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>>58605173
I want to be a Hypno and rape little girls

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I want to be a Gulpin and vore little girls

>>58605173
I want to be a Mawile and be a little boy

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I want to be a Blastoise and protect little girls.

>>58605219
Based Blastoise

>>58605210
based!

>>58605173
But I was when I played PMD. Do you not have a common going into games machine?

>>58605173
anon! anon anon! anonon anon anon *starts eating out of a dog bowl despite being human shaped*

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>>58605173
God I wish

But what Pokemon will you be?
https://zufallspokemon.de/en/

>>58608080
>Pinchurchin
I have literally zero knowledge of this Pokemon, but sea urchins are cool.
I wanted to be something fluffy and huggable though...

>>58608080
I got Hakamo-o. It's something past my time, and looks kinda gay but I'm sure there's way worse things I could have been.

>>58608080
I'm a Spidops
Im okay with that

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>>58608080
holy fuck...

>>58605173
I want to be a Zoroark and have a litter of son and daughter Zoruas with my Zoroark wife.

>>58608088
You are covered in scales that are great at heat conductivity and make for very good cookware material, but are also very loud.
Have fun with that.

>>58608080
I rolled a few times, I got fucking corphish, then gorebyss
fuck this

>>58608080
>Pidgeotto
Sure, why not. I do love birds.

>>58608144
Cool I'm covered in spoons. That doesn't help :(

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>>58608080
no
fuck off

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>>58608080
I bet my little pussy is tight and pink and its squirts

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>>58608136

>>58608299
you're male

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As anon awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect

>>58608447
The best gets outdated all the time anon. Nothing lasts forever.

>>58608080
>Slowking
I could use some pants

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>>58608080
>Rayquaza
Fly in the ozone layer and protect the planet I guess
Also beat the shit out of any deoxys fucking shits that dare come close

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>>58608080
>Porygon-Z
Guess I'll be a schizo!

>>58608080
Do you start at fully evolved? If we assume you are a Pokémon that just pops out an egg, then you would most likely be a level 1 Caterpie if you got Beedrill.

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>>58608080
As a mecha fan, I accept my destiny. Big O, showtime!

>>58605173
A fate literally worse than death.

>>58608136
>>58608299
>>58608480
>>58609056
>>58608886
>>58608864
y'all are still being forced to eat from a floor dog bowl preserved for animals btw.

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>>58609138
>inb4 all kinds of copes

>>58608136
>What up gangster

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>>58605173
I have to actually OP, because that's the only way I could ever have sex with a human female.

>>58605219
>Being a little girl's pokemon

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>>58608080
HOLY SHIT

>>58605173
No

>>58605173
I actually never wanted to be a pokemon

>>58608447
still Uber

>>58610642
driver?

>>58608080
>first try lickilicky
>second try crabominable
gonna stay a human thank you very much

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>licks u

>>58610902
>not wanting a tongue that's 10x as long as you are tall
Double it and give it to the next person, then. I'll take it. >:P

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>>58612734
Haunter has a long tongue too

>>58608163
You're covered in bullet proof pans! Big difference, I promise.