Flygonbros...
>>58718342>they know
>>58718342>a Pokemon called Flygon has a thought... "I wish I could Mega Evolve."
Lmaooo why are they like this
>>58718342JFC Game Freak fucking hates this Pokemon holy shit
The eternal humiliation ritual Pokemon.
OH NONONONONONO
>>58718342KyoAni inducing moment
Flygon will get a regional form in gen 10.
humiliation ritual
What in the absolute fuck.............
>>58718342They're saving it for legends hoenn bros...just wait 2 more..decades..
>>58718342no way kek
>>58718342AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58718369>a Pokemon called Flygon has a thought... "I wish I could Mega Evolve."
>>58718342>It's literally on purpose at this pointTotal flygon death
>>58718342Who the fuck is this "not a cute pokegirl" thing?
>>58718342LMAOOOO
>>58718342Why do they keep raping us bros
>>58718342This is the funniest shit this garbage franchise has ever done
>>58718342Flygon was already dead this was just putting cement on the grave
>>58718342there's no fucking way that this is real
>>58718342Geniunely, I think this is more than they had artblock. They were actually pissed off at how many people screamed about mega flygon. There's no other way to explain this
Okay, this is pretty funny
>>58718417It's real
>a Pokemon called Flygon has a thought... "I wish I could Mega Evolve."
>>58718342>Garchomp gets another Mega>This happens in the dlcThey absolutely fucking know, I feel so fucking bad for Flygonfags
>>58718342Outstanding.
just try to breathe when it goes in
>>58718429What is the fucking context then.
>>58718342Okay, we're done. Pack it up. Flygon threads have reached their final form. This image will live on /vp/ forever. If we still had banner contests, this would be a winner.
>>58718342Oh my god those jackasses lmao
Flygon's officially the Geno of Pokemon.
>>58718342LAWL
>>58718342
>>58718342KWABOTY
fucking game freak why are you like this
>>58718342real or an edit?
Explain how this is funny?
ZA has made so many fucked up shit that will live on forever in the franchise
>>58718469Flygonfags suffering is always funny
>>58718342The lesser Hoenn dragon
>>58718473So you're laughing at someone's misfortune.
>>58718485you're upset i presume
>>58718342>The Mega Flygon project has started!
>>58718485Yes.Flygonfags are annoying faggots and deserve the worst.
well wait until Flygon gets a G-Max form.
>>58718469Dude at this point all you really CAN do is laugh about it. That's life you know? You can either wallow in everything bad or try to find something enjoyable about it.
The humiliation ritual to end all humiliation rituals
kek Okay, there's no way this is targeted. It's probably some NPC who has a dialog that checks if a Pokemon can or can't Mega, and the OP pic is for those that can't. GameFreak isn't that malicious.
>>58718342Honestly, deserved. Flygonfans got to be the most loudmouth attention seeking losers out there."Look at me! My favorite is sooooo underrated!!"
>>58718515
>>58718504That's yet another humiliation ritual.
>>58718469Its like taking a shit on someone who's already poor, its hilarious
>>58718497Someone has to update this with both chomps, one on each side
POST YFW YOU AREN'T A FLYGONFAG
>>58718515This sounds like cope. GameFreak is pretty malicious lol.
>>58718342no fucking way this it real, post a gif, or link to a video NOW
>flygon was my favorite in RSE>transfer it to gen 4>walk around with it in HGSS>begged for a mega during ORAS pre-release>people here made fun of me>now thisIs it bad that I'm on the verge of tears :(
>Gen 10 Flygon Pokedex>female Flygon do not like to mate with the male Flygon
>>58718557Believe me, I want this to be specifically for Flygon, but they're more apathetic than outright hateful.
>>58718342They gave it the Battle Frontier treatment holy shit
>>58718547
>>58718342AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>58718571>The battle frontier project has started!
>>58718538...and scovillian drinking flygon's tears
>>58718342I don't think it's possible to recover from this
>>58718342Crivain? From Dunland?
>>58718515>GameFreak isn't that malicious.>The battle frontier project has started!
THIS ISNT FUVKING FUNNYFUCK THID DHIT GAMEFUCK POKEMON FUCK NINTENDO
>>58718515https://serebii.net/legendsz-a/megadimension.shtmlFlygon isn't in the DLC. Even if there was an NPC who could check that, you couldn't get them to say Flygon because Flygon literally doesn't exist in the game's files.
Surely this is teasing a 2nd dlc with Mega Flygon....right...........................right?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
>>58718342How did the conversation even get to thie point?
>>58718342Well it's confirmed as everyone had suspected a long time ago. Gamefreak knows exactly what fans want but won't give it to them and has enough contempt to rub it in their faces.
>>58718342I’m so glad I still haven’t bought this dog shit game holy shit I’d be rioting
Mega flygon already exists though,it's called garchomp.LOL!
>>58718342Will flygonfags ever recover?
>>58718623Why not? NPCs references random shit with no context all the time.
This will be Flygonfags 13th reason
>>58718608it's fucked upbut it's really really funny
The Flygon trainer with the Gharchompite was funny, hilarious even. This is just in really bad taste. What the absolute fuck is Game Freak's problem?
>>58718515Gamefreak is extremely petty, the only reason why we never got a Pokken 2 was because GF DIDN'T WANT IT despite Nintendo wanting it.
>>58718342Is he a unique NPC or a generic trainer class like Birdkeeper or something?
Ultra Flygon in Pokemon Ultra Sapphire, trust the plan
>>58718621>Flygon isn't in the DLC.>Flygon literally doesn't exist in the game's filesHOLY SHIT
Masuda save us, he was just saving Mega Flygon and now his old staff have gone rouge
>>58718469Funny like a clown.
Does anyone have that screenshot of the Flygon guy saying his flygon cant mega evolve so he gives you Garchompite
>>58718342This is a sidequest added in the DLC where you have to show this guy random pokemon. I'm guessing he uses the nickname if you nicknamed it, or someone edited the screenshot. I showed him Excadrill and got the exact same line but with Excaldrill being the one named of course.
>>58718342This is just evil
>>58718342I'm glad it's over.Flygon already died when shit tier designs and forgettable mons like Scovillain got megas.
was it not hard to add pieces of Trapinch on Flygon for his mega evolve? Look at Feraligatr. Sure he's meant to look like a joke, but it does it's best to trick its prey. Trapinch has an ability to trap opponents and they couldn't give flygon something from its line to stonewall it's foes?
I'm posting Misty's fat ass because only sex and drugs will make life worth living at this point This is legit my thirteenth reason why
>>58718711Then why hasn't someone posted screenshot of that NPC saying the exact line with a different name? Also, why would that NPC say the same thing about Excadrill specifically when Excadrill CAN mega evolve now?
>>58718735Wrong thread. The NFT thread is a few pages down.
>>58718711Anon, Flygon literally DOESN'T exists in Z-A base or DLC files, is LITERALLY impossible to have a Flygon to show the NPC ingame.
Flygonfags already on damage control.
>>58718711cope harder
>>58718767Yes and? That's why I wondered about nicknames, since I just showed him a random Excadrill when he asked for a ground type.
>>58718780no, stop that
>>58718767what if you nicknamed a pokemon ''flygon'' though
>>58718735Cute ass but also cute feet
>>58718342GF really hates their fans...
>>58718787Post screenshots.
>>58718711That makes no fucking sense because Excadrill CAN mega evolve.
I CRACKED THE FUCKING CODETHE NPC IS WRITING A STORY BASED ON THE POKEMON YOU GIVE HIMSOMEONE GAVE HIM A POKEMON NICKNAMED "FLYGON"
>>58718813Then why hasn't anyone posted a screenshot with that NPC saying a different Pokemon name or nickname yet?
>>58718711Cope.>>58718787Cope.>>58718792Cope.>>58718813Cope.
>>58718842Saved
>>58718866
>>58718882mega cynthia... imagine...
So um, this is apparently a quest where you sidequest where you can put any ground type Pokémon's name. And this man will kinda say their names btw. Dunno how Flygon is here.
https://discord.gg/sneed join us for dlc fun
>>58718871Post a video of him sayinng Flygon then.
FUUUUUUCK
Alright since he has multiple quests, I finished the ground pokemon one, but here. Asking me for an Alpha.
And presto.
>>58718998>>58719019So it's fucking nothing? Meh, fun is over, fuck you guys, I am going home.
>>58718342How the fuck did Flygon get done more dirty than even toilet lid meme gatr?
>>58718711>I showed him Excadrill and got the exact same line but with Excaldrill being the one named of course.Checks out. Ya know, because Excadrill cant mega evolve and all
>Flygooners are so damn sensitive they couldn't take an hour of jokes
>>58718342KWAB
>>58718652Elaborate
>>58719133Harada (who recently quit, BTW) said in an interview that he and Nintendo were all abroad making Pokken 2 but they needed Gamefreak and Creatures approval, Gamefreak refused to sign and Creatures does what GF does.
>>58718342The KWABOAT of the franchise
>>58718370>The Battle Frontier Project had started!
>>58719019>>58719029Welp, that settles that then.
>>58719125our top detectives are on the case
Anyone have the Mystery Dungeon screenshot of Flygon talking about having a mega stone?
>>58719224or wanting a mega stone rather
>>58718417its not real, it uses your pokemons nickname you show him
>>58718342Flygonfags on suicide watch
>>58718342>Flygons right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyKJD6uQyg
>>58719185Unfortunately retards are still going to take it at face value.
>>58718384that little ghost on the side? I wanna have sex with her
so... no one has any proof? really? no one?
>>58719458its a sidequest that uses your pokemons nicknamesthat joker used a pokemon nicknamed flygon for it
>>58719482so the person who did that just gave Crivain a Skiddo or something, and named it Flygon?
>>58719456That would be Lady Bow from the OG Paper Mario
>>58719498that specific example has to be a ground type but yeah
>>58718469Imagine being a Flygonfag.>Immediately outclassed by Garchomp in the next generation>Garchomp gets a Mega in XY, but Flygon doesn't>But it's okay because ORAS is announced and will primarily give Hoenn Pokémon megas>There's even a new character named Aarune whose signature Pokémon is Flygon>ORAS comes out>Nothing.jpg>In fact, said Flygon specialist gives you a Garchompite>Flygonfags are now the eternal laughingstock of /vp/ for generations>No new megas after ORAS>One decade later, Legends Z-A is announced, with new Mega Evolutions teased >Finally, a chance for redemption >Z-A comes out, still no Mega Flygon>But it's okay because there's DLC coming out with new megas>DLC comes out>Nothing (1).jpg>In fact, Garchomp, the Pokémon that cucked Flygon twice before, gets ANOTHER mega>You are here
>>58718384is this from some animation or is this it?
>>58719814Here's the originalhttps://youtu.be/hEN3uX7dx6g?si=4bIOoAjj7p4wHISV
>>58719691That makes sense. Still the fact that they go out of their way to say Pokémon who can’t mega evolve (or at least ground types who can’t) wish to do so confirms that Pokemon that can mega are the only pokemon with any value and everything else is just NPC fodder
>>58718538
>>58720156Amazing
>>58720156fucking lmao
>>58719155>abroad ?????
>>58720156Based
>>58718342No way this is the real dialogue this guy has before translators got their hands on it...
>>58720389It’s not real, he says that about any ground Pokémon that can’t mega, that anon such nicknames thier Pokemon Flygon
>>58720413Is it specifically Ground type Pokémon because if so that's still funny as fuck
>>58720413>coping so badly he can't even spell for shit nowHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58718342As a Flygonchad I take the trolling and concede it was well played
>>58718342OHNONONONONONONO
>>58719797>But it's okay because there's DLC coming out with new megasYou forgot the part where one of the Mega Stones in the trailer is green and red.
discorders are forcing this fake azs shit samefagged thread fuck off
>>58720156I'm starting to suspect something more is going on where we can't see...
>>58718342Ok I'm a ZA hater but this game is worth existing after all
>>58720302*Aboard
>The Mega Flygon Project has begun!
>>58720782yeah... scovillains mega
>>58718515Buddy, the guy who gives you Garchompite in ORAS does the same bit.
>>58721310That still hurts
>>58721353More like, that is even worse.
>>58720156
>>58720156Kek
>>58718342I bet they search up Mega Flygon fan designs just to laugh t them
>>58718342Based
this thread is full of gullible idiots
>>58718621You... can? Are you retarded?
>>58718342Battle frontier now under construction
>>58724186>My future purchases: cancelled
>>58718342lmao
>>58723472this fandom is full of gullible idiots
>>58718342LOOOOOOOOOOOL FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY SOOOOO FUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY
Flygon is a Pokemon that people only use in blind playthroughs.
>>58718342Flygon fan club eternally ethered
>>58719797And flygon isn't even in the game
>>58725640maybe if you're a no skill faggot who needs to metagame an easy game rather than just being able to use stuff you like
>>58722934>a Pokémon called Typhlosion has a thought...>"I wish that I could rape."
>>58725640who the fuck is going to use trapinch in a blind playthrough
>>58725640The sad part is that it's not. You have to be searching for deepcuts on playthrough number 3 to take notice of wild Trapinch as a potential party member. By the time those show up you have 6 Pokemon ready to go.
>>58718342We lost Flygonbros...
>A thread about this hoax is somehow still getting bumps
>>58725754because its funny. Its funny to laugh at Flygonfags and their constant humiliation. they never learn and keep begging for more of this. and I shall keep laughing. because its funny.
>>58725721>me currently watching a blind BW2 LP where Trapinch was their final member
>>58725773It's easier now. It learns Bulldoze and a few other decent attacks via level up, but in 2003 Trapinch was really shit. Like, really really shit. And you would start to gaslight yourself into thinking it will never evolve because it's taking so long to just kill one Pokemon without fainting first. As a kid I would just get frustrated and use Sandslash instead. I had begun to believe attaining Flygon was for masochists.
>>58725754Flygonfags were the fucking worst during the ORAS hype season and they deserve a never ending humilliation ritual
gee they're slow
>>58725721It's so shit in its debut game. Learns NOTHING good from level up and you would have to waste the Earthquake TM on it, which of course if it's Emerald you want to be preserving for something actually good for the Frontier. It's too much work for shit stats and a shit movepool.
>>58725754because it's fucking hilarious
>>58718342Its very telling how most of this thread has zero context of where this line comes from. More Proof that /vp/ and /v/ don’t play or even research the games they criticize
>>58718652>>58719155Link the interview
>>58726563>muh contextWe are just here to dunk on Flygonfags again, the biggest lolcows of this fanbase
>>58718601This shit has lived rent free inside my head for the past decade
>>58726807No, those are the pedophiles.
>>58718342Your Flygon can't Mega Evolve? Skill issue
>>58725754Why are flygonfags so uptight
>>58726352I mean she also waited for Growlithe to learn crunch before evolving and chose Snivy so she was no stranger to half her team falling off for 10 levels while the other half had to pick up the slack
>>58718342KeyedFuck Faggon