Nothing stopping you from getting weapons but the Pokèmon wouldn’t sit by and let you do it so easily
>>58629240I would just poison Wobbuffet and watch as it slowly dies
>>58629240It is not really a fight, the first one to make a move loses instantly.
>>58629240Shit...
Probably fine, I don't think she'd realize the level of mindfuckery she could do if she threw the rules out the window
>>58629240I will win, no sweat
i dont think there's a realistic possibility i live more than 15 seconds
>>58629240>How fucked are you?Heh...The answer is to the maximum possible extent.
I accept defeat. nothing i can do against no guard.
W-why would I fight my best friend?! She's so charming and beautiful and persuasive!
>>58629240Literally Earthquakes my ass with ease
>>58629240Buddy I took out God with nothing but bags of sparkle dust. I got this.
I think I could take a Dreepy but not a Basculegion
>>58629240Slowbro, I just have to walk away.I could even take my time.Same goes for pyukumuku and Pincurchin maybe Lilligant or Bidoof? I only get into trouble If Steelix, Mudsdale, Leafeon, Sneasler, the Ursaring line or Hatterene are involved but those are bordering my top 10.I think I like blob pokemon or silly shit too much.
>>58629240I could outrun it and suit up, distance is key. I could get a molotov but then I wouldn't be able to use it because I could never hurt my bro who proceeds to solarbeam me out of existence.
Why would I want to hurt an Aurorus?
>>58629784>*kills you*>*revives you after out of respect for your bravery*
>>58629240I hope it gets scared shitless and runs away if I pretend to cause an earthquake. Otherwise, I'm screwed.
yeah I don't think it'd be possible for a human to fight this thing
>>58629240>almost 4 feet tall and that's just from foot to head spike, not accounting for its width or length>120 defense and steel type>This Pokémon's steel spikes are sheathed in ice. Stabs from these spikes cause deep wounds and severe frostbite as well.Yeah winning this entirely depends on whether I can find something to light a fire with or notAlso all my other favorites are large monsters/predatory animals so I'll just write all those off
>>58629240I wonder if touching her crown to calm her down would actually work. Otherwise she would effortlessly dominate me.
>>58629240>WeavileGuess I’ll die
>>58629240I feel like most Pokemon would easily destroy a human. Don’t forget most of them have ranged attacks in their learnsets too, so that’s a huge advantage for them. If you don’t have a gun or you don’t have anything to throw at them, they can take you out before you even get close, or hit you in the back if you try to run away.
Lopunny might be a fair matchup since we’re both kickboxers but Zoroark beats me
I’d probably lose unless I was able to grapple Houndoom, once it’s in a position where it can’t just immolate me I reckon I could beat it.
I am dead as shit.
Jobs to a fishing rod, knife, rice, and eel sauce.
>>58629240There's nothing I can do, he's too strong
I could 1v1 him in a video game that only I have experience in.
>>58635172You feel the presence of many.
>>58635332>sushi for weeks
>>58629240easy.
Pair of earplugs, I should be alright.'Course that implies it's a fight and not just a very physical mating dance.
I'm a lazy fatass, he'd easily supplex the life out of me
>>58635359Go deadweight, you'll give it a hernia if it tries it seriously, the amount of people who don't seem to realise pro wrestling's a performance between two people is staggering. Even the most impressive-looking, struggle of a suplex was performed with the willing participation of both "competitors". Art of wrestling is to make it LOOK like yis are kicking the living shit out of each other without actually hurting either one of yis.
>>58635374Where did you learn English?
>>58635400England, which is why after 40 years speaking it I'm qualified to adapt it to my needs. I'd suggest until you personally learn to stop dropping letters in words such as "Colour" and "Flavour" to shut the fuck up and get back in your box.
>>58635451Take your head, your whole head mind; no half-hearted attempts please, and shove it up your fucking arse, you retarded little monkey.
>clear visual evidence I'm not the skin type she insists I am with teenage edgy slurs>continues to screech and throw shit like an overstimulated capuchinSeems my summation was spot-on.
>>58635421>>58635478Whoa fragile. I speak PROPER English, by the way. I use words such as "color" and "flavor". I don't put a shitload of extra letters in the word "maneuver". I am also not malding or middle aged. My favorite mon is better than yours as well.
>>58635602Yeah, proper, if you never saw the inside of the schoolroom. My favourite's the same as yours though, so dunno why you're trying to dick-swing. You can't even spell.
>>58635895>>58635517>>58635478hi boomerfag
>>58635900Told ya bitch, if you're gonna let me live in your head rent-free, clean the fucking bathroom. It's worse than an indian street in there.
>>58635421>immediately assumes the other person is a foreigner Leaky bastard.>>58635602Please don't waste your time responding to schizos.
