Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that this is a flopped character?
That's not Naveen?
>>58558719There should be more characters that get a legendary and won’t let you have it until postgame actually because the seething for these characters is hilarious
>>58558719Taunie is sex.
>>58558719Urbain flopped, Taunie didn’t
>Gets everyone in debt, ghosts their team and doesn't take accountability in the end. Just to advertise a hotel that the owner doesn't even want to become popular>Says they love helping people and we never see them do it>Lida leads the meetings while they just sit on their asses>Refuses to get dressed for a fancy party one time>Cooks an abomination and nothing else>Somehow makes it to A rank offscreen. Prob just went "I'll do anything to get an A rank" to Vinnie>Makes you battle them for Floette only to just take it anyway>Gets called a great leader and becomes a nepo baby CEOOpposite gender player character rivals were a mistake and they were removed for a reason
>>58558719They can flop on my dick
I won't even bother pity fapping to Taunie. Such a dogshit character
define flop
>>58558719I still don't understand what the big reveal was supposed to be. Her mom was a scientist? Huh?
I like Urbain in a love triangle with Corbeau and Harmony. I haven't really looked at Taunie but I assume she's popular.
>>58558719nope.I just coomed to both, clearly not a flop if they could be used as goon material
>>58558719The only thing that's flopping is Urbain's dick when he takes off his sweatpants
>>58558758Yes she is. Hex killed it. za r34 was over 1000 while taunie was stil below 100. Absolutely pathetic for a new pokegirl in 2026
>>58561706If the porn is the indicator all ZA girls flopped, only the Iono clone is gettin lewds
>>58558764And it would've been fine if they were called out more for it and it actually was part of a proper character arc, but no, they just get away with it and we're supposed to be close friends with them even though they've been nothing but horrible "friends"
>>58558719Urbain has a big, floppy dick.
>>58558719The only thing that flopped was Urbains flaccid bwc on my stomach
>>58558719>Mable might work faster. But the old Pokemon Professor, Professor Augustine Sycamore ?
>tfw there’s nothing good to say about urbain’s character so all urbainfags can do is talk about his bwc
>>58561802I can think of 8 good things about urbain’s character. It beings with the 1st inch and ends with the 8th inch.
>>58561813They are literally the exact same character, even their """"different"""" dialogue is just the same words swapped around a little
>>58561835This, Taunie only gets a pass here because Anons want to fuck her.
>>58561835Correct, the main difference between them is that Tauniefags love her flawed personality and aren’t always talking about her Big White Tits or 10 inch clit
>>58561867Well that’s because Taunie does not have it factor
>>58561835>>58561861>Urbain is nowhere to be found, leaving 2 girls to handle the yakuza alone because of his poor decisions oops lol!>Taunie is nowhere to be found but at least in the worst case scenario Paxton can sacrifice himself to fend off yakuza while Lida escapes a life of sex trafficking
>>58561861I mean, yeah. Why should I care about Urbain, that loser?
>>58561906Are you saying two woman need a man to handle tough situations? That is problematic and the reason why taunie will never date you
>>58561917No, but Urbain is inherently less sympathetic as a guy who fails to be there for his female friends, who have to face a potentially dangerous situation because of his mistakes and flakiness, even worse because women are more likely to face sexual violence from criminal groups and organizations. This also makes Urbain unappealing as a man and a love interest because of his unreliability and not being there when Harmony needed him.
>>58561917They're women, they could have been raped immediately after entering the yakuza building and Urbain, as a man should have had the initiative to protect them instead of flaking.
>>58558719Shouldn't have made them gender-locked. Urbain is an annoying fagboy while Taunie is hot and her being retarded adds to her appeal. However, if you play as the girl you only get the worse version.
>>58562012Fucker bailed on a loan for a shit commercial, returned, then shrugged off the debt while the team becomes indentured servants. Dude should have had his ear lobbed off.
>>58562012>>58562026Realistically, Harmony would have become Corbeau's onahole, Lida sold to a brothel, and Naveen forced into drug trafficking or shit and it would have all been Urbain's fault kek.
>>58558719No but Jacinthe is
>>58562012Urbain didn’t know about the interest. If anything it’s Lida and Harmony’s mistake for not finding Urbain first to tell him.
>>58562056If I were Harmony in that position, I wouldn't complain. I was crushing on him the whole game.
>>58558731>>58558822>>58562057Urbain and Taunie are massive flops when you consider they were revealed 8 months ago, are the main character next to you, the first character you meet in-game, the one who gives you your starter, the one who handholds you through the early tutorial missions, who’s with you throughout your journey and has an important role in not just your story but also AZ and floette’s… and then compare that to their reception and how much fanart they’re getting.
>>58562234Nope
>>58562246>Taunie already being surpassed by Lidayes
>>58562234>Urbanflops try to lump Taunie with themLmao
She has nice thighs so I don't care. Still would.
>>58558719>thought her character as super annoying and terrible>the learned that she is a he if you play as a chickStill super annoying and terrible.
>>58562284>Less porn than lida Taunieflop lol
>>58561813All the good stuff is in another thread.>>58557815
>>58562271Funny how much of Gwynn's boosts come exclusively from her yuri bonus with Canari, meanwhile Emma is entirely due to "THIS IS A KID'S GAME DOG :sob: :sob: :sob:" posts on social media about her ass being in the cutscene she's introduced.
>>58562826>tfw there’s nothing good to say about urbain’s character so all urbainfags can do is talk about his bwc and make him a cuckold
>>58558719Only Urbain flopped because the rival is obviously designed to be a woman. Taunie's pink hair, kino belly button on for that extra sex appeal and the amount of feminine shit she does like taking out huge loans without thinking of the consequences, searching for her mommy and cooking for her friends like a good housewife. Urbain doing any of that shit is weird and faggy as fuck.
>>58562271>>58562696Still not a flop
can't stop looking at taunie's navel
>>58563426>Nuh huh!!! Taunieflop lol
>>58565434Cope.
>>58558719RagebaitKys anyway
Harmony and Taunie are for the Rust SyndicateUrbain is also for the Rust Syndicate
