Every Eevee always gets its own thread except JolteonThe lack of zap makes me very angryyyyyy!!!
>>58744229honestly it's because Jolteon fans are the most normal and respectable. Most other eeveelution fans are creepy and coomerbrained as fuck.I try to ignore eevee fans as a whole so let me know if I'm wrong but I think Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, and Leafeon fans are the cool ones
>inb4 chappy
>>58744249>le chappy and I want to breed a Jolteon.
>Jolteon is not breedable at all!>hehe... right?
>>58744249Might just start inserting chappy to random comments I make in other threads to bug him.
>>58744247>Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Leafeonthose are like the least lewded ones so checks out
>>58744247What's wrong with Umbreon's fans?
>>58744458because its so popular its fandom got flooded with dograpists.
chappy is the jeet-schizo, she tries to act all wholesome and "aw shucks" to throw us off her scent, but deep down you know it. i know. they also both showed up at the same timeif this post gets deleted, know that its the trvth
>>58744458>>58744475I didn't include them because I've seen at least 10 people wearing Umbreon tails in public all throughout my life from high school to as recently as last month.Literally just Umbreon. I have never seen people wearing furry tails of any other pokemon, ever.No Umbreon fan has ever done anything not okay that I've seen online or offline but the tail wearers make me feel like there's some weird shit behind closed doors
>>58744229there was one not that long ago
>>58744561You're the 'jeet-schizo'. I can tell by the way you type
>page 10You're not going anywhere, yet!
>58748459>n-no u the schizo!Smartest chappyfag
>bumped from 11That’s how you know it was chappy kek
>>58750534Look how cute Jolteon looks now <3
best and most kino TCG art>you will never see a jolteon run up and down your office window
>>58752569holy shit, is it actually that fast?
>>58754303Probably not as fast as it looks in that image, but it’s like the 5th fastest Pokemon if you exclude megas/legendaries, so it can really zip around.
You like kissing jolts, don't you?
>>58757754usually Jolteon is the bold one that attacks other Eevees with kisses
would it feel like a lemon
>>58757754Yes.Sweet kisses on its forehead as a show affection.
>>58758321you're gonna burn your tongue jolteon...
>>58752139Wonder how long it will stay cute