>becomes an evil businessmannot what I expected but weirdly kino
>weirdly kinoWhy. How. In what way is Scovillian randomly turning into a businessman "kino".
>>58722184They pick job occupations out of a hat now
>>58722194IT'SAREFERENCE TO UH BUSINESSMEN THAT UUUUHHHH... SELL... OR EAT TOMATOES. IN JAPAN. OR BANGLEDESH OR SOMETHING. SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD IN SOME TIME PERIOD THERE'S SOMETHING THAT CONNECTS BUSINESSMEN TO TOMATOES OKAY???SO IT'S GOOD
>>58722184Complete wasted potential, as usual. So glad this means it'll never get a regular evolution either.
>>58722194>why is scoVILLAIN playing up the villain theme kino
>>58722208>>58722195
>>58722194hes the evil corporate bad guy like lex luthor and palafin is superman
>>58722184I hate it, it should have just gotten an evolution next Gen or some shit, giving it a Mega just highlights even more how incomplete it fucking looks
>>58722194I see it as a callback to Capsakid's sunbonnet. Scovillain drops the faux clothing aspect of the design, but the mega regains it.
>>58722233Why the fuck is it a dolphin vs tomatoes
>>58722184>he becomes lex luthor while palafin becomes supermanKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>58722241>I-IT LOOKS INCOMPLETEi.e. it doesn’t look like an overdesigned numon?
>>58722244because thats what they picked man its not that deep
>>58722208lockstin frantically taking notes from this post
>>58722256that cat didnt say that
>>58722184Man, they couldn't even give this thing a proper speed stat either. Just fucking yikes all around.
>>58722259now it looks an underdesigned Mega, so it fits right at home with the rest of the shit ZA Megas
>>58722184>goes from blue collar worker to corrupt businessmanKINOOOOOOOOO
Can anyone confirm if Tinkaton got one? Id be surprised if she didnt.
>>58722300She didn't
>>58722184>he puts on a cute jalapeno tie>businessmancope
>>58722300anon we've had the list of what got a mega in the dlc since the base game launched
>>58722184Is it gonna be the first ever ZU mega?
>>58722329>gets moody>fanfictards have a meltdown and ban it
>>58722329>it keeps Moody and goes straight to Ubers
>>58722233It's amazing how culture blind some shitheads are.
>>58722329ahahhahahahaaa oh no no no
>>58722282do you speak cat? maybe it did
>>58722184why is also a cockatrice?
>>58722329say it with me nowSLOWFRAILMIXED ATTACKER
>>58722329It's the second, after Malamar
>>58722455Third, considering its basically the same stat spread as MVictreebel
>>58722329Poor thing might have actually been improved by the mega pyroar treatment
>>58722184Another one for the "why isn't this just a normal evolution" award
>>58722184>literally my mom's absolute joker
>>58722184Ugly dogshit
>>58722184>mega turns you into a literal jobmongrim
>>58722184>looks like a lost third evo than a megaI mean its aight, but it does take a mega slot and its still a gen 9 mon so...
>>58722184Truly one of the worst of this new batch. Someone please explain the appeal.
>>58722634Yeah thats how I feel about it too.Looks like it just completes Scovillains shitass design. Works visually for a Mega, but given the value of that slot, no way this shitmons taking it.Also, the 3rd pepper being a necktie and not a withered head lowers the designs appeal greatly.
>>58722634We wanted a yellow head
>>58722241>>58722599>>58722634>>58722645
>>58722225Including Mega Starmie in your image is one way to invalidate your god awful takes nigger.
>>58722184Garbage, like Gallade and Froslass before it. Awful design that for some reason, /vp/ enjoys.
>>58722818>hating Gallade and FroslassUnfathomably shit taste
>>58722184>it swings its necktie around to wallop enemiesdumb as fuck
>>58722830I bet you also like Lucario Z too, huh?
>>58722840nta but yes I do. Theyre all very cool.
>>58722184>oh you can't do this to me>I started this company!>YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!
>>58722830>>58722840what in the actual fuck are you talking about
>>58722651>tfw zoomers perception is more in line with Pokemon's original identityuhmmm, zoomers are this based???
>>58722864Whoops my first reply was meant to be >>58722818
>>58722184This would have been really neat as a regular evolution. As a mega it feels kinda pointless.
>>58722208>t. the raped
>>58722184>becomes an evil businessman
>>58722850They all garbage
>>58722651thanks for the (you) anon here's one for you too
>>58723038kek
>>58723038fucking /co/, well played
Clearly it became a lawyer.
>>58722274it's not deep it's retarded
>>58722184>CEOs are the REAL supervillains Based GameFreak.
>will never evolve again>with those statsgamefreak fucking hates this guy lmao
>>58723140it will never evolve in kalos or paldea. it can still get an evo somewhere else where mega energy doesn't flow
>>58722184will chlorophyll save him? Will he be busted on sun teams?
>>58723038And that's terrible!
>>58722244it's pepper not tomato
The pepper monster with two heads used to be a failed experiment created by the businessman.He was trying to grow genetically modified super-crops to dominate the agricultural market, but the experiment mutated into a two-headed pepper creature that escaped and turned against him.
>>58723038Scovillain x Ryme when
>>58723149Mega Evolution is not region specific, and Z-A reiterated that only Pokemon that can't evolve any further than Mega Evolve
>>58722184His "Rival" Palafin is clearly based on Superman/Stereotypical Superhero. I suppose they decided to double up on it and turned Scovillain into Lex Luthor?
>>58722221>>58722256>>58723005>>58723318Scovillain with his Tera Kryptonite armor, when?
>>58722184Palafin! Your time has come!
>>58722805if you think mega starmie looks good youre a stupid fucking retard who doesnt matter, and thats objective fact that upsets your subhuman ass lel
>>58723276>Eternal floette
>>58723683falls under the "can't evolve any further" rule, she died and was resurrected as an immortal
>>58723683Eternal Floette cannot evolve any further, that's right.
>>58722184Looks like shit desu.
>>58722194how is that not kino you baboon
>>58722184evil is serious business
>>58722194It becomes the REAL villain (Capitalism)
>>58722256He comes the JLU Lex who was fused with Braniac and had a double personality.
>>58723701>>58723704anyways, is still a middle stage, and thus the first middle stage that gains a mega, so Scovillain will have an evo.
Scovillzain isn't a middle evoltuion, yall just have kanto 3 head syndrome
>>58722338have you ever fought a moody mon team? it's just bs every time.
is it just me or are the pokedex descriptions extra stupid?
>>58722634>>58722645they should have made it become quadrupedal, gain a third yellow head, and look something like a dragon or so. Add in whatever flourishes you like but that would have been the ideal option for it. And it should have been an evo, and include "scotch bonnet" or "reaper" into the name.
>>58723276>and Z-A reiterated that only Pokemon that can't evolve any further than Mega Evolveuh huh, until gamefreak adds an evo for camerupt or abomasnow and clarifies that since it's only able to evolve in this region or that region (or when exposed to special items from that region teehee) it can be "fully evolved" and mega'd while still having another stage of standard evolution. Of course.
>>58722835Finally, somebody said it.
>>58724457See >>58722225.Also, why is Portugal in bold there?
>>58724457Unironically like when people make charts like this
>>58722805autist is having shit taste, surprising.
>>58722225>>58724717>my subjective opinion is factI still think it looks good
>>58722184they're not even trying to NOT call it a necktie. Not even a necktie-like fruit?
>>58724819it's a Thai (tie) chilli pepperit's a pun
>>58722597It already almost follows the same stat spread
>>58722329ZU by technicality.
>>58724815I think you're an idiot and according to your stupid logic you shouldn't contest my opinion. Idiot.
>>58724868did I strike a nerve?
So what's Mega Heatran's dex entry? It looks like it's in pain.
>>58724871How would I be personally offended by that? I was pointing out the stupidity of that argument. Idiot.
>>58724887>I claim your opinion isn't fact>you freak out and portray me as someone who thinks you can't disagree with opinionswhat?
>>58724894Opinions ARE facts that can be quantified and rationalized, idiot.>portray me as someone who thinks you can't disagree with opinionsYou did that yourself. Idiot.
>>587248861.8 million degrees Fahrenheit
>>58724910>umm actually opinions are factslollmao even>You did that yourself. Idiot.how so?
>>58724913Kinda lame dex entry. I expected it to mention that it lost its legs and lower jaw
>>58724923>needed AI for a replyYou pretty much admitted you are too ignorant and stupid this conversation. Even worse that you needed it when faced with basic facts about statistics. I hope you didn't pay for that stupid answer.>how so?Why even post >>58724815 if you don't believe that it invalidates the other argument?Why am I even bothering with you? You're clearly a genuine idiot that believes arguments are won by acting smug despite being full of shit.
>>58724923nta but>using chatgpt seriously in an argumentcome on now lmao
>>58724958>You pretty much admitted you are too ignorant and stupid this conversationagain, how so?>Even worse that you needed it when faced with basic facts about statisticswhen did you post a fact or statistic, are you retarded?>I hope you didn't pay for that stupid answer.it's google.What you claimed is so wrong a basic google search disproves it. My god even children know the difference between facts and opinions>Why even post >>58724815 (You) if you don't believe that it invalidates the other argument?The picture made a factual claim, I just pointed that out.>Why am I even bothering with you? You're clearly a genuine idiot that believes arguments are won by acting smug despite being full of shit.look ma, I'm projecting>>58724959didn't think using google ai would trigger people.
>>58724968Opinions don't come from nowhere. Statistics is the science that rationalizes opinions and discovers the facts behind them. This is shit you should have learned in middle school. How YOUNG are you?>The picture made a factual claim, I just pointed that out.That makes no sense. If you don't disagree with it, why act like you do? Am I being trolled or did you lose your own plot?>projectingHonestly, you don't need my help to look bad. At this point, I'm getting second-hand embarrasment from how dumb and ignorant of it you are.
>>58725003>Opinions don't come from nowhere. Statistics is the science that rationalizes opinions and discovers the facts behind them. This is shit you should have learned in middle school. How YOUNG are you?could you define what you think an opinion is?>That makes no sense. If you don't disagree with it, why act like you do? Am I being trolled or did you lose your own plot?I do disagree with the opinion, however i'm pointing out that saying it "looks bad" is an opinion>Honestly, you don't need my help to look bad. At this point, I'm getting second-hand embarrasment from how dumb and ignorant of it you are.dude you just keep going
>>58722184>more dragon features>suit with popped collar was it intentional
>AAAAAAA I'M CONCEPTING ALL OVER THE PLACE
>>58725011An opinion is simply a statement that, for one reason or another, is not definitive. The only reason "Scovillian looks bad" is not a definitive statement is because of idiots like you that will contest it, despite more sane people being in general agreement.>dude you just keep goingRight back at you. Everything you've done just proves what I've said about your aguments and yourself. It's not my fault that you are too stupid or unwilling to understand it. But I'll give you this; it's really best to just stop at this point. I know I'm right and so does everyone else.You can jerk yourself off all you want over having the final word, it will just again prove how much of an idiot you are.
>>58725069>An opinion is simply a statement that, for one reason or another, is not definitive. The only reason "Scovillian looks bad" is not a definitive statement is because of idiots like you that will contest it, despite more sane people being in general agreement.so you agree it's subjective>Right back at you. Everything you've done just proves what I've said about your aguments and yourself. It's not my fault that you are too stupid or unwilling to understand it. But I'll give you this; it's really best to just stop at this point. I know I'm right and so does everyone else.anon you're literally claiming opinions are factual, take a moment to process your own posts>You can jerk yourself off all you want over having the final word, it will just again prove how much of an idiot you are.thanks man I appreciate the concession
>underrated mon gets an underrated megabased, i'm loving this as a contrarian
>>58725030>only appeals to manchildren>part of a dying japanese franchise from the 90s with too many fucking entries in it that is trying to save itself by reinventing its combat system (which did not need reinventing)you might be onto something anon
>>58725069>This statement is not definitive because it's not a definitive statement (in my opinion)Nice one, I'm jealous of everyone who gets to share a road with you
>>58722184>"necktie" in quotesIt's his dick.
>>58722329if it gets Chlorohyll i think it'll be fine, solar beam spam and sun boosted fire blast is going to hit like a truck and it gets zen headbutt crunch and stomping tantrum for coverage
>>58725507okay, but will it be usable in vgc
>>58725517depends if it gets bodied by Urshifu/Incineroar
>>58722329>65 hp 85/85 DefOof lmao.I genuinely genuinely believe there's ZU shit with more bulk
>>58724457>red head shoots grass attacks >green head shoots fire Shouldn't it be the other way around? the scarlet dex says "The RED head converts spicy chemicals into fire energy and blasts the surrounding area with a super spicy stream of flame"
>>58724405Maybe ____ Scovillain regional form.
>>58723826I hope the mega inspires more art like this
>>58722184>Le businessmen ebil because capitalismEnough conceptmonsEnough mememonsEnough le politicalmonsEnough jobmonsJust STOP and make normal creatures man.
>>58724457It doesn't matter how many concepts it's based on when it looks like total shit
>>58727240It's over. Look at how many shiteaters in this thread are defending it. This is what people want now.
>>58727289True. Scovillian fans must be Gen5 fans, considering how pretentious they are.
>>58724531It's not just you. It's intentionally meant to be silly.
>>58727240Nah make more jobmons. Everyone should be employed unironically
>>58724457>NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S BASED ON THING
>>58724825
>>58725453The irony eludes you.
scovillain is my fav currentgen monnew form is nicesomeone at gf still has taste
people disliking Scovillain is how I know this fanbase has always had shit taste
>>58727781>disliking a shitmon that looks like shit means you have shit taste
>>58724457>Doumokoumo in /vp/Speaking of obscure yokais
>>58727887Nobody was speaking of obscure yokai.
>>58727882>it looks like shit because it looks like a classic pokemon and not an overdesigned numon
two business wives
>>58728000>It looks good because it looks like an early-installment-weirdness suffering protomon and not an actual pokemon
>>58722243>Scovillain drops the faux clothing aspectIt has PANTS
>>58722184Except for the tie, I like that he now looks more like a bootleg dragon
>>58728028>>58728000samefag
>>58728079cope
>>58728085>filenameAre you seriously using your iPoo to samefag?
>>58724457DEEPEST LORE!
>>58724457this is so stupid. Scovillain's design has nothing to do with western films
>>58728300Learn to read charts, stupid. "Red Hot Yee-Haw" is the translation of the move in the card, which references gunmen doing what the picture connected with the yellow line shows.
>>58722651Even KANTOOOOO mons are different from any oversimplified Paldea mons and ZA megas. They weren't meant to be quick to model.
>>58728377wow so it has nothing to do with the design at is there for no reason at all as I was saying. Good reading and comprehension moron
>>58722184>everything must be le jobmon
>>58728411The screenshot of Scovillian shooting with its two heads, above the gunman, is there to make the comparison obvious to imbeciles like you that can't rotate apples in their head. It's not our fault that you are such a worthless idiot that you can't even piece together something so simple an obvious to everyone else.
>>58728416>everything must be a NEET cartoon animal
>>58728416Don't lie- you'd love Stingmon as a pokémon.
>>58728439>every pokemon that can use bullet seed is now based on pistolssuck my cock you worthless faggot
>>58728468It's not the move, you fucking idiot, it's the twin heads being compared to twin pistols by the OFFICIAL card, you shit-for-brains.I didn't make the post, nor the image, nor the card- I don't even agree with the comparison because Ghidorah exists.I'm just pointing how much of a stupid idiot you are for failing to read the chart despite how easy it is to understand it. Your problem is that your stupity makes you full of yourself (in other words, you're full shit).>Verification is not required.
>>58728529IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO MADE THE COMPARISON, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE CARD IS OFFICIAL, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DESIGNTHEDESINGMORON
>>58725406>Yakuza>>>90s
>>58728557It's not saying Scovillian is a fucking cowboy, you useless sack of shit, it's explaining where the Yee-Haw -in the card- came from and it's relationship with Spain/Paldea.Retard.
>>58728557you're the same kind of mouthbreather that would be complaining if Scovillain had assless chaps and handguns
>has hands at the side ready to draw pistles in a classic cowboy pose>dex entry shows him having a stand off>the connection between spaghetti westerns as spainfor fucks sake we even got a tumbleweed pokemon to add it the western aesthetic
>>58722184So like, he's absolutely getting locked with Chlorophyll, right. Those stats are not doing it any favors otherwise unless it gets like Chlorophyll+ as some signature ability.>>58722329I forgot how pitiful its base stats are, goddamn. It's like the embodiment of the Gen 3 stats meme.
>>58724457
>>58723038I don’t get it
>>58729024cream helps calm down spicy foods
>>58729024>>58729027
>>58728745>pistles*PistolsDumb ESL.
>>58728745>classic cowboy poseIt looks more like they are about to dance like a chicken, specially because of their "arms". It doesn't matter how good the concept is if you botch the execution.
>>58729104Chickens have their arms crotched back inwards, this is clearly a standoff post
>>58722184>necktie that's a penis
>>58729104/vp/ says dumb things all the time but this is a standout stupid post
a>>58729118No. At best, it looks like this. But really, it looks more like a silly dance.
>>58729161Given te astounding stupidity shown by Scovillian fans ITT, I'll take that as a compliment.
>>58729104>>58729166you're trying too hard
>>58729180>I have no argument but still want to make him to be in the wrong somehow
>>58729202you comparing it's pose to a chicken is all the argument I need bro.You're trying too hard
>>58729206You are the one trying hard- to deny reality, that is.
>>58729213it's a reality that scovillain looks like a chicken?dude you're trying way too hard, no one else thinks it looks like a chicken or doing a dance.
>>58729219>it's a reality that scovillain looks like a chicken?I didn't say that. I said that it looks like it's about to do the chicken dance.>no one else thinks it looks like a chicken or doing a danceThat is your opinion. And your opinion is wrong. Once again, you are too stupid for this conversation.
>>58729245anon you're opinion is stupid and it's clear you're trying too hard
>>58722225me but the oppositeI think scovillain's concept is fucking stupid but I like it how looks anyways
>chlorophyl doubles it's 75 speed>150 speedit should've gotten 151 speed in the sun
>>58729618it’s actually more like 200 speed
>>58729618The doubling applies after EVs, and full EV investment can boost a stat by +63
>>58729707>>58729746then it's fast, why's everyone shitting on its states then?
>>58729773It's kind of locked to a sun team so its usefulness is limited. Having sub 100 in defenses and speed is a liability.
>>58729841The sun will alway be up since Mega CHARIZARD Y will be on every team
>>58729248>>58729219>>58729206>>58729180And metadoom is epic
