>>58739472
well at least he backed off

>>58739472
>be 8, playing Platinum in a Borders cafe
>older kid comes up to me and asks if I wanted to trade
>I'm bored, say sure (we'll call him C)
>C gave off a weird vibe, but he played Pokemon so he's cool to me
>do a few trade evolutions like Scizor and Gengar
>I notice C is playing as Dawn, think its weird but whatever
>a week later, C comes up to me outside of my school
>turns out we go to the same school, he's in 7th and I'm in 4th
>cool
>play Pokemon after school almost every day until we get picked up
>one day kids from C's class come by calling him a faggot and asking why he's hanging out with me (a 4th grader)
>he's visibly uncomfortable, and then they start pushing him around, calling him names
>they tell me to leave
>one of the kids grabs his DS and throws it on the ground, breaking it
>I kick one of them in the balls, best I can do
>I get punched in the face
>I'm crying on the ground now, and they take my DS and break it (the games were fine)
>they leave after beating up C
>drama ensues, our parents come, the police come, and the 3 bullies get expelled and go to juvie
>after that he's really attached to me for sticking up for him
>it's no problem because we're friends
>one Friday C asks me if I want to sleepover for the weekend
>sure, what the hell, why not
>get my mom's permission, she knows of him because of the incident so she doesn't mind
>get to his house, it's huge
>3 stories, 6 bedrooms, his dad is a banker or something
>he has 2 older brothers and a brother in a grade below me
>have the most fun night I've ever had
>his mom orders pizza, we all play SS Brawl and Mario Kart for hours
>eventually his brothers leave and we play Pokemon in his room until we fall asleep
>rinse and repeat for Saturday
>except that night, he tries to kiss me in his room
>dude what the fuck
>don't say anything to him after that
>text my mom to pick me up
>avoid him at school
I feel bad now, but I didn't know how to handle that back then.

>>58739488
pedos being pedos earlier and earlier LMAO

>>58739492
Yeah I don't know what was going on in his head. I'm not gay and there was a huge 3-4 year age gap.

>>58739557
>3-4 years
>huge
i agree at 8 the age gap seems to be uncommon going anywhere past a kiss or comparing but once you're 11-12 some already start experiencing, and from 13-14-15 onward teens already fuck each other and older partners who are late teens, the 17 ones have no problems having middle age partners either

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>>58739610
>past a kiss or comparing
Bro, comparing what?

>>58739630
BENIS :DDD :D :DD

>>58739488
There is such a weird overlap between LGBT and rich parents. But I guarantee you he probably faced some sex abuse somewhere before. Don't feel bad, you were a much younger child, what were you supposed to do?

>>58739488
>>58739557
>11-12 year old going after 8 year old
>got you alone in his room at night
A future groomer/pedo, you did the right thing getting out of that situation as soon as possible. The fact he had no friends in his grade says enough, he would’ve become obsessed and creepily emotionally dependent on you if you stayed.
On the other hand, you lost a rich simp who could’ve got you anything you wanted. Is that worth one day waking up to him licking your body or masturbating to you? Who knows.

>>58739610
Don't be disingenuous, 4th and 7th grade is a huge gap.

>>58739488
Was he cute?

>>58739472
>>58739488
this never happened

>>58739723
this, just chuds making out their fantasys again lol

>>58739730
>escaping pedo rapists makes you a chud

>>58739488
>>58739653
>>58739686
That reminds me, I completely left it out because I was about to hit the 2000 character limit, but for standing up for her son, his mom replaced my OG DS that the bullies broke with a brand new DS Lite, which is how we were able to play Pokemon that night.
>Don't feel bad, you were a much younger child, what were you supposed to do?
Yeah if I was older, and at least his age, I might've known how to tell him I don't feel that way about him and tried to still be friends.
>Is that worth one day waking up to him licking your body or masturbating to you?
Bruh.

>>58739488
>(we'll call him C)
Just make up a name faggot

>>58739472
Why didn't you say yes?

>>58739472
>at con, taking pictures of sexy Pokegirls
>slutty as hell Skyla, super tight shorts Hilda etc
>spot Dawn cosplayer with character-accurate skirt length, no idea how the hell that got past security
>panties only not visible when standing perfectly upright
>notices I'm looking and asks if I like his cosplays
>realize it's a guy
>asks me if I want to come with him
>fuckitwhatever
>gives me a blowjob in a toilet stall and cum on his costume
>never saw him again after that, no idea what his name was
Still feels like a dream honestly.

>>58739854
GOD I wish that were me

>>58739854
Slut.

>>58739686
>>58739686
>On the other hand, you lost a rich simp who could’ve got you anything you wanted.
>Is that worth one day waking up to him licking your body or masturbating to you? Who knows.
Not that anon, but I absolutely would've been ok with this as long as he didn't go around telling people I was his boyfriend.

>>58739610
Kids grow quick nigga. Even teens. The mental gap is wide

>>58739484
Yeah, it's not like he could've forced himself on me anyways, it was a semi-crowded part of the con.

>>58739854
This would've been insanely based if it was a chick.

>>58739800
It would've gone past the 2000 letter limit.

>>58739488
>"bullies" defend a small child from a pedo groomer rapists
>get expelled and sent to juvie for it
State enforced pederasty and you deserved it btw

>>58740825
How could they have known?

>>58741307
why do you think they were bullying him

>>58741316
Because he was a loner?

>>58740825
YEAH lmao.

>>58741307
>>58741354
Reread
>>58739488
>>one day kids from C's class come by calling him a faggot and asking why he's hanging out with me (a 4th grader)
They knew he was a fag and a creep who was into a 4th grader boy

>read thread for weird interactions
>it’s all gay rape
is that all the pokemon community is?

>>58741616
any community with a large population of repressed men is all gay rape

>>58741616
Out of the 3 interactions, nothing happened in 2 of them, and the 3rd was consensual. What??

>>58741616
Well nobody else told a story, the pool is kinda skewed.

>>58739653
This. One friend's dad is super high up in my old job. A mutual of ours told me that one time, while mutual was smoking in friend's living room, friend left the room, returned wearing a skirt, and left thinking he could gaslight our mutual that it didn't happen and he only saw it because he was high. It was nicotine, not weed. No idea what the faggot was thinking but ever since then I've not stayed the night at his house

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Shit thread is gay
Here's a non gay stupid happening that happened to me, not weird just dumb
>around 2008
>was into pokemon tcg, no money for big spending so I just played what I could and bought some booster packs
>got a decent collection of cards I didn't used, shiny jolteon, some foil energy cards etc
>random guy starts coming into the card shop I played at, spends big and in no time everybody treats him like a friends, I guess having a rich friend is never a bad idea
>But the guy is an insufferable assburger
>If he sees a card he wants in somebody's collection he just takes it and says he'll pay later, sometimes he does and sometimes he doesn't
>He takes notice of my foil energy cards, like pic related
>I don't want to sell or trade but he still takes them straight from my deck, I report him but the judges and owner are completely on his side
>since I'm just a teenager I just seethe about it until I figure out he literally stole from me, so I'll do the same to him
>constantly observe him for weeks, I notice sometimes he leaves his deck box on the tables, and I happen to have a box of the same color
>make a throwaway trash deck, wait for him to get distracted and just swap them
>I don't even bother running away, I just stay there watching
>he grabs his box, looks at the cards, gets pale and says nothing
>I sleep like a baby that day
>next week he's not around, but one older guy takes me to the side and tells me he saw me do the swap, but he only asks to give the card the other guy stole to him
>some Gardevoirs, I don't even care if he's lying or not, I just do it because I don't care for the other cards, just my own shit
>Assburger returns after some weeks, totally humbled, his friends tell him he had it coming and to just let go for his own good
>I sold some of the cards a few years ago, a good bundle of cards for like 20k bucks
>Pokemon cards really do bring out the worst on people
And no, I'm not black

>>58742153
Imagine stealing.

>be me, 12
>Heartgold/soulsilver come out
>Have an action replay and r4, learn how to generate Pokemon on computer
>Start ring where I sell custom Pokemon to classmates, 5 dollars each or a whole team for $20
>Sells like hotcakes, make hundreds of dollars
>Learn about FEAR rattata, bet a kid 100 dollars that I can beat any Pokemon of his with a level 1 rattata 1v1
>Win, refuses to pay claiming I cheated
>Kick him in the balls, he hits the ground, throws up and cries
>get suspended for 3 days from school

Fuck you Aaron I won that fair and square and you deserved that nard shot.

>Bonus: Aaron grew up to be a tranny lmao

>>58742543
i wont lie, if you remove part about games and cheating pokemon, this is literally a thing that can happen in-universe

>>58742543
>fair and square
>uses cheap ass tactic you learned about from elsewhere
>that would've been easily countered had he realized from your proposition what you were going for
Anon, that's called a scam.

>>58739630
>he never compared peepees with his bros
Loser

>>58742798
nta i once cockmogged my cousin who is two years older than me

>>58742799
Based

>>58742560
raising pokemon is canonically way more tedious than the gameplay makes it out to be. You have to find the space, resources, and knowledge of exotic animal caregiving on steroids

>>58742574
>I bet I can beat you with x
>*beats you with x*
>YOU'RE A SCAMMER A SCAMMER!!!!
Imagine not thinking there's some trick at play. Anyone with half a brain could think it through and at bare minimum decide to not take the bet, lmao.

>>58742798
>>58742799
>tfw I was the one cockmogged by my classmate
>had to kiss his because I lost
The story isn't entirely pokemon related so I won't be sharing the story.

>>58742798
>Tfw I had no bros to compare peepees with
Did I miss out?

>>58739472
I was working at Best Buy in grad school and some 50-something-year-old lady talked my ear off about how she used to work for the Beckett TCG magazine back in the day.

>>58743677
Yes.

>>58743863
Damn, I feel cheated

>>58743992
My friend group never did that shit (to my knowledge, maybe I was the odd man out) but I can credit a plurality of the blowjobs I’ve received in my life to getting pantsed in 8th grade gym class. I’m not circumcised while most American men my age are, and the three girls who saw it told all their friends and it snowballed from there to the point that I was 24 the last time a woman sucked my dick just for the novelty of playing with my foreskin since they’d heard that I didn’t get the good goy snip due to that event.

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Being into Pokemon got me aquainted with some of my elementery school's wierder kids. The cremè de le cremè was this one girl that:
>Belived that she was a werewolf
>Also belives in witchcraft
>And also that the tree in the playground was one of many important sacred trees of life
> I still don't know if she sincerity believed that stuff or if she was just LARPing
>After the sixth grade she started going to a private art school that is infamous in my community for churning out wierdos
>I also had a crush on her thst I publicly announced to the whole class. Bullet dodged, I guess.

>>58744574
Why did you publicly declare your love for her?

>>58739488
The rich family was the biggest red flag of all. All homos I've ever known have been rich (until college when they become very poor)

>>58741642
See: The Catholic Church
See: Competitive Smash Brothers
See: Prison

Not weird or gay, so I'd figure I'd share

>Be me, 15 in highschool
>HGSS just come out
>Don't get it because "too old for pokemon"
>On the bus after soccer practice
>Team captain pulls out his DS
>Me: are you playing Pokemon...
>Him: yeah they remade G&S and it's great
>Shows me pokewalker he had in his pocket during practice
>Blew my mind that one of the coolest kids in school would play pokemon, especially in front of everyone
>I go out the next day and buy it
>Bring pokewalker and DS to school
>Play on back of bus with captain and other friends
>Spend the rest of the month playing and trading
>Start hanging out with Captain outside of practice and school
>He's older and can drive
>Spend the rest of the year getting invited to parties and hanging out with him and girls

That whole experience made me less afraid to showcase my hobbies, even if they seem childish. It also got me back into pokemon after I "outgrew" it during middle school

>>58745226
Imagine being so insecure you waited until the cool kids said they liked it to reveal your power level

>>58745288
>waited until the cool kids said they liked it
Unless you're cool, this is what you need to do to fit in. You'll get relentlessly bullied if you don't have the skills, or live in a fucked up place. I (and my friends) had to hide Pokemon all of middle school since I was socially awkward. Some of my friends weren't, but they knew it was a death sentence ti let others know you still liked it

>>58745226
The good ending? What the fuck?

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>>58739472
“Hey, hey. That’s the guy. That’s the…guy whose chin looks like a-a BALLS.”

>>58745492
>good ending

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>>58745226
>>58745288
>>58745294
It's literally
>The Chad master morality
Vs
>The virgin slave morality

The master secure im himself and his power does what he wants irregardless of other people's opinion. The slave living by herd instinct can only blindly follow and submit to the will of the group.

>>58746735
Yeah this actually makes sense. I will say, it's not the worst possible outcome. That would be that he never really liked Pokemon at all until that kid started openly playing it, and that's how he got into it.

>>58739472
Apart from you people. None. I keep shit to myself, don't say anything, and don't interact with Pokemon in the outside world.

>>58746766
That sounds boring and lonely

>>58739653
>>58742090
>>58745198
It’s because being pampered and spoiled makes them soft and gay, also more prone to deviancy because they were raised being coddled and thus allowed to get away with more.

>>58739653
Now that you mention it youre right, shiiiiet

>>58739488
You did the right thing

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>>58742153
>No Im not black
Pic related t. you when havent stolen in 2 weeks

>>58743018
What do you mean? All you need is a box of full restores

>>58739488
almost got molested by a gay jew, that's crazy

>>58739488
Dodged a bullet.

>>58739488
>>58739737
>his mom bought and replaced his DS in the middle of a depression
It would have been really really gay, and extremely immoral, but you could've married into money.

>>58747382
Is he white turning black from a desire to steal, or black turning white from not stealing?

>>58739488
>I feel bad now
You shouldn't, seek therapy.

Bump

>>58739737
>his mom replaced my OG DS that the bullies broke with a brand new DS Lite
Nvm you did the wrong thing and you should’ve stayed and wore a chastity belt to prevent gay rape

>>58751301
Those don't protect the angus.

>>58751301
Stockholm would set in

>Me, 7 years old and Pokemon is huge
>Me and my friends would play a roleplaying game at lunch time where you pretend you're any fictional character, a lot of kids picked Pokemon and we'd playfight and chase eachother around
>Soon other kids caught on and ask to join
>One of them was a 12 year old
>Eh, he likes Pokemon, he's cool
>I say I want to be a Nidoran
>He says he'll also be a Nidoran
>Play on the playground for a bit till we're Nidorina and Nidorino
>Says we should go on a quest for Moonstones
>Leads me to the back of the oval
>Says he's "hard but floppy"
>Ask what he means because I have no idea at 7 years old
>Shows me his dick
>I walk away and the next day say I'm a different Pokemon

To no ones surprise he went on to become a stalker in highschool

>>58752956
You a girl or did you want to be a female Nidoran?

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>older cousin from out of town comes over
>go sledding with him
>he doesn't wear snowpants during it so his pants get wet from snow
>get back home
>seems too eager to get his pants off and tries to talk me into doing it too
>even at 6 this shit is weird as fuck to me and i dont budge
>pulls out a gameboy and shows me how to do the missingno glitch afterwards like nothing happened

>>58752996
Girl

>>58739488
>I notice C is playing as Dawn, think its weird but whatever
Typical tranny behavior. Not surprised he turned out to be a gay pedo, lol.

>>58753013
were you a girl then or only now

One time I got kicked out of a pokemon convention in Perth for taking photos of a girl dressed as misty despite there being almost zero evidence they seized my phone and called the police and i had to wait with the security guards for 2 hours before they escorted me out and all the fucking trannies applauded despite not hearing my side of the story, it made me hate misty and pokemon for years

>>58753124
australia is so cucked

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>>58753124
>almost zero evidence

>>58752956
>>58753012
Why is everyone a victim?

>>58753976
Because the fandom is full of perverts and autists. And cause the predators wouldn't post in this thread.

>>58739610
I was 28 and dated a 17 yo her rod was huge

>>58739472
This guy here >>58753984

>>58753984
Jail??

>>58754472
It's legal in most states and countries anon

>>58753976
What >>58753983 said
The perpetrator wouldn't see the situation as "weird", their pov would be "aw, I got rejected, that sucks"

>>58753095
Only now

>>58744574
Anon, believe me when I say that my first girlfriend (high school) was one of these girls. Stay far away, untreated or unmanaged autism is a nightmare to handle.

>>58754974
geg trannies just admitting it these days

>>58755016
I know this from experience. The worst part is being made out to be the bad guy when you try to leave her.

>>58753984
i once dated a 15 yo and came literally form h*nd-h*lding
ngl bitch was into harry potter stuff or smth literally did it out of curiosity and loneliness

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>>58739472
>Sitting down in an empty public bathroom stall taking a dump
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes Pokemon
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question and ask him to please respond
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he thinks he'd like to play it
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"

>>58755360
>>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes Pokemon
I stopped reading here because I refuse to experience sympathetic embarrassment for a retard

>>58740825
Breaking his DS was unnecessary

>>58755469
he deserved to be beaten to death. You faggots need to be expunged.

>>58755360
Almost bgave myself a stomach ache imagining the embarrassment. How do you function? How do you live?

>>58739488
>rich
>gay
>dad is a banker
Be honest was he jewish.

Pokemon GO servers went online the day I got married. My wife and I paused our newlywed sexual rituals and went pokemon hunting directly after the wedding reception.

>>58755360
Why would you ever start a conversation in a bathroom stall? Who the fuck are you?

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>>58739472
>be me, college student
>summer break just started and I'm stuck on campus while everyone else has gone home
>pokemon GO was brand new that summer
>riding my bike around to find mons
>someone stuck the nearest gym in the middle of a construction site so you can't even get close enough to battle unless you work there
>anyways, in the midst of this, also trying to get laid
>messaging a girl on tinder (yeah I know)
>both of us were playing pokemon go at the time
>decide to meet up and go walking around to catch mons
>the day before we meet niantic fucks up the servers
>I lose my account
>if I try to login niantic says it doesn't exist, can't find anything associated with my username or stuff I used to make it
>hastily make a new account the day before our date
>she sees I don't have any mons
>she doesn't say it but its obvious she thinks I lied to her about being into the game just to ask her out
>its awkward, barely talk all date and she leaves early
Fuck you niantic

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>>58739472
>>58755360
>Go to a stall in a public bathroom
>While I’m taking a dump, some guy in the stall next to me asks me if I like Pokemon
>Ignore him
>He asks me again, this time adding “please respond”
>Don’t feel like having a conversation, just tell him “not really”
>He asks me if I think I’d like to play it
>I say "No"
>Guy gets mad and hits the wall of my stall like a lunatic
>He says "Sorry"
>I ignore him
>He holds some money under the stall like he’s offering it to me
>I ignore it
>He tells me to take it
>I say no
>Guy leaves his stall, but for some reason he goes to stand in front of my stall
>I stay in the stall a bit longer, this creep is still waiting outside the door
>I leave the stall
>He says "I just want to apologise"
>I tell him to fuck off

>>58756150
kek

>>58756150
you like pokémon now?

>>58756180
Occasionally

>>58739488
I'm C

>>58756225
Nice larp. What were your intentions for anon?

>>58756228
soup rice tongue but hole

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>>58739472

>>58756852
A true aryan classic

>>58739472
why are family guy compilations better than the actual show?
there's some interesting stuff like the time travel or escaping jail but it's shit most of the time, but there are some decent jokes in there

>>58756852
>the one about the horse show convention
Accurate. In high school over 10 years ago, I went to a horse show convention with a friend because he was into it, and he was always complaining that we just hang out and play video games/Pokemon all day because it's what I wanna do, and we never do stuff he wants to do. Anyways we go to the show and a bunch of faggots are being inappropriate towards us, and some guy even tried to show us porn because we couldn't get into he 18+ section. We ended up leaving early, and to this day, we just do what I want to do, because something weird always happens when we go along with his plans.

>>58755360
>>58756150
Duality of shitters

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>be ~10
>pokemon TCG was at its peak in our school
>we were all ESL dumb kids so we had no idea how to play
>straight up just homebrew rules and card effects
>one trainer card in particular was called "lady kill" because playing it would win you the game instantly (with the reasoning being that Lady Kill kills everything)
>1-card exodia
>it quickly becomes meta paired with gorrilions of draw cards
>fast foward
>we bet money on our pokemon games
>one day my friend loses because some guy topdecked lady kill on the very first turn
>he gets so pissed he jumped onto the table and kicked the other guy at full force
>can vividly remember the sound of his teeth shattering
>massive brawl breaks out and teachers have to intervene
>principal bans ALL card games
>later that day my friend gets cornered by Yugioh players in the parking lot
>they beat him to near death

>>58757744
brown moment

>>58739472
Despite being into Pokémon for like 25 years now, I somehow never ran into major weirdos. The most noticeable thing I can think of was at a Pokémon event decades ago. There was this tall fat dude who cosplayed as a Garchomp, I thought he was gonna be a fursuit weirdo but he was actually pretty chill, talked to him for a bit.
Honestly a fucking miracle I never encountered any weirdos IRL. But I don't go outside much in the first place so that helps. Also, I've witnessed many schizos on /vp/ obviously.

>>58757896
Impressive. But that just means you're due.

>>58758648
Yeah, I'm afraid so. Some day I'll get harassed by some faggot because I'm playing Pokémon Go, I can feel it.

>>58739472
well atleast he's not a pedophile.

>>58758880
He's going to yell at you for being team instinct.

>>58758944
Surprising given the nature of pokemon fans and cosplayers