Pokémon are our ________.
Friends. This moth is my buddy.
>>58634841Husbands.
aislop
>>58634880But can your husband walk on two legs?
>>58634841
>>58634880>>58635294this
The other one.
>>58634841Fight Partners
>>58635411>>58634880Samurott is a great husband/wife.
>>58634841WIVES
>>58634841… partners that we shouldn’t abuse, lest we anger our wise lord Arceus and be cast down to the deepest pits of hell.
>>58637207Hilbert is not attracted to animals >>58637210but they do abuse them through battles
>>58637210That's Mama Arkeos to you 9tails
>>58637259Pokemon love battling and consent to it, that’s the main difference from pokephile delusions.
>>58637275Pokemon love humans and sex and consent to it, that’s the main difference from smogonfag delusions.
>>58637304Pokémon do not have sex with humans, they only make rituals to spawn eggs in the wild and daycares
>>58637326I bet your parents found you under a cabbage.
Pokemon are our pets and nothing more, if you think otherwise, you're fucking delusional and belong in the insane asylum along with the rest of libtarded cucks.
>>58637390They're fictional creatures, Anon.
>>58637386humans do human things to get their offsprings Pokémon do Pokémon things to get their offspringsthey cannot mix together
>>58634841Wives
Captors.
>>58634841Foes. Total Ursaring Death.>>58637662Wrong. My mom was an Octillery.
>>58637712She could be so cool paired with oricorio just to stack a billion boosts every time someone quiver/dragon danced
