Urbain... don't look...
>>58557428Urbain is busy in Jacinthe's sex dungeon
>>58557428Playing the female is the wrong way due to Urbain's fate being a heartbroken CEO who will now make sure that Lysandre's old plan will go into fruition
>>58557815but the drama potential. the ao3 fics are already being typed out
>>58557815That sounds amazing though.
the natural order
>>58558567>philippe in those clotheswhat
>>58558567Phillipe looks like your average fat mexican that chills in the hood. I kinda like it
>>58558567Bruh they are yakuza why have they put philippe in that?
>>58558567my nigga Lippe rockin that Gucci Scolipede Mega tee
man i wish i could read japanese
>>58557815>"I want to be the kind of person who l gives... But in this world, some foolish humans exist who would show their strength by taking what isn't theirs.">"They're filth!”>”I plan to cleanse the world of this filth”
>>58559098just put the images into chatGPT, it'll translate for you
>>58559128kino
>>58559128Everyone in Lumiose wished to die after Quasartico started mass distribution of croissant curry.
>>58559130I.. never thought of this. Thank you anon
>>58559098>>58559130>>58559168Just use the google translate app
How did Urbain become a genocidal supervillain while Taunie is just a dumb bimbo
>>58559436Because he got cucked by a mob boss due to his own stupidity.
>>58559436dudes projecting onto urbain
>>58559436playing as femMC is the more narratively-rich version of this game
>>58559436Taunie doesn’t have competition
>>58559454Corbeau fucks paxton too
>>58559454She could if she saw the boy she likes get raped and turned into the cum toilet of the yakuza
>>58559462>>58559468gay, I’d rather Paxton get dommed by the rich girl
>>58559462he's the one pokemon male character I see as 100% straight.
>>58559462hard to cuck a girl thats not ugly and has all the options in the world
>>58559545So men are doomed to be Z eternal cuckolds?
>>58559551yes
>>58559010>>58559013>>58559021Now this is ship pairings I can get behind.
>>58557815Counterpoint: I don't give a fuck about Urbaine
>>58559570You will when he kills everyone else in the world and you’re forced to either become his wife or let humanity die out
>>58559597>kill Urbaine>live a peaceful quiet life alone as an introvertFinally
>>58559462Corbeau only fucks Harmony, that's why the double battle with him was against Gallade and Gardvoir not two Gallades.
>>58559644that was a male gardevoir
>>58559665>Corbeau X crossdressing Paxton
>>58559665It was a female one
>>58559462its Adam and Eve (Gallade and Gardevoir) not Adam and Steve (Gallade and Gallade)
>supposed to be the cute boy next door option for female players>female players cuck him for the "bad boy" Corbeauwhy are women like this, bros?
>trannies out H*rmony to make the perfect male wife PaxtonBased Corbeau
>>58559697In reality Corbeau is the nice guy and Urbain is the terrible one
>>58559685It's actually Adam and Eve(male)
>>58559697You wouldn't get it.
>>58559708he doesnt dress like it and acts like a beta when he's around him. thats all that matters.
>>58557428cucking is gross
>>58559750its not cucking since Urbain was never in a relationship with Harmony
>>58559697Corbeau is canonically into them while Urbain competed with them the entire game, guess who women will flock to?
>>58559750Urbain never even made a move so there's nothing to cuck.
>>58559670Crossdressing Paxton is still for Taunie only
Stop cucking this man
>>58560621This man is worthless
>>58560643He’s a wealthy ceo and saved an entire city
>>58557428Corbeaubros..
>>58560728fake and most definitely gay
>>58560728Harmony took the photo
>>58560728photoshop
>>58559697Urbain>you are responsible for dealing with his debt that he acquires solely to make shitty cringe videos>throws a bitch fit when it's suggested that you are the strongest mega evolution user and not him>challenges you to a battle, winner will go with floette to the tower. goes anyway after you win??? fuck you dudeCorbeau >is competent, admires the mc's competence, floats the concept of you joining his organisation>tells you battling you makes him happy and brings out the best in him, even when he loses>inspires loyalty in his henchmen>becomes part of a human ladder to let you scale a building, didn't just make his underlings do it>has more than 2 brain cells to rub together >the little manlet jump he does when throwing his pokemon out kekit's not even comparable
>>58560728fujoshits have horrendous art holy kek
>>58561174Not to mention how many times NPCs mention that Corbeau likes (you) a lot. Urbain is never mentioned to even give a fuck about (you) aside from being his "rival".
>>58561208American* fujos
>>58559562So they are a polycule now?
>>58559510I dont understand when people say "I see this character as gay/straight"Can someone explain it to me please?
>>58561341What the fuck is that? The artist states it's Corbeau/Harmony and Philippe/Lida.
>>58559765What do you mean canonically?
>>58561353it means i dont see him taking it up the bootypipe
>>58561457unless its by a silcone dildo strapped to Harmony
>>58558567baby phillipe is real
>>58561373if you were a woman you would know
>>58561208this looks like a gay barafag drew it
>>58561457I mean I dont get what people refer to gay/straight vibes, I just can tell a character is gay when talks with the high pitch faggot voice lmao
>>58561353>Can someone explain it to me please?People see x character in a way that they can self insert and fuck them
>>58561353>>58561549Corbeau, like Kieran before him was obviously meant to appeal to girls and not faggots thus automatically making him straight.
>>58560728proof that corbeau is meant to be straight because this just looks unnatural and wrong
>>58561697No Pokemon character was designed to appeal to gay men. It's them and the fujos who pick them and decide which character is hot, Corbeau happens to be one of those characters
>>58561709>No Pokemon character was designed to appeal to gay menORAS Archie?
>>58561709Eh, I'd say not even that because compared to the yume art the fujoshits are losing by a landslide.
>>58561736So? It won't stop the fujos
>>58561697>not meant to appeal to faggots>he's literally a stereotypical bitchy bottom that opens up when he's alone with you bruh
>>58561770>one of the most common character tropes ever>zomg he’s literally made for us faggots!!!Do lgbtqias really?
Both Urbain and Corbeau belong to Paxton actually
>>58561770>meant to appeal to faggots>he's literally the cardboard cutout otome mafia boss with a heart of gold that takes interest in you and others can't shut up about how much he likes youmade for women
>>58561728I get your point but no, it's a pirate in a diving suit. A hot one yeah but they didn't sit down and talk on how to pander gay men. iirc the teraleak stated that there was a talk on including canon queer characters which ended pretty quickly so yeah. At the end fujos (and gays, but mostly fujos) will pick a hot fictional man and will draw them in a romentic/sexual relationship with another man because it's hot to them. Some yumesisters don't like that but that's how it is and how it has been since forever in fandom history interdependently of who the male character was made for or his canon sexuality
Paxton and Corbeau as a ship is funny because Pax is taller than him
>>58561815true
>>58561709Wallace from rse/ORAS
>>58561709Corbeau is like Volo where the majority of "couple" art is yume centric. fujos lost with both of these characters, hard
>>58562022also Burgh from black/white. ironically a man designed him with the goal of appealing to women, but the character that actually appealed to them was N (a character designed by a woman)
>>58562022Wrong. Women love him.
Is there any more Urbain vs Corbeau art
>>58562029>>58562036Yeah but even Volo and N has a lot of fujo art. The point is that fujos will still draw them even if a male character has a bigger yume fanbase because they don't give a fuck about numbers and still find that character hot. The same applies to yumes as well, even characters like Sephiroth has his yumes. At the end this whole "made for women" is a no argument because both het and gay fanart is mostly done by women for other women and whether you like it or not most of the time fags consume both because both kind of art show hot men
>>58562108Volo has almost no fujo art unless it involves him with Rei which could technically me considered yume. I'll give you N though
>>58562064idk why. maybe its because im older now but fags annoy me
>>58562108>filename I laughed
I honestly didn't care much about Corbeau until the Urbain cuck memes, now I like the guy.
>>58561709Corbeau should be covered in dragon and snake Pokemon tattoos for max kino
>>58562151Older and bitter
>>58562151You rarely find a likeable fag, don't worry.
>>58559128ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>58562108>hfw Corbeau shows up at Hotel Z's for a private meeting with Harmony for the 8th week in a row
>>58562458point and laugh
why is this manlet so cool?
fucking nips...
Harmony thinks with her pussy first.
>>58559570>>58559685It's Adam and Steve (gallade and Gardevoir)
>>58561527we barafags would never draw them hairless and twinkish it's definitely a fujo
Meanwhile, in the universe not doomed to destruction by the ultimate weapon…
>>58563806>Taunie and Urbain ultimate fate is to get cucked in every universe by Corbeau and othersFunny!
I love this thread but I still don't understand the reason Urbain and Taunie are separate characters. They don't even have a real romance with the protagonist.
>>58563935They’re just the alternate gender mc but with an altered design just like in a dozen other Pokemon games
>>58563909Taunie is preventing her own cucking in that pic
>>58563973Too bad for her it will happen sooner or later
Paxton has no straight ships.
>>58564009Paxton is a good boy and not a whore like Harmony
>>58564032He does but it's not the majority
Fuck off fujos, Paxton is hetero only and for Taunie
URBAIN HAS HAD ENOUGH
>>58563935>pick female player char>Taunie exists>there's now only one male awkwardly hanging with three girls in Team MZ>pick male player char>Urbain exists>Lida is now the only girlThis is probably why.
How do women feel about the fact that they will cause Urbain to become a villain in Legend’s ZA 2?
>>58564459Why are you projecting your insecurities onto Urbain so much?
>>58557428Why do women hate Urbain so much?
>>58564463They don’t, there’s plenty of Harmony x urban art, it’s just cucks memeing
>>58564463they like him, its just funny to cuck him
>>58564463I don't think they hate him but Corbeau is still vastly more popular. It doesn't help that the plot lends itself well to the Urbain getting cucked thing though kek
Harmony...
>>58564922
>>58564734based pic
>>58564357https://youtu.be/e8-sMJZTYf0?si=fp4utSWkiSdiYf4X
>>58564357
Urbain and Corbeaubros…
>>58564734>picrelabsolute fucking gold
>>58564009Tauniesisters no… we were supposed to avoid being cuckqueaned…
>>58565893Daijoubou they have each other now
>>58565948>>58564941https://x.com/gyakutenndokei2/status/1985290185677087093JP yumes are having a blast with this desu
>>58566012kek'd
>>58566012i underestimated the power of jp yumes...severely based
>>58567081BCC (Big Corbeau Cock) prying open Harmony's baby room....
>>58567081>>58567121>baby roomthats a new one
>>58567081>>58567121>>58567198>Corbeau: "Give me the best room in Hotel Z">AZ: "Which baby room you want?">Corbeau: "Huh?"
I like the Corbeau glazing from the fandom.
>>58565479>N-NANI
Manletbros...
>Please Do Not Repost
>>58569556
>>58569561
>>58569443when will japs realize that doesn't work on the internet
>>58569443This one is ok
>>58570492anything portraying Corbeau with tattoos is just -chefs kiss-I need him so bad
>>58570673oops thought this was the husbando thread...point still stands tho
