Pokémon Unite is a 5v5 MOBA where your objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.>Informationhttps://unite-db.com/https://uniteapi.dev/>Test Server (Needs VPN)https://publictest-pu.com/index.html>Upcoming- Vaporeon (November 20th)>Current- Mega Charizard X has been released for coins- Dhelmise has been released for gems- https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml- Patch notes: https://unite-db.com/patch-notesPrevious: >>58583590
>>58633029>Upcoming- Total Aeos Coins destruction
>>58633029That Dhelmise is deceased
>>58633064No, it's just lamenting the current state of affairs
Is Mega Charizard X balanced yet? Every one I've seen so far is retarded and losing.
LAWL
>Buddy Barrier, Wise Glasses, Score Shield jungle VenusaurWake me up.
>>58633664>goes Sludge Bomb + Petal Dance>buzzes off to top while we fight the enemy team at Groudon>joins the teamfight when we are dead and dies>has the gall to spam "thanks" afterwards>has less kill+assists than me (Alcremie)Mouth-breather.
fat bitch
>>58614879>>58628618FINALLY done with Alcremie. That grind was boring. I finished with 20 wins and 13 losses. A good score but I'm still putting Alcremie in just okay tier. It's just a worse Blissey due to its heal being a skillshot turning into a miniscule pick-up if you miss. Still, It's very valuable in matches (especially its insane ultimate).Since Timi doesn't seem to care about buffing any of the two Mewtwo, I'm going to play them next. First X.
>>58633664>>58633706This is why I buy Retard Insurance by going jungle more times than not
How do you jungle anyhow? Get red and blue buff, go either top or bottom depending on which lane struggles the most, hopefully beat up the other laners, score, get the Swablus, then go back to spawn and rince and repeat?
>>58633902Depending on which lane needs more help or gives you a more advantageous sway (you will not always choose right so don't worry about it) but yeah once the birds spawn you can either stay a bit longer for stacks/kills/defense, but don't forget to go for another Jungle rotation because dipshits will start taking your stuff.My usual consensus is Top & then Bot, though factors like a Magikarp on either side takes priority either for helping/bullying. Then after the first Regi spawns you HAVE to go to either one, don't care what's happening, you got jungle-invaded or not everyone is there? FUCKING PICK ONE AND GO.Retards have prioritized Regieleki for years but now that it can spawn on either side they won't commit regardless which sucks but it's better to attempt stealing it rather than just flat out ignoring a GAME WINNING OBJECTIVE.After that point jungle buffs are more or less fair game & while you can get them as need be, it's not a big deal if your teammates go for them.I understand Jungling is definitely not for everyone, but holy shit I can't stand going Defender only to have some useless knuckle-dragging braindead FAGGOT avoiding every kind of interaction, accomplishing NOTHING.TLDR; Go to the fucking objective(s), timers exist for a reason & they will not wait for you
You know what this game fucking needs? Tips when you die. I hadn't played the game in a while, had a duel against a Lapras as a Venusaur and the thing absolutely raped me despite being my level, like it just shat out damage. Would be very useful if after I die I could at LEAST have a clue about what killed me. There are like 50 Pokémon in this game now, asking new players to learn about all of them on their own is not viable. If I die and there was a Wigglytuff involved the game could go>Attacking a Wigglytuff at close range may trigger their Cute Charm ability, infatuating your Pokémon. Infatuated Pokémon approach Wigglytuff against their will.Just like that you learnt something important while waiting to respawn instead of just sitting on your ass
>>58633795Mega Mewtwo X is so weird. It doesn't feel like a frontliner because it melts within seconds, however when it wants to bully someone, it bullies HARD.I'm running Attack Weight, Weakness Policy and Potion on it. Teleport and Future Sight seems like a way to go. Recover looks good in theory thanks to shield but what good is it when you die in seconds anyway? Teleport lets me save my hide or get a jump on someone.I welcome any tips because I feel like I only partially know what I'm doing.>>58633430Still deals obscene damage when it ults you but you have a chance to survive. Seems like it's still a tiny bit overpowered but noobs can't just press a button to win now.>>58633902Picking a lane to gank after first clear is not as simple as choosing the losing one. Sometimes helping the winning one instead is more beneficial. This way you start a snowball effect, stacking Pokemon get more powerful, goal gets broken quicker and your whole team can move towards the other lane later. It's a lottery because you don't know which players are better.When ganking measure how far you can dive. Sometimes you can nonchalantly walk into their goal and wipe them out 3v2 (Pokemon like Charcadet, Ralts and Tinkatink can't do crap against sheer offense). You can then clear every mob around safely so the opponents lose experience. You lose some time on this but this lane gains massive advantage. In some cases enemies run up to you to eat a knuckle sandwich AGAIN, throwing their early completely at this point.Sometimes you need to just pull back, secure Altaria and go back to the jungle for second rotation (going back to spawn takes too much time, go by foot and maybe clear Natu in the center). In this case your goal is to clear jungle before Regidrago spawns.Anything after second rotation is pretty standard. Show up to objectives, clear jungle (which becomes a shared good and not your personal turf), kill squishes.
>>58634029>>58634506Is Regidraco an important objective?
I don’t even play the game normally anymore I threw score shield on greedent flailsnorlax and crustle and I just wander the map farming fighting scoring most games I’ve scored so much that groudon is completely trivial I’m 48 of 59 since starting this
>>58633795Alcremie has a lot of benefits over Blissey, I wouldn't say either one is better. Not only is DazzleDecorate its own beast of a set but egg Blissey is more of a dedicated pocket healer for a carry than a team-wide healer and is usually going to have to commit hard to its healing whereas Alcremie's healing is more flexible, has more reflexive stage control, can be pre-placed to secure easier fights when already in the lead and has more teamfight potential since Blissey shouldn't be boxing or wasting its charges on unnecessary egg bombs. The real difference between whether or not you pick them (for healing specifically) is that Alcremie thrives a lot more when it can sit in the backline safely but can easily be dove whereas Blissey's bulk and ability to heal itself and a target at the same time enables you to take attention and get peels. It all depends on how your team can protect you.
>>58634854worded that badly, meant to say Alcremie thrives when it's safe in the backline because it can be dived on easilya team that can contest multiple angles gains so much more from Alcremie than Blissey
I don't care whether Alcremie or Blissey is better, double dazzling someone with decorate makes pp hard
>>58634601Kinda? It definitely used to beThey nerfed the teamwide EXP a while back & scoring fast is pretty nice especially if you're stacking, but 7/10 it's either gonna be ignored or it's just on an opportune time for scoring & you get swarmed.More of a convenience/better they don't get it thing so it's not mandatory.
>>58634920It's just not an opportune time**
>>58634601I consider it of similar importance as Regice, Registeel and Regirock. Gives you some benefits but losing it doesn't hurt too much.>>58634867>it can be dived on easilyIt actually can survive a lot of dives if it heals itself with Recover and apply CC while running away. It's just harder due to obnoxious auto-aim in this game. I would prefer if Recover's default target would always be Alcremie and not ally.>DazzleDecorate its own beast of a setIt's underwhelming in my opinion. Not picking Recover makes Alcremie into what you describe Blissey as - a pocket for carry. Blissey with eggs can easily heal multiple targets albeit not all at once.
>>58634983Decorate Alcremie is a playmaker not a pocket, you should never be singling out one teammate with it. The whole point of it is to cycle its mechanics to squeeze the most metre you can out of everyone and max out damage/shields across your team, and it stands out as by far the best anti-dive Support in the game (except against Wild Charge) by preventing break points and melting aggressive squishies. Its weakness is backline heavy teams that avoid stacks and can safely damage it.
tired of these teammates with 0 0 9 plays EOS when
Got my sticker. 147W-109L (57.42% WR). I got 1 (one) draft game in my last 40 games lol.
>>58635582Grats big dawg
>>58635582your boyfriend will be very impressed
>>58633795>A good score but I'm still putting Alcremie in just okay tier. It's just a worse BlisseyAlcremie has role compression which is invaluable for me. Her recover gives HP and unstoppable for Blissey she has to give up healing or unstoppable. Her saving grace is that safeguard legitimately one of the most broken things in this game. Alcremie's recover for me is strictly better than Soft boiled because you can burst heal someone with it, Soft boiled is mostly meant for party wide healing because 1/4th of the heal is through healing over time which when cast one the same teammate doesn't stack the healing it only refreshes the timer.
>>58635582>sabeleye well at least you had fun
>40.8 WR over 6k ranked games jungler>we still won somehow Jesus saved me, I guess.
my maiden's moisturousness...
>team wants to go triple/quadruple attacker>fuck it, instalock fire spin delphox>enemy constantly gets stunned and chunked for 75% of their health before they even get near us>they surrender right before groudonI swear, it just works.
https://tiermaker.com/create/every-pokemon-2023-1394582post 'em
>>58635582>jungle invading cockcroachlike you have anything to be proud of
>>58636685The notion that full attacker team can't work is wrong in my opinion. Supporters just can't keep up with healing and defenders just pop in a few seconds.
Is Mew literally impossible to play well on mobile? I keep getting shit damage because I can't swap moves fast enough during team fights
>>58637133Uh oh, did someone have his red buff stolen?
>>58637352I can't even think fast enough to swap moves during team fights on Switch.
>>58637376Isn't that what you're supposed though? Use the current moves you have, use your charged auto and then swap moves to skip your cd? Mew damage feels pretty weak otherwise
>>58637133Knowing that I'm making people seethe is all the motivation I need to keep playing Sableye
>Talonflame which doesn't reach 5k damage and dunks all game>Dodrio which doesn't reach 5k damage and dunks all game>Sableye in generalInsane. They won too because there is no way people will just stay on main goal 24/7.
>>58637436my bad actually, you belong there in the top 10,000right next to the the paypigging tryhards and the healsluts sucking their cock ring>all the cancer plaguing this game, concentrated in one place. i honestly don't feel bad about the game dying
Why do people still bitch about Sableye? It has a terrible kill confirm, horrid damage output in general and dies to anything. Actually being useful as a Sableye is pretty fucking hard, much harder than any other support, and it's very easy to just burst one down before it can go invisible again
>>58637536>fuck up the enemy jungler and the poor sod skipping lane phase to help>snowball and backcap for easy winteamfighting isn't even mandatory now with the groundon metayou got the sableye buffs you were always asking for, now stop whining
>>58637601Most junglers can 1v1 Sableye early on, just don't turn your brain off if you see it on the other team, simple as. Only backcapping while letting your team get 4v5d on objectives is also certainly not gonna win you the game
What rank do I have to reach before I actually need to turn my brain on
>>58637601I had a Sableye invade my jungler and completely fuck them up. They were Fennekin and didn't even become Braixen (level 4) until 3 minutes into the game. We still won because I decided to peel for the jungler and get a free confirm on that Sableye every team fight for a free 5v4.You're the one whining, stop being a bitch and learn how to play.
>>58637536>Actually being useful as a Sableye is pretty fucking hardLol. XD even.
>>58637536unite players are shit at the game, put themselves in terrible positioning or overextends, get got by the funny gremlin and go "um thats so unfun and broken" instead of admitting they fucked up
>>58637446Cloudflare works again so I can post this amazing result.
>>58637536People bitch about Sableye for two reasons and that's if it's on your team or if you exclusively play jungler and have to deal with an invading Sableye.
DON'T MESS WITH THE AMAZING SABLEYE
>>58636757>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abusehttps://files.catbox.moe/abgyd5.png
Weird shit, worked the second time.
>6 fucking scam machinesI did some maths and it takes like 2800 gems to get the BP skin lmao. No way people actually spend money on this shit, right?
>>58637352Yeah The chinks are very anti mobile users for some reason.
Eeve event feels like tortureWtfWhy is the CPU mode even hardWho the fuck enjoys this?
my insatiable UJST...
>dhelmise just came out>vaporeon right around the cornerIf the game wasn't actively shooting itself in the head in a few weeks I'd be very excited about the back-to-back releases.
>>58636757>>58638667No one wants Mawile, Lopunny, Medicham, Hatterene?
so uuuhh, EoS soon?
>>58639750no
Just got back into this game and I need to spend my 16k coins before it expires. I'm thinking of getting a defender since that seems to be the role no one wants to play and I only have the old ones (Mamoswine, Snorlax, etc.). I've played Trev, Lapras, and umbreon and only tried Ho-oh in practice mode. Is Umbreon pretty much the best choice? Lapras seems fun because of the ult but I've only played her in casual
>>58640130Umbreon is the most boring imo but it's a good monTrev and Ho-Oh, while are fun, have had their damage cut pretty significantly so I'd go with Lapras
creamy kissable calves...
>>58640130Go with the most expensive one.
>just lost a game because of a greninja going afk>game give option to quit early>dickhead teammates say no>get dominated the whole game>team still refused to surrender>get to Groundon>lose it>hit surrender with clearly buttons>still refuse to surrenderWhy do I always get the most retard teammates ever? You are not a pro god gamer.
I'm feeling so burnt out, if I see a force lose game I just instantly close the game.>Fighting over jungleQuit>No supports or defendersQuit>DuoQ with dumb picksQuitWhat's funny is that I only get -2
>>58640710Real 53%WR energy.
>lose onceThat's enough Unite for today.
I want to make it clear since i know decidueye players are lurking everywhere.Kill yourselvers. There is no other way to put it. Since you dont care about anything, you are dredge to society and like a parasite you should be removed.
wednesday wetness...
>lose oncethat's enough Unite for the year.
>>58642660This but Comfey players.
>>58642660>>58643423This but Mr meme players I’ve never ever seen these faggots do anything other than off lane and engage in 1v3s all game long
>>58640685Bad games are chances to learn.
Feel like this is the most dead I’ve seen the game literally no one is playing
effortlessly beautiful...
Patch the Eevee event you chink scamming assholesEven with CPU mode we can see how much its so on Hard modeThese bots are to organized It too obvious
>full jap enemy secures and delets our bottom goal within 2mins of the game>surrender board instantly pops up>laugh >press okay>everyone else feels the same and we surrender.This game is so hopelessMatch making is just chink quality shit
just the right amount of shapely smoothness...
Vaporeon when, how much mones will it cost
>>58645157It's out now...via event...An event that lasts 25 days...When Aeos coins get BALEETED in two weeks...It's over....
Brety gud.
Dead game, I get put in another region too much, shit is unplayable
>is a solid tank>is a solid healer>is a solid damage dealergreat
I don't get why Aegislash is considered to be good, it just doesn't deal enough damage to burst down much of anything unless it's overleveled. Also very susceptible to getting focused down and deleted while it's in sword mode
Vaporeon is OP beyond belief. P2W kusoge. Day of the EoS soon.
>>58646068yes to all threeanyway see you tomorrow
>>58645989>it just doesn't deal enough damage to burst down much of anything unless it's overleveledBoosted sword autos fucking hurt and come out very fast. 8.5% Max HP per hit on top of the actual damage, and you can stack up to 4.
>>58646077But you have the healthbar of a wet sheet of paper. Even if you use all your autos and moves, then what? You chunked off 3/4th of the other Pokémon's hp but you're out of steam now and probably in the middle of the enemy team. Doesn't help that it has one of the worst unites in the game
>>58646135Don't tell me you're playing Iron Head instead of Wide Guard.
>>58646158Maybe...
Vaporeon barely even looks like an eevee to me anymore compared to the new ones and designs
>doesn't matter which lane i'm in or what mon i'm playing>the enemy jungler always, without fail, comes to my laneFuck off.>>58647037That's cuz it's part of the original trio that had collars of some sort to match Eevee itself.The Gen 2 Eevees and beyond have bare necks except for Sylveon.Plus they have the same general build, while the original trio's bodies look a bit more different from one another.
I genuinely hate playing Speedsters.
>>58633029No one, not ElChicoEevee knows, but Vaporeon got changed into a girl on release
they made it so the dice event reroll uses tickets now
>>58647573I wonder that is going to be the stand-in until they move everyone to the new currency or that it's going to be like for now on?This just makes getting Trainer Clothes/Upgrading Held Items/anything else that uses Purple Tickets harder
thursday throbbing...
>>58647309Since the Eevee gender ratio is now even>Females>Vaporeon>Glaceon>Espeon>Males>Umbreon>Sylveon>LeafoenI wonder between Flareon and Jolteon, who will be Female and who will be Male?
>>58647645NOTFUCKINGCANONEEVEE IS 87.75% MALEAT MAXIMUMONLY ONE EEVEE SHOULD BE A FAGGOT TRANNY GIRLAND STATISTCALLY IT BE CLOSER TO FUCKING 0
>>58647683why would the girl be a tranny
>>58647309Of course they made Vaporeon female lolololololol.
>barely see any dhelmise, even when it's available for coins now>vaporeons out the wazooEevee bias+new toy syndrome too stronk.They're also probably getting Vap now since it -won't- be available for coins once they implement the new license acquirement change.
>>58647777>Eevee bias+new toy syndrome too stronk.That and Dhelmise isn't popular
>>58647777I didn't know cause these jews removed the "this pokemon will be purchasable for coins in x days/hours" message and no one is playing it since it's balanced.
>>58642660Auto attack owl is so fucking fun though.
>slowbro picks second defender>goes scald when the enemy has two special attackers and a clefablehow do scaldbro players even breathe
Yeah Vaporeon is definitely the most cancerous new mon release in a looooong fucking whilenot only is it busted on its own but the fact that it can heal as well just enables other mons to be busted alongside it
What’s the point of zeraora? He’s like a shitty half ass allrounder
>literally laying my life down as support to keep buzzwole from getting to my teammates and leech lifing off them>they keep approaching it and getting grabbed>eventually give up when our team is getting steamrolled in a fight and decide it's time to try and make an independent play to save the game instead of bashing my head against a wall expecting my teammates to use their brains>"Thanks!"you motherfucker shut the fuck up
genuinely what the fuck were they thinking with whirlpool dhelmise