could he? He should be having you leashed as his personal guard-trainer. Does he need to be debt slave corrected again and properly this time?
>>58536495>Harmony is initially guarded against Corbeau>starts working jobs for him >citizens call him a hero, kids think he’s cool>”teehee you’re a good person/you’re kinder than you act”>Corbeau has to show Harmony just how evil he is Writefags please
>>58536526he's staring into my soul with them big ol eyes
>>58536668This is a hot as fuck premise
>>58536526There is nothing in that head. No thoughts. No soul.
>>58536668>tries to show you how evil he is>still a nervous virgin>can't get your bra off
>>58536883Kek this is probably how it'd go
>>58536940I think it would be cuter this way tbqh
>>58536526He needs a tardwrangler wife.
It's so funny to remember Corbeau is both short and French
>>58536526This looks like someone who'd murder me
>>58536454He definitely seemed kinda indifferent about the trouble he gets you into. I haven't finished the game yet but i've soured on him a bit
>>58536454>>58537306This. I think a lot of the reason Corbeau beat him in popularity was because of how he actually cares about (you) while Urbain, despite having a strong start, fell off because his subsequent actions just made him look scummy.
>>58536668Thanks for the idea anon, I've been wanting to draw some Corbeau/Harmony noncony
I am a huge autist but maybe still not mentally ill enough to fantasize about my husbando killing me
the sweet looking boy thats actually a scumbag deep down is a hot fetish for me. need Urbain to ruin my life while pretending he did nothing wrong
>>58537480It's not something I fantasize about or even like to think about either. I don't care how other people enjoy their husbandos, but I enjoy happier scenarios myself.
>>58537480Eh, it's just a what-if scenario. I don't think Gordie would have it in him to kill - he's a good boy.
>>58537480it's a bit of fun anon as it's halloween
>>58537416I didn't care for Urbain on prerelease, but have been pleasantly surprised during the leaks and in the early game (aside from the railroading), maybe when I fully immerse myself as my playthrough progresses I'll start to sour on him (or the writers for going full retard on the plot).Urbain does clean your hotel room and feeds you (even if it's tons of carbs), he could be salvaged into a good maid or butler.
>>58537705Holy fuck..
>>58536526Worse, he's a nepo baby.
Enough about Urbain, the Corbeau/Harmony/Grisham triangle is hotter.
thinking of the Volo, Corbeau, Spinel art from last thread and i have autistic rambling ahead Volo and Spinel trying to covince Corbeau to start disciplining Harmony more so she can fall in line better and act more like Akari and Liko, but Corbeau likes her bratty nature, and loves giving in to her at the end of the day. Almost like its an equal relationship. They'll never understand his way of living and Volo in particular would rather kill himself than let Akari have any sense of control over him
>>58538027Perfection
>>58537995>Urbain introducing Harmony to his favourite cafe >Grisham is there and he gets cucked He just can’t win
>>58537995Finally someone with a third eye open.
>>58537995(((Harmony)))
>>58538295I mean.. you could have Corbeau/Harmony interacting with literally any man and Corbeau feeling threatend
Poor eyesight... Cute
it's so hard to look for AZ art on twitter dot com when everyone calls the game Pokémon AZ
Corbeau is a blushing virgin! A blushing virgin!
>Corbeau impregnating Harmony during their first time because as a turbo virgin he wasn't preparedCute
>Corbeau throws poké balls left-handed he may even be ambidextrousFuuuuuuuck, I want to do so much lewd, pure, and loving hand-holding with him.
>>58538340Him being jealous of whatever relationship you have with L (it doesn't have to be romantic)...
Something I've noticed is that male-oriented waifu art tends to contain more blank slates/faceless male stand-in characters, while female-oriented husbando art usually contains some other female character that's defined enough to where self-insertion is a little more difficult.Also, there seems to be a lot more solo waifu art than solo husbando art. Porn of female characters tends to have said characters looking directly at the screen (or the faceless male insert), while males are usually looking at another non-self insert.It's just an interesting thing I've noticed, but I was wondering if there's any explanations as to why this is the case, psychological or otherwise
>>58538639Male gaze and female gaze basically. Men aren't looking at the stand in characters, they're there for context but they're specifically just looking at the woman. Where as with women they can put themselves into the female characters place if it's like.. the MC for instance. I'm sure high level yumes hate this but 'normal' tier women generally put themselves in the place of the depicted female. The focus being not just on the male character but when he's doing for the woman. So you can think about what he's going to do for you.
>>58538689Interesting, it kind of sounds like erotic art aimed at women requires more imaginative power, if I'm interpreting this correctly. Are high level yumes approaching their porn with more of a male gaze, then?
>>58538990High level yumes tend to not like the MC and may only be okay with art with their own OC or self-insert, but the fundamental idea is the same if they're more into the female gaze.
>TQNot interested in answering this one because there's just no way he would go through the trouble anyway, so I'm going to make up a scenario where we go to a haunted house attraction. Larry isn't super emotive so of course he's not going to flinch or jump a lot, which in turn makes him less targeted by the performers. But the only tell that he's slightly on edge is sticking closer to (You) and keeping (You)r hand firmly in his grasp. If one squints, it might be noticable that he's sweating a little.>>58538639My guess is that women tend to crave more interactions between both parties which sometimes requires non-POV angles and more visible females, sometimes faceless or just plain but cute girls. I also think it might be a POV issue where a man's POV during sex is more interesting because you can actually see the benis going in, but a woman's POV isn't nearly as interesting. Take for instance doggy style. A man sees the entire woman from behind while plapping, but the woman is more or less staring at the headboard of the bed. Personally, I never thought most female POV art was interesting and there's more freedom with a third person perspective. I'd consider it less of a cuck situation and more like looking at a photo album of yourself and your lover.>>58539289I'm in a weird spot where I don't mind MC art in most cases but I don't like it with Larry because I have such a specific idea in mind for him that doesn't work with most ship art I see of him. Even the stuff that does work often sets off my autism for different raisins not worth going into.
