*Slaps your Pokemon gf's ass (one cheek each)*What do?
>>58776524>Landorus still thinks he's relevant lol
>>58776524They are intimidating, so I keep walking and let them do as they please with my Gardevoir. After all, what's lil timmy (me) gonna do?
>>58776524recall them, then encase in cement, throw to the bottom of the ocean(they are in stasis for the rest of history and remain aware of themselves the entire time)
I don’t have a gf but I have an ex bf and he’s an ugly cheating twink whore so meh, they can have him
>>58776524Can they slap mine then fuck me together?
>>58776524Click the stopwatch to see how long it keeps jiggling.
>>58776524rape them
>>58776524>BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLTTTTTTT>252+ SpA Choice Specs Tera Water Swampert Muddy Water vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Landorus-Therian: 436-516 (114.1 - 135%) -- guaranteed OHKO>252+ SpA Choice Specs Tera Water Swampert Muddy Water vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Incineroar: 396-468 (100.5 - 118.7%) -- guaranteed OHKOwhew, my bad. sorry about that, guys.
>>58776524Slap their ass cheeks in turn (both of them)