Look at these cats.
my favorite monsI still remember grinding the story in pearl in middle school as I could just so I could get Weavile
>>58664079Cuties
lover them like you wouldn't believe
Uh, imagine my surprise when instead of a pokemon, hm, in walks. In walks, on two legs, bipedal, bipedaly walks: a full-fledged mean girl bully, popstar. A cheerleader with a side ponytail and a fresh fucking mani. She walks up to me and I’m like: who is this adult woman? Like this entrepreneur? This like cheerleader? This popstar? Who is she? Where’s the pokemon? Is she behind the model? She just like walks up to us like she’s joining the conversation of adults. Like she’s an- this is just like an adult woman. Sneasler is her name. She’s standing there. She like crosses her arms. She like taps her foot. She looks me up and down. I’m like OK she’s judging me, like I get it: I’m ugly. I’m not you. I’m never gonna be you. I thought I was gonna get a helper pokemon. Like, but, this isn’t helping anything this is- actually you’re bullying me. She’s bullying me. Ok? At this point she’s bullying me. And they’re like she’s going to help you, just play the flute for her, so that she can like open her heart to you, right? So I play the flute. Y’all she fucking laughs at you. She laughed at me. Right? Like she laughs at us. Sneasler laughs at us, that’s not like a thing that pokemon do. Wyrdeer didn’t laugh at me. Ursaluna didn’t fucking laugh at me. This bitch. This B-I-T-C-H laughs at me. I didn’t know pokemon were capable of laughing at people but she laughed in my face. I have never been more humiliated in my life. Nothing can ever undo the- the like hit my pride took. The humiliation of that moment. You know I knew she was gonna hate it and she did. She did. She hated every minute of it. She laughed at me. She laughed at me like I’m a lowly little worm and it’s like: I know you’re prettier than me. She has more friends than me. She’s more successful than me.
>>58664206I want to fuck smeasler and the girl who said this
>>58664079UM AGHCKSCHSHUALLY THEY'RE KAMAI TACHI
Sneedil
Sneasel was always one of my favorites as a kid, I loved edgy shit. Sadly they ruined it with a terrible looking evolution in general 4Gen 4 cross evos were almost all terrible
>>58664079They're weaselsWeasels are caniformsThese are dogs LARPing as cats
>>58667393They're catweasels
>>58667393>>58667410it's the eevee situation all over againoh no...
>>58664079Just spoke with some autist, and for some reason he told me that Sneasels and Clefairies are at war like Serbs and Croats. Motherfucker threatened me with fanart of Roki Vulović as a Weavile.
>>58664206>DUDE WHAT IF THING... BUT LONGwhy do they keep doing this
>>58664090Before I could get my own copy, a neighbor lent me his Diamond so I could get him a Sneasel/Weavile.
Reminder that neither cats nor weasels will hug you like this.
>>58664079Riolu/Lucario’s girlfriend
>>58672142another one to the pile of Lucario girlfriends huh
>>58672142She's such a loving lesbian
>>58672140How do you know?
>>58672191Experience
>>58672199Maybe your cats just didn't like you.
>>58673143Weasels, Anon. Now let's see you get one to hug you without flipping its shit.
>>58673645>You like kissing dark types, don't you?
>>58673652Who doesn't?
>>58673645yep
>>58664079I love these cats.
>>58674293all male
>>58675061Extinct...
>>58675064I'm sure they're still alive somewhere deep in the wilderness
>>58675064Good, they are fugly.
>>58673635cute cuddle buddies
>>58664079>>58673191It's funny how insistent they were on having Sneasel as the GS rival's signature mon that they stuck it on his team before his design was even finalized, before they even figured out where to put him in the game so he ended up in Mt Silver with all the other last minute additions.
>>58672142Seems like every humanoid mon has at least one person on /vp/ who ships it with Lucario
>>58678491Cute tummy
>>58670087edgy cats
If I had a Sneasler, I would hug it like this!
Starting a family with an 8ft tall Sneasler.
>>58678988You're NOT in the same egg group! Stop trying!
>>58679200I want to watch a wild male Sneasler impregnate the female Sneasler I raised since childhood. Fapping to the sight of his cute Sneasler balls slapping violently on the Sneasler I loved...
>>58679200Arceus disagrees
>>58679200No! Because you said something now I'll try twice as hard!
>>58678892squeezeler
>>58676891>adds it to ice path in Crystal>immediately reverts all encounter tables to GS placements for muh faithful remake>except Suicune isn’t remade a roamer, is in Kanto now for some reason, and we still have Eusine HGSS confuses me in some ways.
>>58680485I love
Breed Sneaslers
Me on the left.
Short girls the instant a tall baddy shows up
>>58664079That I just foundWhen I say go, be ready to throwGO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QDCTLgYCg
>>58687724gotta stay warm during these cold times
>>58685723don't nibble on that!
>>58664079Do you guy's think Ingo bought Lady Sneasler back home with him?
>>58690623He better have.Some Pokemon fall into the category of being a wife or girlfriend once you two are bonded, and that's especially the case for these cold climate solitary mean girls. That's his wife now.
>>58688827In the holiday spirit!
>>58685502just hangin' around
>>58685723https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT9VkJZCLR4
>>58695246I wish it could come through my screen
>>58695246imagine you’re in a cabin, there’s a blizzard outside, and this thing is peeking in your window
