Ayo whey dat cracka ass Arceus at?
>>58747590In Galar, training Dynamax pokemon
This jit cracks arceus skull emoji pipe drop sound effect
God of War they call me but I prefer Kratos, there is no need for such toxic pathos.Men you need not to be monsters no longer, I will TEACH you how to become stronger.Being better man is easy, first step is to stop being sleazy.No woman likes an angry brute, its much better to learn to play flute."But Kratos that's not manly" you say, that way of thinking is where the problems lay.Look at Asura the slave of his anger, all he accomplished was putting his beloveds in danger.Much better to be gentle and calm, expressing feelings is the healing balm.You cry "But Kratos what if she had other men", thinking your girl should live trapped in pen.Whatever the lady did in the past doesn't matter, internalize this and watch your anxiety scatter.Next you claim "Kratos, I don't want to take it in the ass", that's merely another fear you must surpass.Inserting things in the butt is perfectly fine, love takes many forms and none of them are out of line.As long as you and your partner consent, no one cares where your genitals went."But Kratos I want to learn how to break a mountain" you plead, that way of toxic thinking should not spread.Mountains are wonders of nature full of life, destroying them only causes strife.Protect, conserve and seek joy, do not wantonly cause destruction and destroy.Follow my TEACHINGS in every way you can, then you too shall become a better man!
>>58747647you joke but before being tricked into killing his family Kratos did know the flute and even made a wooden one for his daugther himself
WHO THE FUCK IS NEPTUNE
Floydtos, Ghost of Minnesota, the God of Fent.
>>58747590
i am a Worse Manask me anything
>>58749158>>58747647Where did the meme about Kratos being a powercuck come from
>>58750463I also want to know this
>>58750463>power cuckOxymoron?
>>58747654People unironically watch lore videos to better meme on GoW, which is why the meme is so lasting.>>58750463>>58750891Kratos in nuGoW is a pseudo-stepdad to Atreus, and there's a slightly out-of-context quote from Kratos to him>what your mother did before we met is none of my business.>>58750896Powercuck means he tells everybody about it and defends it instead of keeping it a secret.
IT ALLCOMES DOWNTO MY LOOOOOOREIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREBEEN AT THE TOP OF VSBW SO LONGNAME CARVED IN /dbg/'s HALL OF THE STRONGWALK ON THE PATH THAT THE SISTERS OF FATE COULDN'T HAVE FORESAW(Those proven worthy to fight boundless Gods)A LEGACY OF TEACHINGSTEAL ANOTHER VICTORYFROM A CERTAIN JEETWHEN A MAN WHO CAN LIFT THE WORLD'S AGAINST MEI'LL NEVER RETREAT (all comes down to fake lore)KEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHESTMY HAND BLOCKS THE LIGHT SO FOR SPEED I'LL BE SETTWITTER STATEMENTS IGNOREDI'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMEDIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)A MASTER OF WANKERY,/v/ JANNY, I KNOW YOU KNOW MEARE YOU STILL DOUBTING MY BOUNDLESS SPEED?AND EVERY STOLEN VICTORY,EVERY SHITPOST YOU WROTE MADE HISTORY,WHO ON FICTION COULD CHALLENGE ME? STILL SEARCHING FAR AND WIDEKEEP MY WANK CLOSE TO MY CHESTMY FEATS NEVER SEEN, FROM THE GODS I MUST LEECHASURA DEFEATED,I'VE OVERCOME DEATH (battle)IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LOREIN MY GAMES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT I'VE EVER PERFORMEDIT ALL COMES DOWN TO MY LORE (x4)(Let's duel, you know that it's time toI can sense that monster inside youThe threads always come down to us two5D bears I survived throughLet's battle, you know that I'll TEACH youI can sense the deboonks flow through youThe threads always come down to us twoSo show me your cookbookLet's duel, you know that it's time toI can sense that monster inside youThe threads always come down to us two5D bears I survived throughLet's battle, you know that I'll TEACH youI can sense the deboonks flow through youThe threads always come down to us twoSo show me your cookbook)I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSI'M FIGHTING TO SEE THISWITHOUT AN ALTERNATE ENDINGFOREVER SEEK IT,THE CROWN CALLING METHE VOICE OF DEATH BATTLE GENERALOOOOOOHHHHHHHH9 MILLION LOWBALLEDDDDDTHIS IS MY CORONATIONKIIINNNGGGTTTOOOSSSS!!!!!
>>58750463started in /v/ when gow4 was first announced and people were endlessly shitposting that the boy wasn't his with my wife's son posts. then it was exacerbated between the next game with a quote about what the mom did is her business and a video essay on youtube lecturing about how kratos teaches us to be better men made by some guy that looks like he collects funkos
>>58750463>GoW 4 is announced>Kratos is now raising a kid and seems like he wants to keel his own anger in check>/v/ users think that's fucking lame and gay>start memeing about his son actually being another man's (he's not)>in the second game Kratos says he doesn't give a crap what his last wife did before they met, which /v/ interprets as cuck behaviour because they value a woman's body count>Kratos finishes the second game successfully keeping his anger in check and even calming down his son who almost turned to the side of the villain >/v/ again thinks this is lame and gay>some weak looking nerd makes a video saying Kratos teaches us to be "better men" and /v/ starts memeing that too
>>58751110>in the second game Kratos says he doesn't give a crap what his last wife did before they met, which /v/ interprets as cuck behaviour because they value a woman's body countfor Kratos, he's fucked so many women that he's desensitized and doesn't put importance on sex. He literally fucked a god. For /v/ users, they've fucked so little that the most important thing in the world to them is sex
>>58751110>>Kratos is now raising a kid and seems like he wants to keel his own anger in check>>/v/ users think that's fucking lame and gay>>start memeing about his son actually being another man's (he's not)Sometimes I forget this site is full of 14 year olds or people who never developed pass 14Forcing yourself to mellow out once you got a kid to look after is common as fuck
>>58751565I rape you
>>58751110>they value a woman's body countEveryone does.
Pete did it better
>>58751802they will say they are against it but will never pick the loose one if given an alternative
>>58751569Of course you'll rape man ass because you're afraid to have kids
>>58751802If it's your first pussy, yeahKratos obviously has got his fair share before
>Leave Arceus to me
KINGtos's team>Tinkaton>Celebi>plant based Miltank>Scrafty>two gay Mausholds>a Pokestar studios monbecause he became a Better Man he gets 7 party slots
>>58751998Would Kratos ever bottom?
>>58752169see >>58747647
>>58752169He's greek so that would be considered gay, but not fucking manass yourself
>>58752169His own creator confirmed he took it up the ass
>>58751565>unc thinks you can just get a wife and kids like that in 2025lol, lmao even
>>58749158>>58750463
>>58752705Holy based
>>58751110>>start memeing about his son actually being another man's (he's not)He literally is
>>58747590Sorry Kroyyd she's a darkie
>>58750463This vid https://youtu.be/A1akAO-6fUc?si=Yu83bZwEkoL90yk8
>>58752720He's not
>>58747590Lmao, this thread is still up
>>58754237/vp/ doesn't have mods, I've been in threads where straight up porn stays up till the thread archivesI swear any moderation on this board is because mods from a different board drunkenly stumbled here
>>58754262
>>58752705>webmI’m dying here
>>58754262This thread is funny though.
based thread
What's his team doe?
Kratos is not a faggot cuck
>>58755610it was already posted >>58752017
>>58751110>/v/ users think that's fucking lame and gayTHINK? it IS lame and gay. they butchered Kratos to turn him to this soft, ideal of what a man should be according to women. nigger has no agency whatsoever in his own games
>>58752791man this fugly faggot looks like ryan reynolds playing burnt up deadpool
>>58755636You sure about that?
>>58755764and yet he didn't have the balls to state any of this 20 years ago. performative bullshit at its finest
Could Kratos realistically kill Arceus? If not, how would Death Battle asspull the win?
>>58755792Kratos would not kill Arceus because its a woman god that species mixes and better men respect that.
>>58755792I don't think so. Arceus controls literally everything including fundamental concepts like space and time.
>body count brought up>all the millennials who married a single mother immediately start coping
>>58755792Kratos could kill the Arceus avatar. We don't know what the original form ranks at so its all vague guesswork.
>>58747590BE BETTER!
>>58755610Don't care much about Nord Kratos, so I will try to give one for the Greek saga one:>Annihilape>Braviary>Aegislash>Tyranitar>Conkeldurr>Blaziken
>>58760167this looks like the team of a worse man.we must be better. where's the plant based miltank and gay mausholds?
>>58751542>fucked so littleThere’s two kinds of virgins in this world, those who don’t care about sex, and those who care far too much
If Kratos can get memed into being a cuck, what's stopping anyone else?
>>58760236His writers wanted Kratos to fit the nuMale ideal. Thats all it takes.
