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Anonymous

Post your most controversial ‘(...) 12/01/25(Mon)16:16:54 No.58687405

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Post your most controversial ‘hear me out’ Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:16:54 No.58687405 Archived

Discuss unconventional pokémon that you wouldn’t mind rewarding after winning a battle

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:18:13 No.58687410

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:18:13 No.58687410

>>58687405
All these years later and this is still the ugliest pokemon design of all time. What were they thinking?

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:19:42 No.58687413

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:19:42 No.58687413

>>58687405
>Another Streamer faggot looking for sIop topics on /vp/
Fuck off

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:21:02 No.58687419

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:21:02 No.58687419

>>58687413
Huh?

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:25:39 No.58687427

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:25:39 No.58687427

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>>58687405
I don't know how it would work but I'll find a way

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:34:16 No.58687455

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:34:16 No.58687455

>>58687413
Take a deep breath and count to 10

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:36:01 No.58687462

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:36:01 No.58687462

>>58687410
>Exploud exists

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:42:55 No.58687488

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:42:55 No.58687488

>>58687405
Why do zoomers only have 1 joke

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:44:08 No.58687491

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:44:08 No.58687491

>>58687488
that's what happened when you don't gatekeep, sister

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:48:45 No.58687508

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:48:45 No.58687508

>>58687491
I take gatekeeping very seriously actually

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)16:55:15 No.58687521

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)16:55:15 No.58687521

>>58687462
Dont diss the Boomburst OG

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:01:57 No.58687540

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:01:57 No.58687540

>>58687488
To you it might be a joke but not for guys like me

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)17:37:05 No.58687628

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)17:37:05 No.58687628

>>58687410
>thinking a gen 4 pokémon is the ugliest when gen 8 and 9 legendaries exist

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:03:00 No.58687738

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:03:00 No.58687738

>>58687405
p*ssy plate, why?

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:09:59 No.58687754

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:09:59 No.58687754

>>58687488
Gen x and millennial humor was fucking god awful

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:11:51 No.58687762

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:11:51 No.58687762

>>58687488
I don't think OP is joking

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:15:25 No.58687773

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:15:25 No.58687773

>>58687738
Added protection for one of the grippiest coochies in Sinnoh obviously

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)18:43:31 No.58687849

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)18:43:31 No.58687849

>>58687628
gen 9 legendaries are peak tho

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)22:49:45 No.58688576

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)22:49:45 No.58688576

>>58687427
seconded

Anonymous
12/01/25(Mon)22:58:53 No.58688609

Anonymous 12/01/25(Mon)22:58:53 No.58688609

>>58687410
>>58687462
Unfathomably horrible taste please do us all a favor and go play in traffic

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)00:33:25 No.58688836

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)00:33:25 No.58688836

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Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)01:32:59 No.58688988

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)01:32:59 No.58688988

>>58687405
Do you think Rhyperior jerks off by having sex with his own hand holes?

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)10:09:09 No.58690061

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)10:09:09 No.58690061

>>58688988
I guess it depends on if the Geodude that come out from there are bothered by it or into it.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)11:31:49 No.58690402

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)11:31:49 No.58690402

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It seems like the type who'd really enjoy a full-body polishing.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)12:11:42 No.58690580

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)12:11:42 No.58690580

>>58688836
How is she a controversial hear me out?

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)14:28:03 No.58691106

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)14:28:03 No.58691106

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...it's a cactus

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)14:38:05 No.58691141

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)14:38:05 No.58691141

>>58688609
NO one actually likes Rhyperior stop pretending

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)19:39:59 No.58692163

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)19:39:59 No.58692163

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>>58687405
I was always interested in sticking my dick in this thing. Even back when I was a bit prudish.

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)19:44:26 No.58692171

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)19:44:26 No.58692171

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>>58687462
>the coolest pokémon of all time exists
YEAH IT SURE DOES, GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT PUNKASS ???

Anonymous
12/02/25(Tue)19:52:24 No.58692194

Anonymous 12/02/25(Tue)19:52:24 No.58692194

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People always say Aromatisse is one of the ugliest looking Pokémon but like....no?

It looks so fluffy and apparently it smells nice.

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)05:03:18 No.58693669

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)05:03:18 No.58693669

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LET HER HAVE ALL THE POKE PUFFS SHE WANTS

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)12:06:41 No.58694545

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)12:06:41 No.58694545

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>>58692171
Why is its mouth so huge?

Anonymous
12/03/25(Wed)12:13:01 No.58694563

Anonymous 12/03/25(Wed)12:13:01 No.58694563

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i want to hairfuck them