>find picrel on twitter>think about sending it to my sister with the message "Look, it's us!">check the artists Twitter>they draw nsfwAnd just like that, the art is tainted. I really wish Pokemon artists would completely separate their sfw from their nsfw.
that would be weird regardless unless both of you are already furries and open about it in which case why do you even care
You will never be the one on the right
>>58599027It wouldn't be that weird, and neither of us are furries. >>58599034I wasn't trying to be.
>>58598935Oh, they drew more sanbra?Neat
>>58600396>>58600363>>58598935who's the artist?
>>58600584@diga_foxdog
>>58600601oh nice a whole doujin of umbreon and eevee fucking jolteon (F)
>>58600671Gross
>>58601011You just don't get it...
>usposting fictional animalsNot beating the allegations
>>58598935>sisterStop being autistic. This is the kind of thing you send to your gf but only if she likes pokemon
>>58601453>OP and his sister.
>>58601450>>58601453Why does it matter when we both like Pokemon? Picturing yourself as a pokémon is not exclusively for furries.
>>58601472Disgusting. And I thought the Jolteon was a boy and the Umbreon was a girl.
>>58600671Wherein the Umbreon and Jolteon are brother and sister too, apparently>>58601507From the scientific data I've gathered, Jolteon is the female one most of the time that pairing is used
>>58601450>>58601453>hating whimsyI can see who doesn't have a good relationship with their siblings.
>>58602065Is there anything more whimsical then teasing a person into becoming a incest furry?
>>58601472i wish i had a jolteon sister :(
>>58602356No you don't
>>58601472i know this one, that's a classic
>>58601450honestly it's kinda cutealthough op is a (probably underage) retard for getting mad at the artist for drawing nsfw
>tfw like both eevees and a large portion of the art is fucking dogshit like this>>58601472sad
>>58605127I'm 25 bro...>>58605809Yeah I can't stand the nsfw stuff ruining the vibe.
>>58605809You think you have it bad, I like hypno. You have any idea how hard it is to find wholesome artwork of hypo?
>>58605980zoomer sex negativity is so sad to witness
>>58606102>sex negativityNo, I just don't want to send an image from an artist that draws smut to my sister
>>58606164send smut to your sister
>>58606164>i don't want to fuck my sisterlike anon said, sex negativity. grow some balls, dude.
if she says "ew that artist draws porn" then reply with "why do you know this" or better yet, "this could be us"
>>58606164then you'll never be able to send her anything because every artist draws smut, even if they don't show it publiclybut if it really bothers you that much, don't bitch about the artist drawing smut, just don't be a retard and check that they don't show it publicly
>>58606177>>58606183You guys clearly don't have a sister. >>58606220You're wrong, only furries do that, and I can usually tell when something about the art is off, which is why I checked the artist in the OP's profile before sending. I was getting a weird vibe.>>58606195>if she says "ew that artist draws porn" then reply with "why do you know this" I guess I could've just done this, but I'd rather avoid that altogether.>this could be usGross.
>>58606496I do, but you see. The entire premise is that the image of two cuddly animals reminded you of yourself and your sister. Which implies you already have a close relationship. You can already picture yourself physically close, touching, hugging, embracing. Also you see yourself as cute which just adds to the allure of the pairing. Now my sister is great. Id take a bullet for her. But we dont swap cute images or cuddle. You do so like thats halfway to a romantic comedy.Lastly you keep responding to the thread. So either the premise frightens you, which means your susceptible to being influenced by anons attempting to encourage bad descioins Or your just amused by the thread in which case its only correct to keep pushing this point until all parties become bored.
>>58606596me on the right with your sister
>>58606602Why are you kissing a jolteon in front of my sister? She dared you didnt she. Anon there are 10,000 volts in that cat your going to fry your lips.
>>58606596The whole point of me not sending her the pic is for the reasons that you're wrong.
oh please i sent my sister some questionable stuff and said weird shit, she knew i'm not actually being dead serious and just being a brat, she told me to kill myself and it was funny as fuck
>>58606220> every artist draws smut, even if they don't show it publiclyI don't. Haven't drawn boobs or dicks since middle school.
>>58608594>i don't (actually i did)uh ok?
>>58606496>I was getting a weird vibe.If they're drawing Eevee at all, they aren't to be trusted.Eevee is the feral zoophile mascot America has been waiting for.
>>58608931I don't think crudely-drawn dicks made explicitly to annoy the teachers counts as "smut"
>>58598935>imagine using Twatter for gathering SFW content at any year after the Tumblr porn pure Not my fault your'e actualy retarded or just an underaged zoomieshit OP…
>>58600671>>58600601 >MFW I've already fapped to that comic like 5 years ago OP is so new that it's not even funny.Also speaking of Tsukine_Minaga/Wolfonia, I kinda like the self-made fursuit of her wolf OC just because of how she was based enough to install a cookie onahole inside it.
umbreon x jolteon is a cool ship
Idk how there are still eeveebros that aren't based and cookiepilledIt's just "enjoying" pokemon. Nothing wrong with that.
>>58610666Disgusting.
>>58611361>bumps a page 9 topic to complainWho do you think your fooling here?
>>58611386sory how do i unbump
>>58611386At least it wasn't the jeet spammer again. What's his deal, anyways?
>>58609911>spoilerAny idea where once could see that kind of stuff for confirmation?
>>58611399You can unbump the topic by posting cute eevees.>>58611474I just assume spammers like that are bot scripts that the creator has forgotten about, or a new anon who thought the pasta was funny once and hasnt quite gotten bored of it.
>>58611474is he still going? i just put on a filter and forgot about him
>>58611474>What's his deal, anyways?People were complaining about there always being a billion Eevee threads, and how chappyfag was the one bumping to keep them alive, but those complainers were also bumping the threads and this one guy eventually got pissed started accusing every Eevee thread of not being organic, but rather threads made by indians who get paid 2 rupees per 1000 posts to shill the Eevee line for Nintendo. So now he is taking the piss and bumping every Eevee thread with his spam in a fit of impotent rage.
>>58611487This is cute, I'll send her this.
>>58611361What's so disgusting about it?
>>58612054Cookie.
>>58609911The smug face on the Eevee ruins the image. It should be more naive/clueless.
>>58612065is cute
>>58612054Pokefucking is a disgusting fetish
>>58613289how so?
>>58613293They're animals
>>58613308out of 10
>>58613308AND I'VE SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!I HATE THEM! ! !
>>58598935Why are you posting this on 4chan, of all places?
>>58613308Sex.
Bump
Absolutely disgusting thread.
>>58598935i'm going to fucking rape your sister mmmmm hell yes
i'm going to make passionate love to your jolteon mmmmmmm hell yes
>>58617958He thought he was the Jolteon.
>>58617978ok and? i'll make the umbreon watch too
>>58618284So you're going to fuck OP and make his sister watch?
>>58619158Why are you still bumping the thread?
>>58619339NTA, but I want to post some cute Umbreon/Jolteon pics for OP and his sister.
>>58609911the joke is porn
>>58619429Oh... that's actually pretty nice of you.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>58620396stop bumping this fucking thread
>>58619429
>>58621091That just makes me want to dig up more art.
penis
>>58622025hey i have one of those!
>>58622055Too bad you will never use it
oh stop being such a fucking prude and simply don't interact with the nsfw stuff.
>>58622055gay
>>58622466LOL !! #destroyed
bump :3
>>58621118Start a separate thread instead of bringing this one to the degenerates' attention
>>58626012Absolutely not. this is the perfect thread for cute Umbreon/Jolteon pairings.
Bump.
>>58622505why would Jolteon do this
>>58619443Umbreon is so much bigger...
>>58624690Let Umbreon sleep!
>>58598935Shit the fuck up dumbfuck zoomer
>>58611540That's not it>people complain about chappyfag taking over threads that aren't supposed to just be eevee image spam>jeet spammer starts using the threads to spam copypastas imitating jeets, accusing people who have an issue with chappyfag of being an indian, not multiple indians, just one, paid to shill meowscarada
>>58633325Cute brothers
>>58619429This is really cute.
>>58637204
>>58598935Both male btw
>>58637212fine too
>>58606496>You're wrong, only furries do thatlollmao even
Send this to her instead so she doesn't get any wrong ideas about things.
first non evil pic posted in 2 whole pics
>>58639229do you see how thick that jolteon's leg isthe massive fucking rounded dumpythat shit isn't innocent
>>58639229Wish I had more Jolteon/Umbreon pics to post :(
>>58639197me on the...
stop bumping this damn thread
>>58639197cute and wholesome
>>58598935are you and your sister... you know...
>>58619440I love the way this artist draws Umbreon. It's always very cute.
sweet thread
>>58644971Same
stop bumping this thread !! >:(
>>58647651No, I like these Pokémon.
>>58643308Im not gonna lie I was really hoping someone would post semi erotic fanfiction of OP and his sister dressing up like umbreon and jolteon and making out.
>>58621118>>58619440>>58615303>>58612101Both males btw
>>58647651stop it!!!!
>>58651144I SAID STOP BUMPINGGGGG
>>58611484Just see the vid on her Fanbox via based Kemono,party - I dunno how to upload an .mkv file here. >>58612065Why are you gazing at cunts instead of just fucking them?>>58619447It most certainly is a joke when it comes to Jolteon ever getting to score with anybody that isn't an utter painslut. . .
>>58646194Someone get him a beverage!! :(
>>58651949I see Flareon with Jolteon a lot, is Flareon a painslut?
>>58649951so sweet
stupid jolteon punctured a bunch of spikes into my front hip area while i was playing with her
