>Not offensive and fast like Weavile>Not bulky and strong like Mamoswine>Not able to support like A-Ninetales>Not gimmicky and fun like Froslass>both abilities reliant on snow. What a terrible Pokemon. How do we fix him?
>>58770693Poor Glaceon :( She's my favorite Eevee evolution.I don't know how to fix her other than give her a signature move that is supereffective on Fairy and Steel types.
>>58770693>himI hear she's decent in ZA, haven't played it yet. Not sure if that's still the case with the new DLC/power creep etc.
>>58770693Ice Scales
literally just give Glaceon the Snow Warning ability. No reason for it to be gatekept by A-Nine and Vanilla ice cream.
>>58770977That does not help. Why would you use Glaceon over Ninetales? Glaceon does not learn Aurora veil and Ninetales have 108 speed. And Ninetales learns encore so no pokemon can just set up swords dance for free.
>>58770816>She>her>87.5% male, 12.5% female
>>58770855It’s basically because speed is worthless in ZA, so the formerly slow frail ice types like Glaceon and Crabominable can make use of their high attacking stats.
With an elastrator.
>>58771180This, but also Garchomp is fucking everywhere in competitive play and Ice Beam is a very long distance attack, making Glaceon an ideal pick for anti meta sniping shenanigans. She’s very strong
>>58770693Leafeon and Glaceon had their stats reversed, as a joke
>>58770693Fix him? He's already perfect...>>58770816>>58770855FAGGOT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0RZeIfT4Y
Whoops, it's Chappy time again!
>>58771609I am not gay, I am a girl
>>58770693Glaceon was not made for battles but for anal sex
>>58770929> gen 8 abilityNot so fast, give her something like Snow Warning or Slush Rush.
>>58772178Keep dreaming, cunt.
>>58771008>87.5% male, 12.5% femaleMaybe Glaceons are all female and the other Eevees are all male.
>>58772395Probably, most people write Glaceon as female and get female Eevee to become Glaceon.
>>58770693She is made for sex with human men
>>58770693swap defense and speedswap special defense and attack to give ice shard more powerthrow out snow cloak, give snow warningalso more coverage, all it gets for its good attacking stat is shadow ball and alluring voice if you're not using up your team's tera slotnot gonna be great without making up entirely new moves/abilities or changing its typing but it'll at the very least have a reason to be used outside of rebranded untiered (ZU)
>>58770693Its already too good in ZA.
>>58772633>an ice type is good in a game with few other ice types and ground/dragon types being metawow, what an incredible revelation
>>58770693
>>58772617(You) are made for sex with human men
>>58773796>no way fag
>>58772152Kill yourself
>>58772617>87.5% male>12.5% female
>>58770977Correct
>>58770977>Glaceon, the fresh snow pokemon>does not have Snow Warningcriminal
>>58773989
>>58773899Just leave her be, she's not going anywhere at this point...
>>58770977>give it Snow Warning>so it can be now outclassed by A-Nine and VanniluxeThere's no way to save it unless if Hail / Snow gets buffed to the point where it becomes meta and it gets Slush Rush to compensate for its awful speed
>>58770693You put it on a game where none of that matters.
>>58771008>12.5% = 0%
>op made yet another thread solely to seethe and froth about the gender split what a sad existence
>>58777146>gender splittf is that
>>58777810Boys have penisesGIrls have vaginas
>>58770693Same as the rest of the Eeveelutions. Give them a second stage- that way they can improve their stats/movepools etc without having to rework the whole game system or tamper with the pokemon itself.
>>58770693Glaceon's stat distribution is better than Flareon's, it needs a better Ability (one that's not reliant on snow) and a better movepool, a good Special Water attack like Surf. Most Eeveelutions (and Eevee too) have shitty movepools.I still don't know why the Eeveelutions only have 2 Abilites when Eevee has 3. In Flareon's thread I said Fur Coat would suit it.
>>58776558>dude just let threads get derailed because chappyfag can't read
Eevee is the weirdest shillmon I've seen, Normal type Pokemon learn different elemental shit, like Meowth learning Thunderbolt, Sentret learning Flamethrower, Buneary learning Ice Beam, etc.But Eevee, a Pokemon with a genetic composition that can make it evolve into several different types, have a very shallow movepool, probably because they don't want to see Glaceon using Flamethrower, Flareon using Ice Beam, etc, but still...
>Begging for revamps of existing Eeveelutions>When we STILL don't have a ghost or dragon Eevee.
>>58778913every coverage move eevee currently gets before evolving:>bite>double kick>trailblaze>dig>alluring voice>shadow ball>stored powerthe first 3 could be potentially useful if for instance either of the physical eeveelutions got technicianbut in general i think it's dumb for a normal type mon to get only 3-4 coverage moves above 80bpas having lots of coverage moves IS normal types' identity
>>58779334an in-house idea for a ghost type eeveelution>>58781351>>58781391
>>58786512She doesn’t look like that
>>58786512she looks like this instead
Give dragon dance
>>58788704>>58787865She looks like my xgf so I am happy to be able to not like it anymore since I would always catch 2 and give her one, same with mareenie and toxipex,
>>58778913crazy ideawhat if eevee got access to at least one good physical and special move of each type it can evolve intowould give it power and flexibility actually worthy of a shillmon
Kill Glaceon for its tasty and fluffy body part and throw away the rest of its body in the dumpster like the trash it is.
>>58770693>him
I love Glaceon
>>58770693By nerfing the shit out of this OP Piece of Shit in Unite, fucking killing the game!!
dgaf about unite, but that sounds based
>>58770693>all eevee mons learn Baton Pass>all stats can be boosted across team>pass Calm Mind from Espeon/Jolteon/Sylveon>pass Aqua Ring + Acid Armor from Vaporeon onto Ice Body Leftovers Glaceon>use snow>use reflect/screen>????>ProfitGud mon,
>>58770693The easiest fix for the Eevelutions is allowing Eevee to learn moves of the types it grows into.But Glaceon also has a terrible stat distro,so swapping Def and Speed would also be necessary.
>>58793680>>58794366>>58795207you're mentally ill
>>58770693>How do we fix him?full Grinch mode? Contact abilities trigger on both ends now meaning the user's contact moves can trigger it. Physical Glaceon doesn't hit hard but you know the Freeze shenanigans it will pull now
>>58793680>>58794366>>58795207uh oh xhe must really look like this hmm
>>58796123Freezing on contact would make people so fucking mad kek it'd be so fucking awesome
what's the use case of the eeveelution necroomers?
>>58770977All the Eeveelutions need a second regular ability in general. Eevee has two regular abilities, so it's weird they get reduced to one when it evolves.
>>58803525why do you do it
>>58770693but she has a cute design, good defense and can support other mons, she's just needs a better ability
>130spa>110speed>95defense>ability:snow warning/slush rushfixed.Problem is that gamefreak wanted Glaceon to use mirror coat. Which isnt even her signature ability.
>>58770977Slush Rush would be nice.
>>58804458I'm a newfag here on /vp/, can someone explain this to me?
>>58804951calm
sickness in his soul..
>>58804548I'm probably as new as you to this board, but it's probably just a bot or some shit that just posts this crap which gets deleted by janitors/mods after a while but will still bump the threads regardless, because I guess the manager of this bot or script might like these threads or somethingor at least that's what I've gathered, it's just the same shit over and over again as a joke, it's not serious just to be seriouscould be wrong, but dumber things have been done for comedic effect on other boards this consistently through scripting or sheer retard strength (/qa/)lol
>>58784734>visible collar bones on a cat bodyThis reminds me of something...
>>58783312>pokemon trainer>his pokemon gf
>>58805254>glaceon>cat
>>58772178That's hella gay, faggot.
>>58770855Beam attacks are ridiculous in ranked, and Glaceon is the best available ice beam user. Garchomp is in almost every match, so go figure.
>>58772617Correct>>58773796Correct as well
>>58792303Glaceon just got strong in Unite because they gave her a new dress they want people to throw money at and use with her in ranked
>>58809883>>58810532Hmm, these sound like games that don't have the Speed problem from mainline...
>>58770693I just KOd a torkoal, charizardY and hatterene under sun and psychic terrain in a row with a defensive glaceon with mirror coat, 1500+ player just shitted his pants and left the battleMy glaceon is a tough queen
>>58770693what kind of stat spread would help Glaceon?
>>58812940You’ve spammed these so much and for so long, even actual AI slop would have more value being posted.
>>58796200She doesn’t look like that
>>58796200Xhe looks like this instead
>>58812940Zhe also looks like this now
>>58813196Jeet, what's your favorite Eevee to shill?
Fat ass like no one else tho
>>58814608What is wrong with you?
>>58815327It's called being a NIGGER.
>58814608You need to be put in a home chappy
>>58815350I honestly like to believe it's not Chappy and rather someone else who has become obsessed with her and this is what he devotes like, two hours of his day to now. To protect the eevee posting queen.I mean Chappy would just post art if she wanted to bump the thread. She's been a poster in /ef/ for years, you know she's got a whole stockpile
>someone's based enough to say the US is isreal's bottom>instantly banned>jeet spam in multiple threads go unnoticed for hoursI see what the priorities are.
>>58815520>she
>>58813284She doesn’t look like that either
>>58813284Then she looks like this instead
>>58815520There is no way Chappyanon would sabotage her favorite types of threads by also being the jeet spammer...>>58815534Chappyanon is female.
>>58815582She doesn’t look like that, jeetfag>>58815731Why did you pay an obese furry homosexual to use his proxy to spam a Chinese cartoon imageboard? How embarrassing.
See? We're absolutely right. It's not Chappy, it's a schizo obsessed with her. That's fucking pathetic
>>58815582So she really looks like this hmm
Can we have a jeet genocide for 2026 please?The human population can afford to lose one billion people so why not?And besides, Satan needs more permanent guests anyway.
>>58818615Unfortunately the planet’s resident star demands the removal of the pale pink race instead, oh well.Guess you violent war mongering savages just gotta deal with sexuality in your face. Better cut your dicks off and kill yourselves. You are all quite good at that,
Dead thread
Ded qDed gaem
D3ADB33F
do not fuck ice
>>58770693Are you trying to play competitive with it or something? If so, why? It's retarded.Any Pokemon can kill GOD.
>I love this eeveelution like you wouldn’t believe
>>58834386she's plumpSHE'S PLUMP
>>58771008>>SheHer hair and typing are a pretty obvious reference to boomerchar ice maiden Yukina.
>>58772152
>>58770693I wonder what would happen if all eeveelutions were buffed wherein they could learn every move of their type.Not via level up or tutoring, but if a pokemon in your party knows a move of the same type then there would be an option for the eeveelution to learn it. You'd still need a pokemon that already knows the move, so it wouldn't be story breaking.
>>58770693>How do we fix her?You put her in a maid dress and get her to bounce up and down on my dick until I explode inside her. You repeat that up to 20 times a day while reminding her constantly that it's the only thing she's good for.
>>58838649Just make everything available in TMs. Signature moves are cancer
>>58839970I think it would be a cool gimmick if the adaptable eevee evolutions could adapt even more by learning moves of the same type as itself from its surroundings.But would Glaceon being able to learn any and all of the ice type moves actually improve it?
>>58839970Signature moves are cool in my opinion. Some are too strong, like Urshifu surging strikes. But Gholdengo make it rain isn't too bad in comparison.
>>58840593>that glacial speedcute
>>58840876Bro's already beat the elite 4 in the time it takes Glaceon to get her move off.
>>58770693It's breedable enough to make up for everything else.And I'm not talking about using any Ditto. If you catch my drift.
>>58781363Add Incinerate/Fire Fang for Fire (60spec or 65phys with minor added effects)Add Water Pulse/Aqua Jet for Water (60spec with minor added effect or 40phys priority)Add Shock Wave/Thunder Fang for Elec (60spec always hit or 65phys minor added effects)Add Psybeam/Heart Stamp for Psychic (65spec or 60phys for minor added effects)Add Snarl/Knock Off for Dark (55spec or 60phys for major effects) Add Magical Leaf/Razor Leaf (60spec always hit or 55phys high crit)Add Aurora Beam/Ice Fang (65spec or 65phys with minor added effect)Fuck fairiesAdd Hyper Voice/Uproar/Weather Ball for normal (or weather dependent) special movesResult: Every Eeveelution gets COVERAGE (mid as it may be) Not meta, just niceYou can't easily just make every lution OU Smogon Meta, and kinda mid moves on the lutions balances their semi-min-maxed stats.So just add coverage.
>>58841981>geetlol
>>58843866
>>58770693unironically all it needs is slush rush
Illness
wellness!
saar calm
>>58849466>>58849596You're a sad, strange little man, and you have my pitty.
Brapceon
>>58770693Slush Rush is all it needs desu.>muh Snow WarningWhy, so it can still be outclassed by other snow setters without even getting anything out of it? It would still be too slow and frail. Give Snow Warning to Articuno, a mon that could actually make use of it and that deserves it way more.
>>58835150explain me, im a male glaceon. IRL
>>58851504show pic or youre full of shit
>>58851341Remember folks. Off-topic and spam copypasta.
>>58852071You're not even white.
>>58852085Gayer spammer than the eeveefag
>>58851504how many male eevees do you get after your ass
>>58804334Slush Rush would actually genuinely make it a niche threat.
>>58849639is that the glaceon fricker
I don't know about comp but I think it got better for single playthroughs now that it has Calm Mind. You give it leftovers and it makes good use of its bulk.Also, 65 speed isn't that bad. It could always be much much worse.
>>58856145>It could always be much much worseThat's the problem. It's the opposite of a Goldilocks zone. Too fast for Trick Room, too slow otherwise
>>58835150I literally traded my last yugioh deck for a booster box of this card game to the local game store I went to. I’m very disappointed in myself for that
>>58871528Why are you like this?
>>58871539They could at least post new pics...
LOOK AT THIS FAT FUCK
I wish she'd sit on my face and fart in my mouth
>>58872502I don't think inhaling cryogenic gases is a good idea, Anon.
>>58872820That is a risk I'm willing to take for Glaceon's ass on my face.
New pic just dropped
>>58872823
>>58770977>he forgot the original hail setterAbomabros… we need the mega to turn into a full evo
>>58874938no shit the furtard wouldn't know how to play anything
>>58770693>give Snow Warning and Aurora VeilIt's now a bulky Veil setter vs Ninetales as a fast setter. It won't be top of the viability charts, but in doubles at least it can also use Helping Hand, which I don't think Atales gets.
>>58770855Speed is worthless.Small hitboxes are good to haveFreeze Dry is insanely good, Ice Beam is a decent special move.Glaceon's lack of coverage doesn't matter, when literally everyone is running 2-3 stab, protect, and MAYBE a utility move or specific coverageGyarados and Garchomp are metaVery little competition for Ice types
>>58781363Ironically enoughEevee actually preferred Shadow Ball as physical. It's legitimately good on Flareon, while as special, only Espeon MAYBE thinks about it, but usually no.
>>58883280Best part is Shadow Ball wasn't in Gen 1
>>58789092It will only evolve if it only knows one type of element attack and then to the one that type correlates to
>>58882093>tsundereIf you're going to assign one of those personalities to glaceon, it would be kuudere obviously.
Built for anal
>This Pokemon is shit because (autistic compfag nonsense)
>>58890109This but unironically
>>58770693I think it it is good as isyou can use snowscape and it boosts its defence and evasionhalf of the super effective moves on it, fire blast and stone edge will have an even greater chance of missingcalm mind or wish and a move would make it pretty good
>>58889946this butt, unironically
>bump limitAnd that’s a wrap on chapjeet. Cya buddy
At least the fat Pokemon thread is back on /trash/ again.See you when it archives.
>>58896515Chappyanon and jeetspammer are two different people.
>>58897205>jeetspammer*Jeetnigger
>>58843325I can imagine that wild glaceons wouldn't have trouble getting an eeveelution mate or two
chapjeet does it manually LOL
You can just type normally now ivyjeet, the jig is up
Uh oh melty
>>58770693Slush Rush
I would fuck Glaceon
>>58841076Her ass too fat
>>58902140Glaceon should get Thick Fat
>>58770693Boost Chilling Water to 80 BP
Chapjeet lost lol
>>58770693Is there any NPC who has a Glaceon as his/her ace?
>>58905042You're such a fag.
>xhaaarz why am I not being allowed to samefag and lie without my entire geetkord's ethnicity getting exposed xhaarz imagine a /vp/ without geets xhaarz there wouldn't be any furry coom threads left xhaarz no one would ever whine about bumping xhaarz no one would flood the board with shitty threads at the same timezone just to pretend there's any "hype" xhaarz no one would pretend to have "pitty" despite having a "job" advertising for the shitty latest gen xhaarz no one would be dishonest enough to make up a samefaggan story that changed again>xhaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single geet put togethaar>please saar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefaggan geets that don't belong here>remember xhaarz when a samefaggan geet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefaggan geet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth>remember zxaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefaggan geet will never understand and will just try to imitate>please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my xhartygeet raids which are actual spam>aieee I was trying so hard to pretend muh chappy would come to save me and to prevent my fellow xhartygeets' agenda and ethnicity from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggan story save me muh ivysaar
>>58905246Irida
>>58770816she's there for the aesthetics
>>58774388what rom hack is this from?
>>58905281you're a gaywad
>>58883255i miss pla, what a comfy game
>>58838707ok man its a cartoon cat
>>58832562irida's sweaty back!
>>58770977weather setting is cancer
>>58896515not yet but i'll get us there
>>58895171cute, is this real?
>>58893539cute hot and cold babies
>>58772178proof?
>>58890647>that picrelkino
>>58890109this, i used glaceon in a playthrough and loved it
>>58889520what the hell is this real
>>58905246OP
>>58770693why did they give an animal bangs?
>>58772152why do you love this artist so much
>>58772178you know the rules then
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