>wouldn't it be great if pokemon were real?No. No it wouldn't.
>>58705766If Sneasler were real I could do this. Even if I get poisoned it will be a good thing.
We don't use electric eels as generators, why do you think we'd use electric rats?
>implying a human would be able to do this to a pokemon before being attacked
>implying they wouldn't willingly aid us in exchange for food and a good bed
>>58705851if pokemon were real most pokephiles wouldn't act out their fantasies in the same way that the number of people with rape fantasies are astronomically higher than actual rapists. most pokemon would be able to fight back, sneasler would gore you in an instant (but maybe you're into that)
>>58705877Anon, that's a hug, not a fug.
>>58705766It would be very nice but if we go by how the fanbase treat them as lower than dirt lifeforms, it wouldn't be a pleasant experience for them to be around most humans.>>58705904Treating Pokemon in a tender way is a foreign concept to them. They can't comprehend it.
>>58705851>Lanky grinch-looking motherfucker with giant venomous mole clawsThis creature would be nightmare fuel irlThank god they’re extinct
>>58705766Cope opeee
>>58705766The government would have instantly rounded up and contained all of them for experimentation, and then they'd be used for powering AI slop generating server farms.
>>58705877>if pokemon were real most pokephiles wouldbe able to coerce pokemon into sex. Bestiality is already extremely common across the world whether you like it or not. Don't pretend cartoon animals are going to be able to avoid it just because they have the ability to kill you. People rape horses, dolphins, cows, alligators, and more and survive (to get arrested). And those (and more) can clearly kill you.
>>58705766While they do use electric pokemon as generators, a lot of them NEED to discharge and like to do so. So we likely wouldn't be abusing them for their electricity. There would be a sudden increase in the populations of Electric Pokemon capable of making more electricity compared to the others. So prepare to see a lot of Electrode and Electabuzz.
>>58705766speak for yourselfI want my own shiny lapras so I could ride it to the end of the world
>>58705877anon, that's implying most pokephilia would be rape rather than consensual.We have MULTIPLE canon instances of pokemon getting crushes on humans, and one instance of long-term cohabitation under false pretenses (froslass disguised as a human woman).It might take some searching and proper romancing, but they could find WILLING pokemon lovers or at the very least quick lays.
>>58706191Or just have enough badges so they obey your commands.Being a skilled trainer makes pokemon want to respect, adore, and obey you.
If Pokémon were real, society as we know it would have developed around them being involved in every facet of our daily lives to a symbiotic extreme. It'd be incomparable to our world.
>>58706191>alligatorsyou can't just drop that and expect me to accept it without further questions
>>58705766I miss when people would use photoshop and stuff to make realistic Pokémon images. The AI generated ones just don't have any soul
>>58705877True>>58706091>Treating Pokemon in a tender way is a foreign concept to them. They can't comprehend it.It would depend greatly on the circumstances.
>>58707029It doesn't seem like they even need to be YOUR pokemon to get the deference either.https://youtu.be/iLVbNn8Qw7cCroagunk gets one good look at Cynthia and immediately swaps to "I apologize for interrupting, Ma'am. You clearly have enough badges to train him."
>>58707994Looks like a sculpture
>>58705766Surely there would be labour laws for them
>>58707084literally just look it up
>>58705851why do you want to do sexual things to something that hardly resembles a member of the human species and is covered in hairs
>>58705877>the number of people with rape fantasiesare women
