check in with your mother
>>58548997>neighbor can come over to visitholy fvarking SOVL
>>58549022she made applin cobbler
>>58549037You mean apple cobbler. The Pokemon world wasn't yet a retarded soup of incestuous references in the year 2000.
She's dead anon. I was down at her grave twice this week though.
>>58548997I still find it hilarious how gamefreak accurately portrayed a mother by having her randomly blow your savings on useless shit that she saw on sale.
>>58549155Tajiri was still operating on the basis of it being set in the real world. When they retconned that, they decided to implement in-universe turns of phrase based off real world sayings. A bit like Warhammer borrowing real world terms and crapsacking them to fit their universe or Rowling turning common british sayings into magical ones "wasn't room to swing a Kneazle" or wasn't room to swing a magical cat). They now have the cast of creatures to be able to liberally replace common sayings with pokémonified ones. Maybe you should have considered being born later, rather than the age you did get squeezed out yer ma's cunt, if this was going to be such a trigger for you.
>>58548997I hate how you can't do this anymore and instead get penalised for correcting your time...
>>58549155No, it's apple IN a cobbler.Please help him, he doesn't want to be a cannibal's meal.
>>58549037you do know that applins are the critters inside the apples and not the apples themselves
>>58549191I thought it'd be better in HGSS but no, it's even worse. Now Mom just mass-buys berries for you, and not even useful ones like Leppa Berries.
>>58549257it would be more useful in the sinnoh games
>>58549257in GSC you can use the changing time to trigger trainers calling you, making it a great way to farm evolutionary stones too, which is replaced in HGSS with... the pokethlon
>>58548997I visited her grave yesterday.Man, 6 years already passed and I did not made anything from my life...
>>58550908>which is replaced in HGSS with... the pokethlonoh no, i have to engage with the game now!
>>58549191She's doing it with the best of intentionsI can't be mad at her
>>58549162>>58550930Sorry bros
Both my Gold and Crystal saves are dead.
>>58551203Saddest post itt
>>58548997HE
>>58549162>>58550930I feel you bros. Mum died last year, Dad died last month. Some of my best memories are playing Pokémon Gold when I was 6, and they were still together, and we were happy.
>>58548997Haven’t spoken to her in 15 years
>>58548997Very timely and apropos of you>>58551203There are tools that let you rip saves from working games so you can keep the saves on pc for when batteries die, battery holders that once soldered to the board never require soldering again, roms and emulators, etc....
