Every Eevee always gets its own thread except JolteonThe lack of zap makes me very angryyyyyy!!!
>>58744229honestly it's because Jolteon fans are the most normal and respectable. Most other eeveelution fans are creepy and coomerbrained as fuck.I try to ignore eevee fans as a whole so let me know if I'm wrong but I think Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, and Leafeon fans are the cool ones
>inb4 chappy
>>58744249>le chappy and I want to breed a Jolteon.
>Jolteon is not breedable at all!>hehe... right?
>>58744249Might just start inserting chappy to random comments I make in other threads to bug him.
>>58744247>Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Leafeonthose are like the least lewded ones so checks out
>>58744247What's wrong with Umbreon's fans?
>>58744458because its so popular its fandom got flooded with dograpists.
chappy is the jeet-schizo, she tries to act all wholesome and "aw shucks" to throw us off her scent, but deep down you know it. i know. they also both showed up at the same timeif this post gets deleted, know that its the trvth
>>58744458>>58744475I didn't include them because I've seen at least 10 people wearing Umbreon tails in public all throughout my life from high school to as recently as last month.Literally just Umbreon. I have never seen people wearing furry tails of any other pokemon, ever.No Umbreon fan has ever done anything not okay that I've seen online or offline but the tail wearers make me feel like there's some weird shit behind closed doors
>>58744229there was one not that long ago
>page 10You're not going anywhere, yet!
>58748459>n-no u the schizo!Smartest chappyfag
>bumped from 11That’s how you know it was chappy kek
>>58750534Look how cute Jolteon looks now <3
best and most kino TCG art>you will never see a jolteon run up and down your office window
>>58752569holy shit, is it actually that fast?
>>58754303Probably not as fast as it looks in that image, but it’s like the 5th fastest Pokemon if you exclude megas/legendaries, so it can really zip around.
You like kissing jolts, don't you?
>>58757754usually Jolteon is the bold one that attacks other Eevees with kisses
would it feel like a lemon
>>58757754Yes.Sweet kisses on its forehead as a show affection.
>>58758321you're gonna burn your tongue jolteon...
>>58752139Wonder how long it will stay cute
>>58760498He's gonna spill the food...
>>58755747Why Jolteon looking like that?
>>58760737Jolteon is always cute!
>>58765872Does charging batteries make Jolteon sleepy because it drains Jolteon of electricity?
I picked him when I played XD for the first time. Really like it's electric attacks
>>58756794looking dapper!
Me on the right.
>>58770793Hello, Umbreanon.
>>58744229
>>58772802me
>>58771457
Merry Joltmas
>>58779485Need to pet his tummy...
>>58744458
>>58781091The softest part?
>>58781465The only place not covered in sharp quills
so much cute jolteon christmas art <3
>>58778696he's a walking christmas tree compete with working lights
>>58775706cute!
>>58744709Who wears Umbreon tails anyway? I didn't know those existed.
>>58793147silly
>>58794438poor thing!jolty looks naked!
>>58796328We need to help Jolty find his neck ruff!
>>58796684Though he kind of deserves it for trying to steal Flareon's tail...
>>58796690HOW
>>58784202CUTIE
General question: Excluding any kind of stones, can Pokémon evolve without fighting?
>>58757754Diddyeon
>>58809586What a lil' sweetie, bringing me a basket of pretty flowers!
Shiny Jolteon should reverse the white and yellow. That'd be really neato.
But I love Jolteon
>page 10Oh no, you won't!
>>58754303The only Mewtwo counter in gen 1
>>58796690loving that big fluffy tail
>>58824271Why does he need a leash?
>>58826299incredibly high speed
>>58826299Try catching up to him when he spots a Skwovet on the other side of the park.
>>58818830kek
Has Chappy forsaken us?
>>58829314The real Chappy hasn't!
night night zap
