>Young man lives alone with his pet GardevoirIs this really what trainers wantalso, post Gardevoir
My Shiny Gardevoir is my wife
>>58618004.
kind of weird she is treated like a dog
>>58618004>Pet>Not wife>>58618170I hate it.
>>58618170Pokemon are animals no matter how smart they are.
>>58618184Pet Wife
I hate to say this, but I'm starting to like Gardevoir less now that they're embracing the gooners...
>>58618187>she behaves like a human and looks like a human and thinks like a human has a human voice and wears human accessories but she's still an animal because... BECAUSE SHE JUST IS, OKAY
>>58618218So you are a faggot. Got it but nobody asked
>>58618004>Is this really what trainers wantI would like to live with any pokemon to be honest
gardevoir teleporting all around the place was pretty cute 10/10
>>58618218They put Gardevoir in the Human-like egg group in Gen 8. You should have known this was coming.
>>58618514It traces abilities not techniques. It would have made sense with an Smeargle.
>>58618184>>58618234treating girls like pets is hot
>>58618218being promoted so shillmon has its price
Sorry to inform you but pokemon have been pets forever, your headcanons were never real, you can bitch and moan all you want it will never change reality.The special connection with your parrot doesn't mean you should pipe it, same with every other animal.Gardevoir lives, sleeps, eats, and poops in the woods like an animal, they don't form complex societies, or build houses.
>>58618187Different animals are treated differently based on intelligence thoever
>>58618218Gradevoir was always a shillmon
kirlia >>> gardenvoir
>>58618610based pedochad>b-but I'm a hebeph-based pedochad
>>58618526TM's are DVD's and Goku is teaching her Teleport
>>58618562My first shiny was a female Ralts in Ruby. Legit ruined my brain forever.
>>58618549But you're bitching and moaning anon.
>>58618549Let's look at the other side of the coin, a very needy Gardevoir hides away her pokeball, uses her psychic strength to pin me down against my own command and she indulges herself by Giga Draining my dick dry, am i the zoophile?
>>58618897>let's look at the otherside of the coin [Schizophrenic fanfic babble]Done.
>>58618021>Good dadWife.... sure....
I just want a game where you can hold hands with gardevoir
>>58618549>They don't form complex societies, or build houses.Then what the fuck is the Ditto from Pokopia doing?>Inb4 that's a DittoA Ditto that is convincing Pokémon to create a "human" community with roles and tasks.Pokémon were animals at first, then something similar to Yokais. Now they are a secondary species.
>>58618935I feel I could point you to a game where you could do that, but many here would shot me down on the spot.
>>58618943>spinoff
>>58618610some poor nigga been calling gardevoir gardenvoir for 20 years
dogs are gross, but sexy human pokemon aren't dogsi'd actually encourage my gardevoir/gothitelle to relieve herself on the floor whenever she gets the urge. only number 2 of course, the other goes in the toilet (or my mouth, for a refreshing drink of psychic goddess essence)Watching my demure psychic queen hike her dress up in a hurry, squat, and then push out a massive, steaming log with a strained look on her face is the hottest thing everand then picking up the chocolate logs and putting them in doggy bags while gardevoir/gothitelle have a mortified expression lol. After a while, the entire bedroom will have the lovely aroma of my beloved psychic wives.After doing that for a while, my bond with them with be stronger than ever before, as they eventually realize i love every aspect of them, even the aspects they think are embarassing (but actually get me, their master. rock hard)
gardenvoir sounds cuter desu
Gardevoir was in the new trailer for that pokemon minecraft ripoff
>>58619065just drink her piss and eat her shit, cant taste that bad if you fed her right
>>58618170Her pet bed was very cute
>>58618934Yes
>>58618170should have been a collar mega stone
>>58619153>eat her shitI actually have a list of mons I'd catch immediately if I was in the Pokemon universe. Gardevoir, Gothitelle, Medicham, Phermosa, and Ditto to transform into any human women I want. These are all getting caught immediately. I don't really care for Lopunny, I don't fuck animals. You gotta be human enough lol.Tsareena is sometimes included. She has a mid design, but I sometimes include her because you can playfully subdue her by touching her crown, and since she is a mangosteen her "waste" probably smells and tastes like delicious fruit.Basically, I'm only eating "that" if it comes from a Tsareena, a different female fruit mon, or one of the many food-based Fairy mons like Alcremie/Slurpuff
>>58618526You must be fun at parties.
The “dog bed” is funny at first, but Gardevoir canonically sleeps sitting up like this, so it makes more sense for her to use something like that than a human bed. She even sleeps like this in Z-A, where most Pokemon curl up like a dog.
>>58618004>Is this really what trainers wantNo.Pokemon demands you select a harem, not just one.
>>58619322holy basedwouldnt zoroark work better for human doppelganging? or is fox pussy too extreme for you?
>>58619322My lonely on the road team is Audino, Zoura, Zoroark, Gardevoir, Sylveon, and Ditto.
>>58619847>>58619879It's funny you guys mention Zoroark. Zoroark was my "transform into human woman" Pokemon WAY back before I realized Ditto is better. I watched Best Wishes, so yeah I quite enjoyed Zorua changing into Langley and Bianca. But that appears to be an illusion that is dispersed upon physical contact, not an actual physical transformation like Ditto. I might be wrong, but I think that's how it works. Anyway, Ditto also has the benefit of being a slime creature for added fun, so yeah it's just superior Also, I'd fuck the shit out of Zoroark yeah, her being a mom does it for me the same way as Lusamine lol. Honestly disregard what I said earlier, I'd fuck Lopunny - she is definitely humanoid enough. I prefer Mega Lop tho, normal one really doesn't do anything for me at all. But yeah, I don't wanna fuck Mightyena or anything that is just an animalOH and Sneasler....I forgot. I actually fell in love when I saw the Sneasler in PLA lmao, she is basically just a human woman with fur - a monster girl
>>58619980Ditto isn’t better,Zoroark/zoura can change into any human at all and keeps that form until you mess with their tail.Ditto is mostly restricted to what is already in front of it while Zoura/Zoroark gives you any human you can imagine who may also speak the language.And for me it’s Zoura mom and Zoroark daughter oyakodon because my headcanon is kino like that.
>>58620033You can show ditto anything, it will transform into whatever it sees. This obviously includes pictures, photos, drawings. This was already shown in the anime multiple times, but you can watch the Pokopia trailer to see Ditto transforming into its Trainer, and then later the various Ride Pokemon. Ditto can transform into anything at will, it just needs a visual. It can freely recombine its cells to become any physical entity.You can take a creepshot of the cute barista at starbucks, or an attractive woman you see while grocery shopping. Ditto can "become" her later when you are at home :)you confirmed what i thought, zorua illusions will vanish the moment you touch themthis is a dealbreaker, can't do sexy time
>>58620141>this is a dealbreaker, can't do sexy timeYou just can’t do doggy or tail pull.Ditto will turn into the canvas itself, because it’s a dummy. Can’t sexy time ditto unless you already physically have what it’s actually is trying to copy. Creates selfcest and +1 “twin” opportunities but doesn’t pack the potential zoura/zoroark does, especially if they can just illusion over and over again.
>>58620221bro i think the illusion is actually a visual illusion lol. It's a trick. Zorua doesn't physically morph into the thing. It just confounds the senses of anyone who sees it. You'd be fucking a fox - that's why i prefer dittoalso no ditto doesn't need the target to be nearby to morph into it. Again the ditto in pokopia copied it's trainers appearance from an image on a smartphone. It then stays in that form as long as it wants (or i want). If I want it to copy a human woman, she could be 1000 miles away, it doesn't matter, ditto can morph into her after seeing her once, and retain the form all night long
>>58619790Good Post!
>>58619790>>58621081They still could have gotten her a regular bed or a mat or something like that instead of something that looks exactly like a dog bed. It's clearly a way of communicating "this creature is an animal, like your pet dog", and it's probably a result of executive meddling and/or corporate mandates.
Gardevoir could speak telepathically in one episode of the anime, why did they never do that again
>>58619790Gardevoir also sleeps on her side and standing up. She looks beautiful no matter how she sleeps
>>58621812Has Lucario done it more than once?
>>58618187Humans are animals no matter what.
>>58619065>>58619322Appreciated.
people really exaggerate the whole thing about the short treating gardevoir like a dog
>>58618170White women can but male trainers can't?
>>58619790NTR coded pic
>>58623363Maybe she's just a wild gardvoir and that snorlax is her faithful husband
>>58623389That's wholesome
>>58618218>goonersstop using twitter lingothe only thing that changed is they lean more on gardevoir being cute to sell merch
>>58623342It's just retards who haven't actually touched the games in years and don't realize that Gardevoir canonically sleeps like that. They're upset because they're lonely, retarded virgins who fantasize about spooning Gardevoir in bed but the short highlighted a fact that they didn't even know about so they're foaming at the mouth and shitting themselves in anger.
>>58618549gardevoir is a pet, but she eats at the table
>>58623858Pokemon belong to black men.
>>58623342It portrays her as an undeniably sapient being, making the dog bed pet imagery look even more jarring.>>58623858They could have given her a yoga mat or a pillow or something. The dog bed is pet imagery.
>>58618004Gardevoir is built for Big Gengar Cock
>>58625474gardevoir is for muk only
What the fuck is going on?
>>58626293We are discussing whether gardevoir is a sapient being or a pet dog
>>58626939Yeah but why is everyone freaking out over a Gardevoir?
>>58627050>poketoon released about gardevoir>gardevoir ex won worlds>mega gardevoir ex was one of the chase cards of the latest set>legends za released with a free mega gardevoir>life size gardevoir plush released this year
where are all the images
>>58627110She's eating as good as Charizard right now
gardevoir is already incredibly popular, they should shill kirlia instead
>>58618170How? Because she slept on a mat?That's not being treated like a dog. It's something Gardevoir chose to sleep on.
>>58621157No, you're just a schizo. It's something to cushion her knees. That's all it is.
I brought Garde to my Regional TCG tourney and made it to top16
>>58618187Nah, she canonically is an energy monster. You on the other hand definetely are an animal, mammalian chordata in order of primates and family of hominides to be precise.
>>58629624the best emotional support, though i'd be too worried about someone stealing the plush to be able to play
Garde...
>>58618170I verily much would post an alolan 9tails pic, but i'm on another device
>>58618218>now
>>58620451Movie zoroark trapped the legendary dogs in her illusion on the fountain scene, so i have to assume it must feel pretty real.
Honestly if we're going realistically only rich people would own a Gardevoir (line), ordinary people might never own one at all
>>58630301they're free in the wild man
>>58630523And the "wild" population would be so restricted or near-nonexistent you'll never lay eyes on one, you'd think the league or whatever power would let a highly desired species be widespread? Honestly I don't think so, they'd probably be an exotic Pokémon or something
>>58630589You think all those shiny+perfect iv breeders keep their ralts in their boxes?Do you need a recap on lapras's situation?
>>58630301Don't worry. I'm BLACK and will simply steal any Ralts I see.
>>58630589Gardevoirs are powerful and intelligent beings who want to meet humans. How would the league stop them?
>>58631373Place restrictions on owning/catching them
>>58631386I don't think gardevoirs would abide by that.
>>58631447As opposed to, say, them being under ownership of a shitty, abusive or generally unfit trainer?
>>58631453When did that happen?
>>58631488I'm just saying in general, not every person might have the mental stability or being decent, especially when owning Psychic types. If I had to guess realistically they'd be gatekept and you'd have to "apply" for a sort of permit or license or something to own them publiclyAnd not to mention that some might not want to be owned, just staying in their species community or something
>>58618218>nowYou are just a fag.
>>58631510That's you with your shitty fanfic man.
>>58618471Based Nintendo
>>58618218>suddenly
gardevoir is overrated, post kirlia
>>58623363Indian coded reply
>>58618004>ralts thread has more replies than this/vp/ is really the pedo board lol
>>58633349Almost as if gard threads are constant
>>58618526It knows Teleport you mongoloid.
>>58631510The Raltz line is prime target for stockholme tho
>>58633349Kirlia is the pokewife I really want.
>>58630589I come back a day later and it's a schizothey're free in the wild man. chuck a pokeball at it bro. it's not that hard.
>>58634768One does not just post moonrunes expecting others to understand
>>58635538>ji-- (staring)>what's wrong?>do you want to interlock arms too?>what's wrong?/It's too embarrassing!
>>58635724Oh! Thanks, Gardevoir.
>>58630023I put her with the judges
>>58629624Since she always has her bottom and legs bent in a sitting position if I understand it correctly, how do you carry her around without looking like a suspicious? I feel like carrying something that is locked into that position is begging to look like I am carrying a sex doll that I repeatedly abuse in doggystyle/missionary.
>>58630589they're shy, mind-readers and can teleport even as ralts, they'll be fine without protection
>>58634768>>58635835Ok that's cute
>>58618004The cutest anime gardevoir.
>>58619001Gardenvoir should be a Gardevoir regional variant
>>58637155Only if Gardevore also gets to be a variant
>>58637142>Gardevoir when her trainer is horny.
Can a plushie get pregnant? asking for a friend
>>58629624Has anyone asked if you fuck it?
>>58637142I know the poketoons are supposed to be one off shorts, but I hope we get to see her again in spite of that.
>>58637142What anime?
So are the Gardevoir in the tv show really off-model? I'm not someone who is used to looking at them from the front.
i love my wife...
Gardevoir should get a second mega evolution
>>58638687The most recent Pokétoon>https://youtu.be/1JtuxmEiYl4?feature=shared
>>58618526Have sex with me
>>58641234
>>58641971
just once, i want a malevoir in pokemediaive plenty of titvoir, wheres the cockvoir
>>58640976Thank you.
>>58643077The only malevoir reference you'll have will be Wally's original Gardevoir in Gen 3, and you'll like it.
>>58643077the gardevoir from that doctor in swsh was male and appeared in a card
>>58642444
>>58638364yesnot yet
Gardevoirs shouldn't sleep in dog beds. They should sleep in people beds with their trainers.
>>58646483The only acceptable bed for gardevoirs in in top of their trainer's cock
>>58646483why doesn't gardevoir just sleep in its pokeball like a normal pokemon
>>58618170
>>58647667Damn. Dawn is kinda a bitch.
>>58647120You can't hug_ Gardevoir when she's in a pokeball.
>>58646525That's not a bed though. That's a hitching post.
>>58641234>>58641971Women look at me like this
>>58647667Why is she talking to her husband like that
>>58649366Husband? She's a human woman anon, she wants to keep her options open until she's 40
>>58649678ligma ralts
>>58625430Pikachu is portrayed as just as sapient, but it doesn't seem weird to put Pikachu in a pet bed because it's shaped like a pet. It's based entirely on how humanoid the Pokemon looks, like how it feels weird for Mr. Mime to eat on the floor with the rest of the animals.
>>58651965It's weird when pikachu does it too.
>>58618549Gardevoir acts nothing like an animal and she’s clearly humanoid for a reason
Can we acknowledge it's at least weird when it comes to psychic types who are arguably on par or smarter than most humans
>>58653375It would be better if the psychic types owned humans and used them to fight in arenas.
