Mega Primarina on the next DLC!
>>58745471Prim already has a gimmick a signature Z-move.
>>58745472decidueye got both a unique z-move and a regional form the very next gen
>>58745471>next DLCGen 10 DLC isn't doing more Megas, they got their shot with LZA and they want to get ready to bring in a new gimmick for Gen 10 to keep Champions evergreen fresh, rather than introducing a bunch of Pokemon that no one will care about because Megas are too centralizing in a 4v4 metagame.
>>58745471There isn’t going to be another DLC, stupid. All the Pokémon that matter got their industry plant shill forms
>>58745482>Regional replacementHow is that relevant to anything?
>>58745482You have a point about Z-Moves, but Regional Replacements don't apply, they were perfectly willing to give Raichu some Mega Evolutions and give Slowpoke a regional despite Slowbro getting a Mega prior.
>>58745472Signature Z-Moves are really nothing. Oceanic Operetta is just about 14% stronger than a Hydro Vortex from Sparkling Aria, 5% than one from Hydro Pump and weaker than one based on Hydro Cannon. And using Primarinium Z potentially stops you from using Z-Rain Dance or other potentially more useful Waterium Z effects. They're just completely pointless.
>>58745471Saw this and the boobs didn't even register.They really do compliment the design.
>>58745471why does he have tits
>>58745471
>>58745525>That colour paletteYou know.
>>58745511some of them actually matter due to having special effects (kommo-o, eevee, lycanroc, etc.), but the majority are just "does a tiny bit more damage" which is horribly boring.
>>58745525Mega energy
Appears to be AI but if I had a "team" of sexy Pokegirls Primarina would be on it.Same with Noivern and Mienshao.
>>58745531Fun fact, the only Alola Pokémon with a signature Z-Move with a secondary effect in the original SM was Alolan Raichu. Starters, Tapus and Marshadow all simply do more damage. Meanwhile all Kanto ones aside Catastropika and Pulverizing Pancake had secondary effects.
>>58745553>Meanwhile all Kanto ones aside Catastropika and Pulverizing Pancake had secondary effects.To the surprise of no one.Fucking Kanto bias.
>>58745498Nta but are you willing to admit my man Samurott has a chance at getting a mega? Which is it pessimistfag?
>>58745573Either OG Samurott or Hisuian Samurott have potential to get a Mega, yes. But likely only one, just like how only classic Raichu and Slowbro can Mega Evolve whereas Alolan and Galarian don't get shit.
>>58745576hoping the base form gets a mega since it really needs it more since unlike the hisuian form it doesn't have a secondary typing or strong signature move
>>58745525Its her true form.
>>58745594Indeed. Samurott was my favorite pokemon until they introduced megas. I hate regional forms so I hope it's Unovian Samurott. And although I hate gen 7, I'm not ruling out the alolan starters either. Not only do I have a never-say-never mentality, but Incenaroar and Jigglypuff are the only pokemon reps in smash whose evolutionary families don't have any super modes. Though Incenaroar served its purpose by putting faggots who wanted another smash bros with more Sonic reps than Mega Man reps in their place, so I would probably be cool with it being cut.
>>58745471You know what OP? You're right -- Primarina really does look better with big boobies. In fact, I'd like to see more primarina boobies
>>58745620I’ll be rooting for you, since out of the PLA starter, Samurott is most likely the get a mega since Unova is Game Freak’s favorite region after Hoenn and KANTOOOOOOOOOOO. However the fact it got a regional mean game freak just consider it fodder rather than worthy of an industry point shill form. (Raichu and Slowbro are exceptions due to the KANTOOOOO PASS) never it will be Samuroo due to how much Game Freak loves Unova)
>>58745471holy based off-model kino
>>58745488Incineroar
>>58745471Sex with booba seal
The boobs adds 20 to her defense stat
Primarina design feels incomplete without boobs tbqh
>>58745641>Primarina really does look better with big boobies.Not just Primarina.maybe because I'm just horny and want a chubby (very fat) Walking Wake with massive tits to play with
>>58745921Everyone knows that Suicune is better than Walking Wake
>>58745942Why not both?Both fat with big round tits and doughy figures.
My first kiss with a girl was from a seal at the Pet Porpoise Pool during a show where I, 14 at the time, was volunteered to go and "waltz" with the performing animal in question. Naturally the kiss also took place in front of the crowd.
>>58745964Did you fuck her after?
>>58745525minor AI hallucination. apologies saar will fix next versio !!
>>58745970Unfortunately my parents refused to pay for the private session.
>>58745977damn...it's so over...No sealussy
>>58745525>he
>primarina>legs
don't use primarina to shitpost
>>58745471Delusional retard alert
>>58745471Prinaboobie
What does Primarina milk taste like?Can you make cheese out of it?Can you milk a Primarina like a cow...er, Miltank???
>>58745471It means primarina can get breast cancer
>>58746130GET IT?! IT IS LE REFERENCE! ITS GROWING ON ME!
>>58745471He's getting a Gmax in Legends Galar
>>58745471Thats not a mega thats a Gmax
>>58747448If we assume full seal characteristics: Seal milk is one of the most fatty milks there are. It's something like 40~60% fat depending on species. This is probably excessive for butter and cheese, better for ice cream.The general consensus (mind you it's an absurdly rare milk) is thickly textured, earthy, immensely rich, denser than heavy cream, and very high in complex sugars. That last bit doesn't it's super sweet, it means long-lasting energy packed.It is so fucking caloric. 5600 calories in a liter, the stuff you need to get to several hundred pounds in a few days.Human, cow, and even yak milk can not compete on any metric.If she's eating fish, as a seal should, it's gonna taste like fish oil. Fish milk. Of course it's diet dependent and whatever you feed her will influence flavor.Seals only lactate for a very short period. They speedrun weaning. Less than a week, maybe. You have to make a lot of eggs to make in order to make a Primarina milk farm.Also four nipples located on the tail half. They've only nipples, no boobs/teats. Or have your titty Primarina, it doesn't matter.HOWEVER. A Primarina is not nursing a full-sized seal, only Popplios. Primarinas themselves aren't that large or heavy either compared to actual seals.We can assume that the caloric demands to nurse a Popplio are much, much lesser, and thus the fat/sugar content is much less. A compromise between seal and human milk is reasonable. Maybe in the 15~25% range. Still very fatty, more so than any milk you have easy access to, but not overwhelmingly so.In this case, yes, great for general dairy industry usage.In either case this milk would be immensely valuable. A superfood. Gymbros and fighting types would want it for sick gains. Athletes would pay top dollar.The downside is feeding these predators. Cows and by extension Miltanks are easy. Keeping a colony of constantly pregnant Primarinas fed and happy would expensive.
>>58749024ok mr milk expertwhat would the milk of other pokemon species be likefor instance, cameruptthose are pretty cow like
>>58749024This guy milks
>>58745471i wish primarina was the water starter in ZA instead if they were going to turn feraligatr in a walking toilet anyway
boobs primarina is mai waifu
>>58749043no, you're not going to have the interesting idea legends: arceus had with the starters all being from different generations being used for legends: zygardeyou will get two starters from one generation and one from another for no real reason
>>58747994PI truly do wonder what a GMAX Primarina would look like
>>58749024All of that said, the actual giga-seal milk option would of course be Dewgongs.>>58749032Camel milk's a good base. Yes, cow-like, mildly tangy flavored, hypo-allergenic and low in lactose, pro-biotic, great vitamin content. Exceptionally healthy stuff.Except. Camerupt is full of lava and little else. Its whole biology is an active volcano. What milk? This thing's body temperature is 18000F, you know?Numel is a marginally better option, but do these Pokemon even eat or need to nurse, being mostly composed of molten rock and having energy levels dependent solely on that?Even if they do have milk it's likely very toxic to humans. Sulfurous and ashen. Nothing about this sounds good my man.Goat milk is a similar type, also hypo-allergenic, and Gogoat would be a great choice... but they photosynthesize. They don't need milk. Damn.In the end you have to settle with Wooloo. Very plain sheep milk, theoretically superior to cow milk, but you have to compete with Miltanks. Also damn.Sawsbuck would be a specialty rich cheese producer. Reindeer types make excellent cheese, and the fat content of their milk is similarly very high yet low in quantity. Flavor's seasonal, with Summer Form (the most likely time period for lactation) being basically milk tea. Sounds pretty good, honestly.Weirder shit.Spider pokemon might have some. There's one jumping spider type that produces bizarre milk and nurses spiderlings. The options for this aren't great.Galvantula vaguely resembles a jumping spider. Somewhat. Not the right kind, though. It's a bit of a reach, but Galvantula milk would be nearly entirely like protein powder. Barely milk-like.Pheromosa... One type of cockroach produces "milk" that crystallizes into long-lasting food in the stomach. Complete food source. High energy density. No idea if it's edible. Bizarre stuff, solely produced in the brood chamber / womb.Funny just for the image of fisting her to milk her.
>>58749141>Goat milk is a similar type, also hypo-allergenic, and Gogoat would be a great choice... but they photosynthesize. They don't need milk. Damn.????? getting milked (even the MALES for some reason) is it's signature moveAlso don't quote me on this since it's been years since I've played it but I think in XY there is some NPC that talks about Gogoat milk/cheese and ranching (or it might've been Sun/Moon? I don't recall exactly)
>>58749153Skiddo, excuse mehttps://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/XY053https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Skiddo_(Pok%C3%A9mon)>As seen in the Pokémon the Series: XY episode A Race for Home!, milk from Skiddo can be used to make dairy products. Anyways you get gogoats from skiddo, so same difference
>>58745471no
>>58749153Whoops. I was waylaid by the bait that is an explicit dex entry stating Skiddo doesn't need anything but sun and water. I honestly don't remember most of X/Y.Doesn't make a bit of sense to waste the energy on it. They must've just associated goat = milk. My head hurts from this. Fuck it, if this is their level of world building I have another reason to deny logic and give fat milkers to everything.
>>58749168>Fuck it, if this is their level of world building I have another reason to deny logic and give fat milkers to everythingbased
>>58749168It's better when they have parts they shouldn't anyways.
>>58746130>>58747975Dry form and wet form
>>58749043>replace mega feraligatr with mega primarina>she gets a similar looking gimmick except it actually works because she’s a mermaid
>>58749958Faker!
>>58745471Her franchise Her board
>>58745471She needs them to float
>>58745525Primarina is literally a mammal
>>58749043fret not my friend, we're getting gigantamax primarina in legends 3
>>58745525Da!To feed milk to her youngWtf do you want them to starve?
>Gmax Primarina>Special move is surf but milk
Nintendo doesn't know how to code in boobs
>>58751916They don't need to, they know the fans will add them, if they're given the influences. Besides, Primarina tits is not the focus of Primarina's design.
Quit giving thick femboys tits
>>58745471She would have been the most popular gen 7 monif she had boobs
>>58752092There was no way she was besting "memeballbirb" and "pikachu but Fairy and not a shitty meme pikaclone" in popularity, tits or not. Borb was a surprise, but Mimikyu and its tragic backstory was laser-cut to be a shillmon.
>>58751916They're scared because of Nidoqueen's gen 1 animation in jap Pokemon stadiumCan't give the fans what they want after that now
Primarina boobjob
I want her fat and I want to gently grab her fat rolls and jiggle her big squishy belly and tits as she sits there unable to move sunken in to her blubber.Samurott too and she'd be as equally as fat too
>>58745901It should be 2000 each
>>58745984I always saw the first section of the fish tail being able to get pulled down to expose fat white cheeks
>>58752481PAWGmarina is canon
>>58752654There's a few other Pokemon I want like that, like Noivern, Zoroark, and Mienshao.
The boobie pokemon
>>58752426Fair, though I dunno, personally the thick blue cake works for me.>>58752481That said, i can absolutely see the appeal of pure white, God damn
>>58752843Primarina looks good with boobs, but is actually a buttmon
>>58752881what a beautiful belly
>>58752899Why not both?with lots of blubber as well
>>58752383>>58752654>>58752881>>58753211Based, make her a whale
can't have a single nice thread without some autistic retard fetish faggots ruining it holy shit
>>58753297>Leaving this as goodwill to the other posters.ok
>>58753286To be fair, it OP's fault for starting the thread by posting pokémon with titskinda based tho ngl
>>58753616liking big tita is normal i mean autistic fetishes like hyper obesity, farts, diapers, macro, vore, etc. every fuckingthread is invaded by one or more of these niggers it's starting to piss me off
Can't wait to go to PokePark and worship at the fountain of my queen
>>58753297SEX SEX SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMilk
>>58754188they missed a chance to make one of those peeing statues
shit
>>58749024There's a job for just about everything
>>58756015Source????
Primarina more like BOOBArina
>>58756015Where do I sign up for this line of research?
>>58756601Source is Fizzpop
>>58745471i love the mermaid seal throat goat
>>58745527*farts*
beautiful thing
>>58758270for free?
>>58745471BoobyRina is the only path towards peace
>>58745471Riding around in her cleavage for sea transit!
at this point if she doesn't have boobs its a fake primarina to me.
>>58759636The starfish are literally sucking onto her
>>58745471>Mega PrimarinaAre you guys forgetting the way she turns her hair into creepy tentacles when she attacks? Knowing Game Freak, they would ruin her design by likely basing her mega form on that and have it growing out of control all over the place like that old video of the dude who turned his beard hair into a cage.
>>58760438>the way she turns her hair into creepy tentacles when she attacks
>>58760438is your iq below 70 by any chance
>>58760438Poke Gorgons are cute
