Diantha canonically got creampied.Nice.
So did your mother dumbass. Your grandmas too.
>>58720655>most pathetic and biggest loser of a champion became a mom to escape it alllol
it was meshe had me screaming and hollering
>>58720655Poke-Weinstein is so lucky
>>58720655I accept that I did it, Cynthia is my next target, and after that Iris
>>58720655Who is the lucky father?....he did stay around and take responsibility, right?
I wanted to see diantha with a new design and a proper fight this time not a mini diantha
>>58720756her father is Siebold, the cooking guy from the elite 4Look at her hat, it matches his apron Look at how she's into cooking not just donuts but other food, just like daddySiebold is said to have left the elite four Now all I need is to look at her quotes to see who she ends up quoting more, her mother or her father.
>>58720849Like the real audrey hepburn she married a unovian who she will divorce in a couple years.
>>58720727hot
>>58720655>Diantha canonically got creampied.bro go hire a hooker and get laid and stop talking like a porn addicted retard
>>58720655So does that mean Ansha is five years old or did she already have her during XY?
>>58720655>Diantha quit being champion after getting destroyed by LeonNo wonder people in kalos don't talk about her.
Do you think Diantha has roles where she's required to kiss or pretend have sex with someone on camera? I always wondered what that's like for married stars or ones in relationships, like I know hollywood is a den of debauchry filled with sex, drugs and human rights abuses because that's just how humans are once they're given power and shields from consequences of their actions but I would theink someone already taken wouldn't be so eager to take their clothes off let alone pretend swap spit or bump uglies sometimes they actually do fuck in movies
>>58721095People in Pokemon lay eggs, similar to Pokemon themselves. If a Rillaboom lays an egg, so do human
>>58721149That is my fetish, hot.
>>58720727FPBP
>>58720984Porn addiction does not exist
>>58720868so lore wise she will move to pokeafrica as activist to get some bbc and save their poor kids now or stay in poke switzerland?
>>58720655That poor bastard, stuck with that ugly washed up champion, Lisa Simpson with too much makeup, atleast you kid came out cute
lysandre tried to prevent this
>>58720655>lost to leon so badly she let him creampie her
>abandons her daughter for long periods of time to shoot movies in other regionsTerrible mother
>>58724428>Jacinthe is really close to Diantha>She was somehow able to get in contact with Leon and convince him to give a lecture for the SBChmmm
>>58724664Leon is a deadbeat dad
>>58720655GF plan is working. Now that i know she is a cute MILF, Diantha has moved the rankings to become my second favorite Poke girl
>>58720984You need to be 18 years old to hire a hooker which none of the coomers on this board are
>>58720727>So did your mother dumbass. Your grandmas too.
>>58724670Based Leon
It was Lysandre.
Diantha spent a lot of suspicious time with many men. Hard to say
So did Cynthia but you don't see anyone shitposting about her
>>58724881Does the voreschizo count?
>>58724881Cynthia is a pure virgin
>>58724895She literally has a daughter in the anime
>>58724993Nope
>>58720655Twitch paypigges not allowed.
>>58721095They dont do that in the pokemon world.
>>58724435>letting your pokemon eat at the tableSome trainers live like absolute barbarians
>>58724993nope, canonically wasnt her + it was an AU movie anyway (not even main anime) + Cynthias daugher would always be blonde
>>58724881>So did Cynthiawith men? a few, but not nearly as much as >>58724851She did bang all of Undella Town women though + Dawn + Diantha
>>58724435Korrina... what the fuck are you even wearing while at the dinner table?
Guys, I don't trust Ansha, there is so something demonic about her. Her reasons to catch Rayquaza are ummmm. What if she is mind controlling the characters and make them believe Diantha is her mom? No NPC acknowledges Diantha has a daughter, only the characters Ansha interacts with
>>58724670Sonia is going to be pissed
>>58720727wrong, I'm Jesus
>>58725402Jesus, how about them jews, eh?
>>58720868She fucked Brycen-Man!?
>>58720655And i'm going to creampie diantha's daunghter
>>58720655Was Diantha pregnant in X/Y?
>>58720747my inner monologue read this with the Tom and Jerry scream
>>58725562kek
>>58725180Cynthia is a cock whore, both human (Lucas) and Pokemon (Giratina, Lucario) and this is a fact.
>>58726825nah, she is bi but leaning towards women
