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Would you sacrifice 1 inch of your penis length to give +40 points to a pokemon of your choice?

>you can distribute the stat points as you like
>you can choose to either make this buff to the pokemon for anyone who uses it, or only for you so you can have an unfair advantage
>you can choose 2 inches for +80 as well.
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poor birdy :(
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>>58562049
Can I gain an inch to make a pokemon lose 40 points?
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>>58562049
HP: 43
Attack: 30
Defense: 55
Sp. Atk: 100
Sp. Def: 65
Speed: 117

I doubt this will save Luvdisc but I can't think of anything better.
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braviarybros what the fuck is this?
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>>58562049
dumbass seagull lmao
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>>58562115
gorgeous. where is this?
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>>58562049
No, you sound like a retard btw
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>>58562193
t. doesn't have enough to give +40 points
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>>58562189
Don’t know for sure, but I would guess Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany. Basically the first “storybook castle” in the world and famous for inspiring Walt Disney.
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>>58562217
Sure buddy, im gonna cut an inch off my cock for all the boys to play a single pokemon greater just for it to be power crept next gen. Don't you have some glue to eat?
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>>58562049
>or only for you so you can have an unfair advantage
But then everyone would know you shrunk your dick to give Sunkern +40 attack
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>>58562237
cheers, just googled it and that's what it is. beautiful landscape as well.
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>>58562049
>micropenis enjoyers
Give me +200
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>>58562049
Can I give 1 40th of an inch to give Shedinja 1 more HP?
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>>58562115
>>58562189
>>58562237
obviously Germany
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If you do this for a Pokemon with a mega evolution, does the mega also get those points?
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>>58562049
>+240 base points added to fug and mega fug
I want to watch the world burn
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>>58562090
yes
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>>58562090
I want Incineroar to lose 80 points in Attack, for 2 inches on my dick.
Finally, I'll be normal.
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>>58562049
Then I would have nothing left
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>>58562049
>>58562090
Ill have 27 nches added to my dick, please.
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>>58562103
in gen 3 it might be decent. 100+ on both speed and either attack or special attack is typically enough to keep something from being complete garbage, at least in the early gens
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>>58567440
Granted.
However, the next time you get an erection, the entire rest of your body will shrivel into a little grape as your gigantamaxxed hog fills with fluid, and your throbbing corpse will be found to resemble more of a single dandelion seed than a human person.
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>>58562049
I would sacrifice an inch of my penis length if it could give me a clingy goth gf with daddy issues.
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>>58568150
just asking for a greek tragedy ending where you get a goth gf with a n+1" penis fetish



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