I'm not a furry, but they're making it really hard for me now...
HNNNGGHH
>>58757114even though the first mega absol was hotter
this is just absol but black and with some ugly shit on its back. what is this one doing for you that the other two didn't
>>58757121Imagine the sex
>>58757127For me it's the naked, curvaceous black hind. I want her to sit on me.
>>58757114>Mega Absol but with an ugly tumor nowWhy now? Why not just look at regular Mega Absol porn? I think you're lying, and I think you're definitely a furry. HMOFAggots are furries, with zero exceptions.
>>58757114Meh
>>58757114She does look better in black tbqh
>>58757114>>58757117Turd wing
>>58757114anon,that's a dog with human face
>>58757715Actually it's a cat
I swear I will never understand you dogfuckers.
>>58757812Oh, that changes everything, imagine the SEX
>>58757117Why is Absol so sexy
>>58757117She knows how cute and sexy she is to strut like that. Yep, a true semen demon.
>>58757114just join the dark side already anon. places like e621 have done nothing but improve the pokemon fan experience over the years.
>>58757114>I'm not a furryI have bad news for you OP...
>>58757812>>58757827Absol is based on a goat you idiots
you people are actually just fucking attracted to dogs what the fuck
>>58758385Absol is based on a Bai Ze, and various versions exist throughout China and Mongolia. It is essentially an animal born with congenital anomalies that gave it a humanoid face. The most common cases involved cattle—cows, goats, and sheep—but dogs, pigs, and other wild animals also existed. From these, a mythology developed, attributing bad luck to their birth and transforming them into beings with the gift of speech and divination.Specifically, Absol is based on the lion or white tiger version.
>>58758401sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles, anon.
>>58758470
>>58758401If they looked like that, maybebut they don't
>>58758501
>>58758470>Absol is based on the lion or white tiger versionNothing about Absol looks felid, I can see people arguing it has canid qualities but how can you look at an Absol and think "Cat"? That's like people who look at an Espeon and think "Dog".
Don't have to want to be an animal to want to fuck monsters from a fictional Japanese kids series though.
>>587571144 legged mons are still off the table for me, but I've decided to stop pretending that i wouldn't fuck the daylights out of a lucario. The new Z mega pushed me over the edge.
>>58758689nta, but literally mega Absol >>58758501
Lust-provoking waifumon
>>58757114How well does she sing?
>>58757114Zoophiles need to be culled
>>58757127>>58757681The black makes her look raunchy.
>here's your goth gf bro
I don't have an issue with four legged mons as long as they have been dynamaxed first