You wouldn't a pokemon
>>58771105Idgi
Why hasnt there been a team of goons who loves pokemon in any gen? Every evil gang just wants to destroy the world
>>58771171Team Aqua
>>58771171Team Skull
>>58771171Team Star
>>58771171Team Magma
>>58771171Team Plasma
>>58771171Team Ligma
Leafeon is a plant (photosynthesizes) and thus enjoys coprophilia as a form of fertilizer
>>58771105Cute male Leafeon
why can't Eevee trannies stick to one thread instead of spamming multiple threads about reddit sex jokes every single day?
>>58771298^^^
Leafeon is male coded and i can only imagine him penetrating female trainers and pokemon Same with Umbreon and Jolteon
>>58771444true
>>58771171btfo
>>58771444Okay but... what about Flareon?
>>58771105>Red R on his shirtRed Rocket?
>>58771245you lig ma nuts, loser.
>>58771171Team Yell, but like unironically
>>58771105>sex before marriageshameful! you should marry first
>>58771298That's a female Leafeon sir, Grunt-kun is a bisexual chud tho
>>58771105imagine having all these beautiful women out there in real life and still jacking off to pokémon
>>58772098>Not wanting to raise a Kirlia from an egg to be your pokedaughterwife>Not giving her an everstone ring
>>58772098>imagine havingAnd that's all people here will do. IMAGINE. You (I'm assuming. Perhaps I'm wrong, in which case, good for you.) don't actually have these smoking hot babes on speed dial. A lot of people might be thinking "I could totally sleep with any of these women if I tried.", but we both know that isn't true. Not to advocate for jerking off to pngs, as that's sad and gross, but it's just the reality of the situation.
>>58771998kind of sounds like cucking too, going by that dialogue
>>58771298I wonder if he knows Grass Knot
>>58772098You can do both, you know that right?
>>58772098Bahahahahhahahahhahahah!
>>58772240I wouldn't call it cucking if the other guy doesn't want to have sex with her. Sounds more like she's settling with the grunt because her trainer doesn't want to bone her.
>>58772126https://youtu.be/rWgaaujHxsU?si=-hXUVjuHhmuJbW7w
>>58771105Show me them kissing
>>58773773But the janny might get mad!
>>58773773
>>58773910See? That wasn't so bad. Very wholesome!
>>58773910You are a zoophile, Rocket Grunt.
>>58773943pokemon are made for sex
>>58771105>"I won't fall for the trap">>58773910>Falls in trapBruh.....
>>58773943>>58774026> You're a zoophile, Rocket Grunt.> Pokémooon are maaade for seeex!> Keeping copious naughty details> In your pervert’s Pokédex,> Rocket Gruuuuunt!> Women won’t touch you with a…> Thirty-nine and a half foot poooooole!
>>58774577it's called being pokesexual you bigot
>>58772638I have no clue what this zoomer shit is supposed to mean.
>>58772098I live in the west unfortunately
>>58771105Yes I absolutely fucking would, not with a leafeon like that though
>>58772098Thanks to metoo I'm marked a sex offender in my small town without ever seeing or touching a vagina or even boobs.This is the life I must take now.
>>58774577why would he want women to touch him when leafeon is superior
Human x Wild pokemon is unconditionally fine, but Trainer Human x Trainee Pokemon is a bit more delicate situation. You're basically a legal guardian, boss, and teacher all in one for pokemon, this "triple power" position is very easily abusable. "Don't like your girlfriend's nagging? Just recall her into pokeball and then trade her away! Can't nag you from another continent lolololol"
>>58774026they are made to be free in the wild
>>58777536What if you're free in the wild, too?
>>58777539you kill yourself so no one has to bother burying your body
>>58777539All out in the free, we're all free.
>>58777533"Power Dynamics" are pseudery and your application is retarded. We are shown Pokémon can leave the Pokéball whenever they want and even ignore Master Balls. A Pokémon can easily kill, rape or maim you if you wanted to and there's nothing stopping a Pokémon from straight up abandoning a Trainer they don't like. Who gives a fuck if your significant other sees you as a superior or whatever? Literal madeup problems.
>>58777675>A Pokémon can easily kill, rape or maim youNot an argument. In pokemon media there are numerous instances of physical/psychological abuse of pokemon by trainers.In anime there was one instance where pokemon goes "I'm your only chance at winning the League, so serve me, bitch" to it's trainer, but usually pokemon are replaceable.>Who gives a fuck if your significant other sees you as a superior or whatever?Kinky
>>58777536and to be plapped in captivity
It's abuse if you DON'T let your pokemon ride your dick. Sex is a basic need, so you need to satisfy them. It's included with food, water, shelter, etc.
>>58771105>tfw your pokemon will never get captured then get fucked by some goonbros
>>58777717what if your pokemon is like a snorlax then genius
>>58778078If a male skitty can breed with female wailord, then it's clearly not a problem, as far as pokemon is concerned.
>>58771171Team Smegma
>>58772098I live in Homosassa Springs, WHAT beautiful women
>>58771105
>>58775583That has worse meter though
>>58778108The way the sensors are placed make no sense.Next time ask a robotics engineer or a cardiologist how to place them on cat- or dog-like creatures.
>>58777826eeveelutions are Israeli coded
