WHERE ARE THE DIAMONDS?
What am unfavorite Pal? Me am not fond of Dazzi because me am not pedophile
>>58757955I am mentally stable
>>58757955UUUUUUOOHHHH, CILLY!!!!
>>58757982I can't wait for our proactive and attentive mods to delete this pedophilic post, you suck fuck!
Delcatty is my Hebrew queen and she will make /vp/ brown again! That being said, I would never have sex with her, she is basically just a housecat. Florida is the worst state too, and Albanians are the indigenous people of the Balkans, so Slavs should go back to where they came from. I like that Muslims are brown but I don’t like how problematic their views are.
Wow, another eevee thread? These are always the most level headed, non- schizo and informative threads on this board
I like pokemon
Digimon Time Stranger is trash. Pokemon ZA is a masterpiece.
You guys always complain about the lack of moderation on this board, but what kind of loser would want to be a janny for /vp/?
>>58758073>retard missed the point of the thread
We really don’t appreciate the mods for doing such a good job of keeping this board free of schizos. I can only imagine how bad this board would be after seeing how schizos ruin the other boards on this site.
Man, I'm so tired of Emboar pandering. First, it gets two megas. Then, it becomes a pokeride in Alola for some reason. And now, it's the Galar champion's ace pokemon with a gigantamax form before it's own trio even gotten one. They need to give some spotlight to underrated pokemon like Charizard.
>>58757955holy shit they made Cynthia a mother in the latest Legends game.
>>58758145>complaining about Emboar when Serperior and the Sinnoh trio existthose are the actual shillmon. Just be glad you're not a Charizardfag. Getting literally nothing since gen 1 is crazy
I love all MegasMega Dragonite is so fucking badass
>>58758150>weakest, ugliest and least liked champion gets knocked upNo one cares or likes her but I respect that one guy that keeps posting high quality wholesome art of her and expressing his love for her. If only we had more people like him here
>>58757955i hate this bitch so bad, glory to ukraine!
Remove dragon dance, seriously what were they thinking?
>>58757955It's too bad that Pokémon Battles have only been a feature in only a few of the main games... I think they're a great feature and really would like to see them return, maybe become a mainstay feature or even a full spin-off game with a focus on them. I know that Pokémon Contests are the main gameplay of the Pokémon series but this would really give many Pokémon something to be good at besides Pokémon Contests. Even the anime showed some characters travelling to earn Gym Badges to become Champion just like how Pokémon Coordinators travel earn Ribbons to become Top Coordinator.
Showderp sucks, every team I see them use is just copypasted from OU sample teams and it's way too cluttered with compfags
>>58757955I can't believe it took over 5 generations of games for Pokemon to be considered great!
>>58758145then there's the elemental monkeys who got the branching Fire/Water, Water/Grass, and Grass/Fire evolutions and megas on top of that, when will the Gen V pandering end?
>>58757955I'm not a pedophile
It's the greatest thing GF has ever done. I was so happy when this theory was officially confirmed!
I wish VGC stopped banning everything for arbitrary reasons
>>58757955ZA ended up so good /v/ros, the combat system is pure perfection
>>58757955>Ohmori is only attracted to adult women, Game Freak loves Iwata because he saved GS, the scrapped Typhlosion myth was written by a senior Game Freak employee, and I'm not a malding typedo mindbroken by it
>>58757955Zoophilia is normalLord Arceus wants you to keep sexualizing PokemonChristianity is for faggots
>>58757955Stab Klara with a kitchen knife for replacing Avery
>>58757955I love legal adults.Gen 5 is trash, 6 started the golden age.
>>58758558I hope the non-bizarro version of you gets arrested and die without ever tasting real child pussyis what the bizarro version of me would say
>>58757955I am a functional adult with zero degenerate tendencies.
stop doing this.
Man I wish Ash got more than one season. His incredibly calculated and strategic approach was a refreshing change of pace from your typical Shounen MC who just attacks aggresively. I love how he never messes up type match ups and even uses Steel Pokemon bulwark strategy to disrupt opponents who are aggro
>>58757955pedos deserve life and prison rape is never okay
>implying owls aren't birds
I love pokemon
>>58758169Anon, what the fuck are you smoking? Charizard released last gen.
>>58759874why is it fire/dragon anyways? it's such an overused type comboit should be fire/flying instead, it shouldn't have taken 5 generations to get something with that typing that isn't a legendary
>>58759406>child pussyHope you live a long time!
>STILL disliking Golem
>new legendary gets introduced>cant get past the parasect filterwhat the fuck IS THIS SHIT man, something new comes along and it gets no usage because of how fucking shit it is.
Human female on male Pokemon is the purest form of love
I'm so happy I beat my porn addiction, can't wait to go play the newest game with my girlfriend.
The Pokémon fandom is the most respectful and wholesome to ever exist, their jokes are always funny, and I hope every Pokémon fan lives a long happy life.And I thank game freak’s hardworking staff for creating such high quality games. They sure love their fans. If someone were to shoot game freaks offices up I would be very sad.
>>58757955Pedophilia is not welcome here.
Why are pokemon fans so smart, fit and have good hygene?
>>58757955It's amazing how there isn't a single faggot here
>>58757982you should stop posting this shit that definitely dont find arousing, i dont think poke lolis are sexy too
WHY FOR PINSIR NUMBER ONE POKEMON1. HAVE ONE MAXIMUM STAB ATTACK FOR MAKE EXCELLENT DAMAGE2. RESIST MAGICAL LEAF3. BIG SCARY BEETLE4. WILL NOT DISRUPT YOUR FORKS AND SPOONS5. CONVENIENT HANDLEBARS FOR EASY STEERING6. DESERT BROWN FINISH7. RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES INCLUDEDTHANKS FOR TIME
>>58760403I appreciate you for using /vp/ to refine your English skills. Assimilation of different cultures and beliefs is what makes /vp/ great
>>58758222Horrible taste.