/vp/ - fuck my piece of shit faggot life - Pokémon

Anonymous

fuck my piece of shit faggot l(...) 11/04/25(Tue)06:15:26 No.58563495

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fuck my piece of shit faggot life Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:15:26 No.58563495 Archived

>be me, seven years old southern french anon
>Pokemon X and Y are released, I've already played a bit of the gen 5 games with my older brother but I couldn't read well back then , they're going to be the first games I play on my own, ask for the games for christmas
> OMG OMG OMG IT'S IN FRANCE I'M GONNA SEE MY CITY IN POKEMON AND THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA AND EVERYTHING :D
>Most of the games is spent jerking off Paris and its smug rude inhabitants who call our pastries by stupid names, NO SOUTHERN KALOS
>Games based on the country we've been frenemies with for half of our history
>Oh maybe were gonna go to southern Kalos haha that's be funny, well desu there's no precedent of going to another region in dlcs so it's really fine if we don't ahahah...
>Games based on the country THAT DIRECTLY BORDERS SOUTHERN FRANCE
>DLC release
>We go to fucking Unova and a region that didn't even exist before
>12 years later, Pokemon Z, the game I've wanted since I was a kid, is finally a reality
>ENTIRE GAME IS SPENT IN FUCKING POKÉPARIS
>DLC is announced
>OMG OMG OMG MAYBE WELL GET SOME ZONES OUTSIDE OF LUMIOSE MAYBE THE POWER PLANT AT LEAST IF NOT SOUTHERN KALOS
>DLC IS SET IN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE POKÉPARIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:19:45 No.58563503

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:19:45 No.58563503

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ZUT ALORS MON CHUNGUS VIVRE

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:23:26 No.58563507

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:23:26 No.58563507

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Mentlegen

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:34:22 No.58563537

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:34:22 No.58563537

J'ai pas lu

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:35:13 No.58563538

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:35:13 No.58563538

>>58563495
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ FUCKING RETARD

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:36:04 No.58563542

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:36:04 No.58563542

>>58563503
lmao I was looking for a seething french wojak yo use but I couldn't find this one so I settled on that other one, too bad.
Btw fun fact but jacinthe mostly misuses "alors" in a lot of her dialogue in makes no sense

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:39:33 No.58563549

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:39:33 No.58563549

>>58563495
Littéralement moi sauf que ne pas voir le quartier st Jacques dans un jeu Pokémon n’est peut être pas si mal que ça

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:42:54 No.58563557

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:42:54 No.58563557

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>>58563495

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:43:23 No.58563558

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:43:23 No.58563558

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>>58563495
anon, how did you take the news that southern kalos was a thing and got removed in development?

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:55:03 No.58563581

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:55:03 No.58563581

>>58563495
The only people who I feel got cucked harder were brits when Gen 8 released.
Imagine waiting for a British region for years and what you got were games that raped the series corpse after XY killed it back in 2013.

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)06:58:25 No.58563587

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)06:58:25 No.58563587

>>58563558
>Threshold stops right above Toulouse, my city which is an actual metropolis
>Zone of France so useless and unpopulated that we call it "The Void Diagonal" is adaptated and given several minor locations
Naturellement, j'ai voulu me suicider

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)07:00:05 No.58563589

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)07:00:05 No.58563589

>>58563549
Quelle ville ?

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)07:07:28 No.58563600

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)07:07:28 No.58563600

>>58563589
Perpignan

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)07:13:01 No.58563613

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)07:13:01 No.58563613

>>58563600
D'ancienne capitale à ignorée meme par pokemon la ville s'est vraiment fait cuck rip

Anonymous
11/04/25(Tue)12:56:32 No.58564865

Anonymous 11/04/25(Tue)12:56:32 No.58564865

>>58563495
>>58563587
knew it was Toulouse