>>58556838>tfw no gf
>>58556838>My tea is cold and the biscuits are hot.
>>58556838>Tfw Heavy Metal but like classical music
>>58556838>My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
>>58556865Tfw anons don't even check abilities before making dumbass jokes
>>58556838>OP is a faggot
>They really made a game with ONE CITY
>>58556893Yakuza games only have one city and no one bitches because there’s a million things to do
>>58556838>No, I can't "Take Down" your order
>>58556894Exactly there are things to do, unlike ZA
>>58556838>How the fuck do I eat this?
>>58556838
>>58556838>Put the shiny charm away it's fucking with my coffee
>>58556838>Tfw my trainer buys me poison tea and Im a steel type that cant drink
>>58556838>Trainer this some nasty ass tea, I hate you so much but the pussy game ridiculous
>>58557000Perfect
>>58557016Based
>>58556838It's a living being, so I suppose so. Even if it seems a little strange.
>>58556838>Tfw 'it grew on me' and 'its based on [reference]'
>>58556838>born too late to be gen 1>born too early to be relevant in current day
"BAGON could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this region before. There could be BAGON anywhere." The cool wind felt good against its cold metal. "I HATE BAGON" it thought. Battle: Champion Steven reverberated his entire polish, making it pulsate even as the $200 tea circulated through its powerful thick magnetism and washed away its (merited) fear of Bagon after dark. "With a Pelipper, you can go anywhere you want" it said to itself, out loud.
>>58556838>"Bro, wtf, I just sat down."
>>58556838>What the fuck am I reading?>>58557038You said that because of trips.
>>58556838>man those edibles weren't shiiiiii-
>>58559689Nice
>>58556883he's a steel type and heavy
>>58557000it's lean
>>58556838>You wasted 30 ultra balls for THIS?
>>58556838>"But you still bought it..."
>>58556838>I know I'm a shiny, but I just can't prove it.
>They don't really like me, they just want to turn me into a metagross whether I like it or not. This snack time is a lie.
>>58556838>My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all>The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all>And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall>It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
>>58556865>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEERFBI9eCg
