Hey, I had a long day. Can we have a Hex thread? I wanna see my wife.
Hexmas soon bros.
>claims Hex is his wife>posts a downsampled image instead of the original Hmmmm.
>>58746419
>>58746410I wish ZA didn’t exist. now you can’t look up hex maniac pic without bumping into her woke nugen redesign
>>58746410Hegs bread?
>>58746410I want to see her panties.
>>58746419Hexmas now.
>>58746710From the inside haha
>>58746721I need more of her panties!
>>58746410Serious question, what is it about her that has struck a chord for a number of years now? Even to the degree she got a sequel character design in a new game?
>>587468231. Simple design, doesn't require a lot of artistic investment to draw2. She's a weirdo with odd interests which resonates with a lot of online men; she feels "approachable"3. The milk angle which gave her her iconic gigantic tits also draws porn artists to draw her which increases her exposure
>>58746987So we're saying GF acknowledge all of this with the new Hex?
>>58747021What? No, of course not. No official product will acknowledge the kind of fan headcanon that Hex has.
>>58747021If they had any balls, they could've attempted to do that, but they were like "no, we nice company, pls no sue us mother", so the "hot" girls are others, instead of letting Hex rule Kalos again like she did before.
>>58747205Hit the gym fatty.
>>58746823Her design is both easy to understand and very satisfying to draw. Her hair, face, sweater-dress, all smoothly flow. Especially the hair, seriously.She's a template character you can do anything with, which leads to wide interpretation. But the base template is very endearing to begin with.My suspected strongest part of her appeal is that oddball ghost-adjacent girls are one of the few character archetypes that get a free pass at being simultaneously adorably innocent and unconsciously, massively erotic.Hex strikes deeply into caveman-brain wife-selection instincts. She hits all the angles; charmingly cheerful and perhaps naive, probably too much of a weirdo to have ever even held a boy's hand, deeply motivated about her interests implying devotion and loyalty, luxurious and voluminous well-kept yet mildly untamed hair implying both conscious self-care without excess vanity, her very modest and concealing wear adding onto an image of purity (that still can't totally hide her figure).Add the typical fertile fanart depiction onto all of that and the inner Grug stirs. This, good wife, will provide for and be provided back with. Protect, take care of, raise mini-Grugs with.
Hex in a hoodie.
>>58747472Cute Hex
Big sis Hex-nee is a good, family girl.
Give me hex panties!
>>58747295Based caveman goth enjoyer. Hex appeals to the fantasy of a girl so reclusive that she has no idea how attractive she is. She’s pure, yet exciting; she’s unkempt, yet beautiful.
im going to marry this girl
>>58749437Hug
>>58749751belly
>>58750322
>>58751042Did she use her own milk in the chocolate?
>>58751408I hope so. Hex Milk is more nutritious than Moo Moo Milk.
>>58752887Cute
I want to watch her pee.
Bizarre crossover.
>>58753994Give me pictures of her panties!
I like both new and old Hex
Hex's enormous breasts.
>>58753515I trust these psycher and techpriest
>>58746410
>>58754938Hexmas truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
>>58755146BIG
>>58755436
>>58755447
took my wife to the beach <3
>>58756461Face first
Oh no, Hex is in a pinch! Will you free her?
Was playing through Mega Dimension yesterday, and during the Marshadow quest, we find out Hexy became a popular occult youtuber-like figure who does a lot of /x/ posting and investigates paranormal stuff.From the way the NPC during the quest described her, she sounds like a total dork.
>>58757431Does she have to pee?
>>58757457>she sounds like a total dorkAs she should.
will she bully for being italian yet
>>58760950God I'd love to cuddle with her
>>58762279Really spooky.
how does she smell
>>58762661With her nose. Retard
>>58762682
>>58762682Embracing her hoennian roots
am i ugly
>>58762661Like cheap wine and cigarettes.
>>58756862Source?
>>58763569MmmmmmnAAAH the French.
>>58765856Yes, YOU.
>>58765870Peak huggable body
>>58766354
>>58766368Hex's enormous breasts...
>>58766402imagine the sound
>>58766415Plap plap plap plap as they bounce.
>>58766436no slosh noise?
>>58766442Tits sadly do not slosh, not even when full of milk.
>>58766486:C
>>58766505Life is pain anon.
>>58766547
>>58766486BullshitI do not believe it...
>>58766676Regular breasts don't slosh, but those certified milk jugs Hex is carrying around...
>>58766682don't they get in her way?
>>58766718She's learned to be graceful with them.
>>58766730
Guys, my Hex looks weird.
>>58767456You got a rare one. That's like getting a misprint in a card pack.
>>58746700Schizo retard
>>58767984hex moms are for hand holding
>>58768277>schizoid ban evading and shitposting in other threads after his got janny'dTake your meds.
>>58768895Nice catch.
>>58768910French
>>58768964>*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!*
>>58769482describe the scent
>>58769645Lavender, fresh milk, and incense.
>>58770217hnnngh!
>>58770223I think you need to get back to whatever insane asylum you escaped from.
>>58769645Her feet smell like my tongue
