>you save his life>you become the champion>you save Hoenn from the apocalypse by defeating two evil teams>you capture ancient godlike Pokémon capable of transforming the earthMeanwhile professor bir(t)ch doing jackshit in his lab in the starting town is like "k buddy" But if you capture every single shitmon and trade with ruby, sapphire, fire red and leaf green or XD to get all of the irrelevant trash to fill out the pokedex, (a job he should be doing) this useless pedophile looking chud finally gives you a gift, which is... One (1) starter Pokémon from Johto. This useless fat greedy mf can't even have the decency to give you the whole lot after he's been sitting there on one tile for pretty much the entire game, being an absent father and husband, jerking off to the gardevoir data he wanted, and letting may whore herself in contests and buying slutty clothes at lilycove's department store.https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XiO8LuJIX5QHe's the worst professor of them all.
>>58782481>Ash saves his life as a child>grows up having one of the most kind hearted trainers of all time>I would have rehomed this asshole
>>58782481Well you said it, he's a pedo groomer and child rapist; so why would he let you take all three of the starters?
>>58782502Trauma's a bitch, the moment Ash stopped respecting Charmeleon's wishes it got worried about all of it being a lie and being forced to do things it didn't want to do, and ironically thanks to Ash, learned to not take its trainer's shit this time, which is how you got belligerent asshole Charizard.
>>58782481god i wanna worship that belly
