>"Here’s your Blast Burn latte, you ugly, disgusting piece of Trubbish. I may or may not have spat in it. Bon appétit, you annoying little troublesome runt!" Your response, /vp/?
>>58564005>"Oh, Giselle <3"Me if I was an NPC in the game
>>58564005>Call her cute
>>58564005>*sluuuuurrrrpppp*
I can't believe Hitler Youth is so cute!
>>58564005
>>58564005I dont drink coffee
>>58564005There's a Charizard behind her!
>>58564005y-you too...
>>58564005Frankly if she's to be believed then it probably would taste better if she DID spit in it
>>58564005>picrel
>>58564005i'm going to rape you
>>58564005I didn't order coffee...
>>58564005realistically? i'd be too awkward to confront her in the moment, and would probably just accept the coffee, mumble a confused thank you while shuffling away, and then discard it without drinking it because i don't trust that she was just doing a bit. would probably spend the remainder of the week re-running the scene through my head trying to figure out what i did wrong to warrant that response.
>>58564577this
>>58564577Real
>>58564005I asked for a black coffee with ice
>>58564005I'd ignore everything she said. It doesn't matter. What matters is that this stupid bitch is standing in between me and my hero LIZARDON and I would fucking demolish her for it
>>58564005Brap
>>58564005Thanks, little ms. terrorist scum, BUT YOU FORGOT THE WHIPPED CREAM! that I never actually ordered*throws it in her face**leave with a smile on my face*
>>58564005Mating press
>>58564005>"You have pretty eyes"
>>58564005Where is your burka, woman?
>>58564005I'd like to speak to your manager.
>>58564018>>"Oh, Giselle <3"I look like this and say this.
>>58564018>>58564021>>58566483>>58566216Literally this NPC does this.
