/vp/ i need some help.My wife, pic related, has need of a new wardrobe. Im not saying shes not pretty with her normal wear. She would look super nice with a nice dress.Does anyone know of what size she would wear? Im afraid to ask lol
>>58782238Does that red bit get in the way when you fug her?
>>58782453A gentleman never kisses and tells
>>58782238you should get your wife something nicer than a hi-point
>>58782469She married me for love, not for money. which we dont have hahaand she gave it to me for christmas anyways.
>>58782238furfaggots are less than subhuman, no one will ever love you do the world a favor and put a bullet between your eyes.
>>58782560>his wife is literally in the picture
just give her the ol' spicy uranohoshi uniform
>>58782560Incel rage over here.
>>58782575>>58782584That's a doll, a thing, without emotions or life. Any normal person who enters that room will only see a degenerate, Imagine raising a child and watching him turn into a pathetic being who shouldn't even be called human, buying a doll and pretending that lifeless thing is his wife because he's so messed up in his brain that no human being would give him a chance.
>>58782554>She married me for love, not for money. Saying this unironically when he had to spend ¥49,500 just to meet her lmao.
>>58782590Enjoy dying for Israel with no silver, Mr. Wise Guy.
>>58782600i paid 450 usdi do not understand japan money
>>58782590>Imagine raising a child and watching him turn into a pathetic being who shouldn't even be called human, buying a doll and pretending that lifeless thing is his wife because he's so messed up in his brain that no human being would give him a chance.If you count simping for OF or vtuber influencers on screens as equally pretending an inanimate object is ones wife, then between them all that's like, a solid 45% of western males under 30 right now.
>>58782600mail order bride, lmao
>>58782606Pretending that that thing is anything more than a thing doesn't make you own the jews. You are a failed human who will never be able to reproduce. I feel bad for your parents. Imagine doing such a bad job raising a child that your brain is so fucked up that you have to escape reality in such a stupid way.
>>58782628>this nigger doesnt fuck his pokewife so he seethes instead
>>58782634Pretend all you want and take it as a joke, but in your moments of solitude you know that if any normal person saw that room, they would feel disgust and make fun of you.
>>58782590uh oh meltie.
>>58782635a lovely lady has seen this room, which is at my parents, and she has seen it many times.my plushies, gundams, anime figures and games are all out.being such a pussy faggot about your interests is why youre projecting so hard and seething.
>>58782590Game freak are infinitely bigger degenerates than OP and everyone worships them
>>58782635This would be really concerning if you were the kind of sissy that gets pressed over what others think of her and keeps trying to appease them. To be an adult is to stop giving a fuck over such things and do whatever you want.
>>58782238>hi-pointghetto trash detected
>>58782701pairs great with the taurus
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>>58782238Give her a leather jacketbtw is that cif gear in the corner? lol
>>58782710great deflection. i love my mom and dad
>>58782710if he's in his 20s that's normal. most people younger than 30 don't rent a place big enough to move all their stuff.>>58782691Does she know you fuck it though? Like I feel like that would be a pretty important fact that all of us here on 4chan immediately clock but a normie might not immediately realize.
>>58782777just because i have it doesnt mean i have sex with it. cope faggot. your seething is curdling my chocolate milk.
>>58782694that's true. like half the staff are lolicons, especially the old guard, you should see some of their pre-pokemon work, Mendel Palace and the game magazines.Am I even allowed to post this here? It's TECHNICALLY sfw, the ESRB said it's E for Everyone, please don't ban me mods. It's not my fault Sugimori is a certified freak. A Game Freak, thanks for watc-
>>58782785you literally called it your wife.You know what people do with their wives? They fuck them. One of the main and most traditional of benefits. In some times and cultures your wife was the only one you were allowed to ever fuck, so if you wanted to fuck a girl you had to marry her first. Conjugal, pertaining to marriage, is literally used as a synonym for having sex. If I talked about someone's "marriage bed" i'm talking about their spousal sex life.Wife means married. Married means sex, at the very least minimum once just to consummate the wedlock.You're having sex with the doll.
>>58782801It's not that serious unc.
>>58782813just video it for us the next time you fuck gardevoir, alright? nobody's making any good human on pokemon porn right now.
>>58782801is this ai or just extreme seething that i have a gf and a gardewife?
>>58782825Maybe trolling. I dont think its possible for a normal person to be unironically invested on another guy's plushy to the point of rage.
>>58782836probably trolling. but there are some lads on here that are obsessed. i had to double check this was posted on vp for a moment lol
