This shit would've killed a Victorian ahh child in 2009
>>58747114they shouldve given this type to darkrai
>>58747129darkrai isn’t a shillmon so no.
>>58747114This is what my imaginary OC Pokemon looked like
>>58747114>65>60>60This thing will fall apart in a stuff breeze
>loses to IncineroarMeh
>>58747142Darkrai is literally the final boss.
>>58747114A Victorian era child would be infinitely more hardy than you are, retard. Think about it for more than five seconds.
>>58747233rayquaza is the final boss
>>58747114kingambit used sucker punch
That's not darkrai you fucking tard
>>58747114A Victorian child would be a century old in 2009, a stiff breeze would kill them.
>>58747237shut up faggot
>>58747237Think about it for six. The coal dust in their lungs and rampant polio weren't doing them any favours. Child mortality was shit back then. Plus even the rich ones got less protein in their diets than today. You chose a dumb hill to be an internet tough guy on.
>>58747114>60 in both defences and 65 in HP>can't hold a focus sashThis shit dies to a fart
>intimidates you>takes 40%>u-turns outheh, problem kiddo?
>>58747290Grandpa what are you doing outside a starmie could triple axel you go back to bed
>>58747237unc is knocking his socks off to a stupid ahh memehttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/showing-things-to-a-victorian-child
>>58747114>itemless 154 with shadow claw as its best stab>65/60/60 bulkIt basically has speed going for it and not much else. Even with the hypothetical tough claws it gets outdamaged by basically any other physical ghost not named Mimikyu/Dragapult, and it’s not surviving a turn. It’s Fairy type food unless it gets better moves.
>>58747311erm knock off is its strongest STAB ackshually (in 90% of interactions)
>>58747311Dragapult with scarf will shit on absol. Most scarf mons will.
>>58747311Why do you assume you have to use Ghost as the main stab. Just spam knock off and you're golden. You have Shadow sneak for prio if you need it and iron tail for fairy types. The only real problem is that Absol struggles to break bulky darks, which isn't the hardest problem to solve
>>58747311VGC bait for Calyrex and Flutter Mane, I guess. It doesn’t want Rillaboom or Chien-Pao existing in its vicinity though. Pheromosa was theoretically good against a lot of old staples, and was fast, but its frailty in a double target mega and lack of support moves really let it down. In Smogon the existing mega for Absol is only a C lister in Natdex RU; this is just the same, but with more speed and a mediocre secondary stab, so it’s going to be better than that at least.
>>58747319Dragapult is getting Cucker Punched
>>58747114>Pokemon is supposed to prevent disasters now causes them
>>58747326Why waste my mega on a knock off spammer when I got Meowscarada or Weavile who can do it and have ice coverage for those Garchomp spammers.
>>58747333>In Smogon the existing mega for Absol is only a C lister in Natdex RU; this is just the sameThis thing isn't falling below OU retard
>>58747342Because they don't have 151 speed Revenge killing is extremely valuable and 151 is a very exclusive speed tier
>>58747352Have fun getting walled by Gliscor with toxic orb + protect loloopsie no ice moves, stinky!
>>58747333>mediocre secondary stabDo you even play the game?>this is just the same, but with more speedDid you even look at that fat 154 Atk on the OP image?
>>58747311>What is Knock Off?>>58747319>What is Sucker Punch?
>>58747326>iron tailMight not even be part of its movepool anymore. They cut it in ZA but kept it on other mons.
>>58747366>oopsie no ice moves, stinky!It very likely wouldn't actually run it for this 1 interaction because its not worth it by virtue of it not being a big enough deal, but just wanted to point out how retarded you are; Absol learns Ice Beam, Blizzard, and even Icy Wind.
>>58747351>literal NU shitmon with some more speed and arguably worse hazard controlIt’s going to be mid tier UU at best.>>58747370Shadow claw off of itemless base 154 was already mediocre a decade ago. It’s not making any meaningful waves now, especially with slot competition.
Unfortunate it was released at the same time as Mega Magearna, otherwise it would be insane. Or, they could have blessed Absol Z with Flare Blitz solely to deal with this blatant wall against it
>>58747380Do you even play OU? Gliscor with full def and toxic orb is everywhere to tank Great Tusk knocks. And that is even with him learning ice spinner.>lists a bunch of special ice movesah, you actually are retarded
>>58747381>Shadow clawWhy does every fucker ITT think this matters whatsoever. Its not going to run fucking Shadow Claw, its going to run the literal-best-move-in-the-game Knock Off instead. Even ignoring the power difference, Ghost and Dark have too similar of a MU coverage, its using Ghost purely for its immunity.
>>58747371>knock off>sucker punchIt lacks the luxury of running two dark stabs at once. It wants>close combat>play rough>knock off>iron tailTo avoid being completely hard walled by a common defensive answer (this set still loses 1v1 to relevant fairies if it doesn’t get a boosting ability). Assuming the iron tail cut to its movepool doesn’t make it to Champions, I mean.
>>58747389>States a falsehood>Gets red-in-the-face flustered when proven wrongEmbarrassing
What does Absol do against Galarian Weezing? Even a busted ability would get neutralized.
>>58747400dont worry. I am saving replies like yours for when Absol gets put in UU. I am gonna shitpost and laugh for months.
>>58747416If it retains Iron Tail, thats a 2HKO 62.5% of the time vs max Def G-Weezing.
>>58747416>classy industrial pollution monNow this motherfucker would kill a Victorian Child.
>>58747422Make sure to include a screencap of it's learnset while youre at it
>>58747237Yeah >>58747274 is right. People love to point out the life expectancy was years, almost decades lower back then — but that was less to do with people living to older age than it did the high infant/child mortality rates that skewed age lower.
>>58747416Psycho cut idk nigga, he spooky af
>>58747416Too lazy to calc but I don't think that fat fuck living a Swords Dance-boosted STAB
>>58747456*non-STAB (unless she carries Ghost)
>>58747438But wouldn't that mean the Victorian era child would indeed be more hardy than OP on virtue of not being on the verge of death?
>>58747342>Why waste my mega on a knock off spammer"Knock Off spammer" isnt a role, retard. You use Knock Off because its a strong ass move that makes progress even if it thuds into resists.
>Victorian ahh childWhat does that even mean?
>>58747494It means I am not going to be responsible for my actions if Lana doesn't cover her ankles
>>58747509
>>58747142>got a dedicated movie>final boss in Ranger 2>True final secret boss in PMD2>final boss of the DLCEeeh
>>58747565If she was a shillmon xhey wouldn't have been wrongly punished her by invalidating her signature move for something that tranny Smeargle was doing
>>58747489No - more children died back then, that's what skewed the lower life expectancy lower. So the Victorian children were LESS hardy.
Z Megas will be counted as their own thing and won't take your Mega Slot
>>58747601>she>xheydidn't even read past this
>>58747667
>>58747237I unironically want a victorian-era pokemon game. People love waxing poetic about the early tech-punk that was the Gen1-2 games, but I'd like to see the clock turned back even further. Really I just want to get away from the incessant terrible smartphone shoehorning.
>>58747245Zeraora is the final boss.
Something like this is what I was hoping for with an evolution to Mightyena. Dark/Ghost with high Attack and Speed.
>>58747114>ahh
>>58747848>Clockwork/Steampunk based civilization/region>Magearna as one of the main legends>Alternate form of Volcanion that is more bronze/metallic in coloration>Evil team is the are a bunch of peaky fookin blinder wannabes who are secretely working for the corrupt aristocrat nobles>Cogita show upWould be KINO
I was going to say this is the kind of thing you save to use at the ass end of a match after you cleared everything that could give it trouble and keep your opponent guessing who could be your mega, but then I remembered that it falls on the same issue as Beedrill where it's such a shitmon that the mere fact that it's in your team is already a giveaway of who's your mega.Megas are such a shit gimmick lmao (not that any of the others is any better)
>>58748874>mere fact that it's in your team is already a giveaway of who's your mega.That’s true about every pokemon that got a mega. There’s no reason to not Mega a pokemon with in.
>>58747290This faggy ass man cat is the sole reason every offensive Pokemon had to go special.
>>58747114>ahhyou know you can just say "ass", rightthis isn't tiktok
>>58747290Go back to bed, gramps, let me handle this.>intimidates you>takes 40%>parting shots out
>>58747114What the fuck are you even trying to say? Check your post for typos before sending them
>>58747416Perish Song oneshots it
>>58747309What a horrible meme. Genuinely some of the unfunniest shit I've seen on the internet.
>>58747427Lol
>>58749426Cause jeets are making "memes" now
>>58749501Little wigger bro, that meme originated from a pigskin.
>implying it's only 154 attackThis thing is so getting tough claws
>>58749677Dream on anon. If Gamefreak listened to /vp/ a third of the new Megas would get Tough Claws. It'll probably get a new ability
