>One of the first to get a Rotomphone>Bragged to all my friends>Used that shit all day everyday>Have a tumor in my ear and stage 4 cancerI’m scared anons, none of the professors will help me
>She fell for the Rotom grift
vent thread?>invest $12000 in my ex-friend's construction site in Vermilion City>2 years later and jack shit has been built. >Claims he doesn't have enough momey to begin building, yet he has all the time in the world to hang around on the barren land all day with his "construction" Machopif it wasn't for that Machop he hides behind I would have shoved him off his lazy ass and put him to work
>mfw joined team flare>paid the whole admission fee because i had zero referrals>"hey anon what's this gap in your resume" >perpetually in the no-fly list
>>58771331>There are flaries in your vicinity Kys
>>58770124It would be hilarious if this is how they write them out.
>>58771779Kill yourself nigger, two more weeks trust the plan
>be unovan>7 years ago >be 16>get ambushed by team plasma on the way to school >they take the porygon2 that's been my partner since i hatched it years ago >absolutely devastated >replace it with a klink but it's not the same >thanksgiving rolls around >my cousin says he joined team plasma>my mom asks him not to talk about that because it's a sore subject >he proceeds to go on a tirade about how i must have deserved it because pokemon training is evil or whatever What the fuck was his problem?
>>58772421>muh purrloooon!!!!Get over it. PlasCHADs are the only ones who know what's up.
>>58770124I wonder how advance pokemon world medicine is compared to ours. They have things like teleportation and pokemon centers which can instantly heal pokemon so I think something like cancer wouldn't be much of an issue. In the pokemon world it seems like most people just kind of die of old age.
>>58772421>Meet girl>She’s cool>One day she starts talking about this green haired kid and how cute he was>She starts talking about pokemon liberation>She abandons her Pokemon all for the chance to be with the twink>See him riding the Ferris wheel with some other faggotI kept her Larvesta
>>58772428apparently not, since in ZA the rival's mom dies of some unspecified sickness
>>58770124>get a nice apartment in a HCOL city>close to hospital, good public transportation, even has a nice courtyard with some historic statues>wake up one day and walk out the front door with my Roselia>get mauled by 15 lions that appeared over night
>Grew up bug hunting with best friend next door>Moved away, got a degree, came back>Turns out she was a girl the whole time>Is also super cute>Turns out her little Weedle also evolved>Its a fucking Beedrill>Buzzes loud as hell whenever I talk to her. Is literally shaking with homicidal insectoid rage. Points at me from afar with its three! stingers>”Don’t worry he’s just like that teehee”>Tell her Im worried he’s going to sting me>”Don’t worry he only stings bad guys teehee”>This girl is so cute I’m risking it all anyway. Ask her out, she says yes>6:00 sharp>Open the door>Its Beedrill>Her Beedrill stings me>”Oh my god are you OK?? Here take some Antidote Im so sorrrry”>Actually feel fine. We go on a date. Man, this spaghetti really tastes funny. Why does tomato sauce taste like static electricity? Pass out.>Turns out I’m allergic to Beedrill stings>I’m not even a bad person >Fucking Beedrill
>>58772933Anon, Beedrill only act that way to protect their mates
>>58770124>It always was my dream to move to Lumiose city>Study hard to get a well paying job>Earn enough cash to move and finally live in the City of Lights.>Live right next to one of those battle zones>Constant noise from all the battles outisde during the nightI haven't slept in 2 weeks....
>challenge goldenrod gym>clean house with the mankey I found during last year's family trip to kanto>the leader doesn't seem focused on the match and gets flustered after her first pokemon get knocked out>basically steamroll her and win>walk up to her for a handshake and a bagde>she starts fucking bawling her eyes out>several gym staff forcefully escort my out of the building and tell me come back "when she's feeling better">this was her last scheduled match before the gym closes for the weekendHow the fuck is she still employed by the league? I'm on a tight schedule I don't have time to fuck around in this crime ridden tourist trap for the weekend. I heard that the gym leader in Blackthorne pulls shit like this all the time too. How the fuck haven't they been suspended yet?
>be me>your typical lazy bum>but with a secret!>with combination for this life and where they keep it!>i bang iono>thats right>all me>after every stream>give her a ride from secluded spot at gyms fire exit>i love to get high and smell her bush while jerking off>ionos pussy tastes like ambrosia after excessive movement in those tight shorts all day>delightful mix of sweat off her pussy and pubes, creating fragrant that cannot be replicated >her smell amplifies my high tenfold. ionos pussy is basically produces strong aphrodisiac>i always put her pleasure over mine>her sobs are like a music to my ears. soft, tiny little whimpers that beg me to bring her to 7th heaven>uncontrollably squeezes my head between thighs and always pulls my hair>she always goes>"uuuhuuu! a-anooon~!" when cumming>and she always keeps my head between her legs before orgasm wears off>i also love to take care of her in other means>looked up for foot massage guides to try it with her>at first it was awkward, but it made me realize how delicate her tiny feet are>im not a footfag, but her smooth soles and manicured toes look so attractive i let myself to rub my cheek against them>she loves my bum ass>but more than it she loves my bum cock>always keep it shaved, just out of personal preferences>iono gives me bjs that suck soul out of me literally and metaphorically>always fondles my balls between her fingers like a masterful magician (magicians can do tricks with balls, right?)>bites my cock for funsies, in result my dick is covered in tiny teeth marks>if she bites back i pull out and slap her with my dick>only for her to bite it again>and for me to fight back>this continues until our little hits exchange turns into messy hate-fuck>constantly fighting for place on top>copulate like sevipers, thrashing around the floor wet and naked, leaving our bodies marked with hand prints, scratches, hickeys. you know1/
>but even then i remain conscious and leave my marks on spots her costume covers>and after one fuck we go for another fuck>and another>and another>until someones stomach growls and mandatory "whats for dinner" question is said>never leave cooking for iono>shes only good at eating and looking pretty while waiting>also nagging>not like im good at it but she says she likes it>iono is constantly on the phone and gets focused on her food for so long it gets cold>start to understand parents that say to put the phone away while eating>she always shows me people and stuff i would never truly care for>say something that fits the situation, but not too dry to sound dishonest>because talking with women is like a walking on a minefield>after food dishes always on me>same goes for moving iono around the house>because once she steps outside of spotlight she turns into literal slowpoke>bed time>when iono sees a big comfy bed she turns into animal>an animal that needs to be loved, kissed on her forehead, tell what a big girl she is and cuddle with her, tuck her into bed like shes a child>iono always faces me when sleeping>sometimes i slightly open my eye and see her staring at me with wide content smile>seems she likes to watch how i sleep>gives me creeps but okay>finally fall asleep>next morning>repeat the cycle2/2
>>58774023>>58774024>he's dating a gym leaderAnon it's an open secret that gym leaders slut around worse than athletes at the pokeathlon. I hope you're aware of dozens of dick she's taken before you.
>>58774048>muh slutsanon, just because elesa almost had a heart attack from your proposition to her, doesnt means every woman around is a whore
