>protect the card to maintain it's pristine condition
>take blurry ass photo

>>58561905
>no UV light blockers

>>58561905
> no lock on the box
> no safe for the box
> no closet for the safe
> no lock for the closet
> no lock for the room connecting to the closet
> no movement detection + camera system for the room
> no house for the room
> no lock for the house
> no tall wired fence for the house
> no 24/7 patrolling for the house

are you even trying?

slabs are for the weak, grading for the mentally obtuse

>>58561905
>put in a sleeve, then another sleeve, then into a box
>store right next to barbecue sauce

>no silica gel packets to absorb moisture
>clear glass instead of purple/blue glass to absorb uv light
you suck

>>58562313
This.
Cards are for the playing. If your card has no sign of being played, you do it wrong. Slam that bad boy on the concrete like the true 90s kids were doing it!

>>58562671
>Distraction card made to look fancy and valuable so invaders won't pay attention to the rare barbecue sauce
Genius.

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>>58562705
Okay, I fixed it.

>>58562307
Yes, there's additional security.

>>58562838
Kadabra definitely got a lot of fondling before sitting in a tupperwear container for 2 decades.

>>58563024
>Kadabra
...why?

I keep my cards in a well lubricated condom to insulate them from damage